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Nurbsy

@nurbsy.bsky.social
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13h
Chucky creates his bride (iconic scene) Bride of Chucky
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13h
*ghostly airhorn*
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14h
I recommend the viral chocolate chip cookie
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 15h
Tonkombell
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 15h
My work is terrible about announcing new hires. I got an email today that just said “[name I’ve never heard]’s phone is working. Their direct number is [xxx-xxx-xxxx].” Ok thanks
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 17h
You mean you’re not following the market? Perhaps the chicken nuggets would be more to your liking, sir
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Handing out rolls of hotel room toilet paper for halloween
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Allsome Powers “yam maybe”
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Calm down and eat your PouchMeal
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
good men know. defer to her pleasure 🌟 more joy!
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do you know where your old man is?
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Our celebs are wilding out
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Splendid
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Take me by the hend Help me understend ♬
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Please tap
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Will we be inserting, tapping, or swiping today?
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do you feel like contributing your best to an economy that only serves to make your life worse or not really
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Celebs behave erratically immediately prior to an earthquake as though they can sense it coming
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Twitches zone
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My bodily organs are conspiring with each other
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just in time for flu season
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The hot honey moment has passed
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Picking all the folded chips out of the bag and throwing the rest away
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Your own mouth is probably the worst place to throw up into
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s a bit of a stretch
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Adele - Chasing Pavements (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Adele
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
From the Adele song?
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Our celebs are in crisis
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Basically as a rule of thumb I never need to know what a comedian said
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My name is Jim E. E. Twirled
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Browning meat on the grill out back, call that the my yard reaction
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
jeeze buy a fella a drink first before you start talking so sexy like
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So it’ll end on another cliffhanger
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do not interrupt the invocation. And no
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m invoking the ancient rites
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Poutine fountain, tower of hot flowing gravy to dip fries and cheese curds into
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s so gringe
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Metaphor Literalized
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not if I steal the recipe
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That has a nice ring to it…
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There should be a bread you can cover in sauce, cheese, and toppings
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Too scary
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re so close to the weekend it’s palpable. I can palp it
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New halloween x candy collab
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got it on Amazing
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Says here you’re foul-mouthed. Hm. BUT, you’re also fluent in sarcasm. Bet that comes in handy
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At devil dot hell
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only time I really have to use it is right before bed when I don’t want to get all worked up
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baseball is America’s pastime to me
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Turned mine on last Sunday for the first time since December
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cop and a Half | The moment Burt Reynolds walks into a biker bar
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