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Numbereightball

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Esto iba a ser un bot que respondiese preguntas con frases de la Bola 8 en Twitter, pero me voy a quedar donde se pueda para hacer juegos de palabras malos.

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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 12h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 9h
Guiados por el General Patton
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N. B. Parker-Polley @nbparker82.bsky.social · 10h
Silencio todo el mundo, me dispongo a ver la película de la que todo el mundo habla: La bola negra.
Coyote vs ACME (Dave Green)
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🍦 𝙹U⩜ℕ∀ℤ∅ 🎃 @juanazo.com · 16h
LUCHA DE CLASES
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 12h
Lo he abierto y al final no era nada de árbol. #ESTAFA
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Rosslamour @rosslamour.bsky.social · 14h
Nunca perdamos el sentido del humor 🤣
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pedir a la Consejería de Desregulación que comprueba que se regula: el musical
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 02/10/2026
original meme by Earl using a scene from Star Trek TNG "Disaster" in two panels; first panel, Data's disembodied head is sitting on a workbench, side panel open, with Commander Riker leaning in to work on the circuitry inside, with caption: See all that stuff in there, Commander? second panel is a close-up of Data's face, with caption: That is why your robot never worked.
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Endorcista @endorcista.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
La nieve te puede matar si alcanza la velocidad de la lud.
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Van dos decretos y se cae el de enmedio.
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Potachi! @potachi.ink · 17/09/2026
The King's Wish
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🍦 𝙹U⩜ℕ∀ℤ∅ 🎃 @juanazo.com · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula. (El meme es de ayer 😅😂)
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy very poorly and very stupid and hate everybody and everything day to all who celebrate!
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Miguel 🚀 @erialdecultura.com · 30/09/2026
Si no vas a trabajar porque la noche previa te ha sentado mal un postre del grupo Nueva Rumasa, ¿es una baja flandhulenta?
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Menuda movida la de este tronco
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coger un trozo del empedrado del suelo, ¿es fabricar un arma ad hoc?
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Paloma Rando @palomarando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roscón en el ultramarinos.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Xan López @xanlopez.net · 30/09/2026
Well, that’s not the opening paragraph I expected.
1. Introduction

In the 1988 sci -fi roleplaying game Cyberpunk , the European Currency Unit serves as the global currency (colloquially referred to as “euro dollar”, “ed" or “eddie”) . In the story, the dismantling of US
democracy, a sovereign debt crisis and geopolitical mistakes
trigger the collap se of the United States . The European Economic
Community steps in and uses its well -regulated banking system and
single currency to displace the dollar’s hegemonic role.
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Liz Thurmond @countmystars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Borg sheep: O HAI! I UPGRADED YOUR RAM
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No se puede decir que le falte calle
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
El otoño en Valladolid nos lo tomamos muy en serio
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
¡SITO MIÑANCO, PRESO POLÍTICO!
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Nit Nurse With Wound @dannybirchall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sweet Jesus. So concerned about stopping people right-clicking your public collection of images that you put the whole lot in a private DRM provider that goes under, and the whole lot is fucked. Sweet. Jesus.
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𝐋𝐞𝐱𝐢 🦇 @lexieryes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Otis B. Driftwood @obdriftwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aprovecho para resubir uno de mis jáilaits, que esto me lo ha recordado *se ríe él solo*
La cara de Kofi Annan, secretario general de la ONU en los 90, superpuesta sobre dos puertas lógicas, una NAND y una NOR. Sobre cada una se lee, respectivamente, Kofi AnNAND y Kofi AnNOR.
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're just thieves who think the whole world belongs to them now.
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Laura Lokkie se queja @lauralokkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Descifrar logos de metal extremo es un hobby para muchos XD
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Walt Spookman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what, that’s fair
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
La novia de Ourense dice que 50000, no menos.
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
La canela estadounidense está en plomoción. 2x1
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Y ya hay excusa para tirar cualquier ayuda oficial sin dar explicaciones...
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They always remember to take their medication.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
back when Elden Ring first came out and everyone was talking about it, I made this quick pixel art of what I guessed it was about
pixel art of a textured ring with the face and long beard of an old man, and tiny legs and arms, one of which is holding a long staff or walking stick
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Fernando del Amo #7291 @madridvk.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Un agente de inteligencia artificial de OpenAI accede sin permiso a datos del sistema de salud de Australia noticias.rtve.es/noticias/202... a través de RTVE Noticias.
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Un agente de inteligencia artificial de OpenAI accede sin permiso a datos del sistema de salud de Australia
Un agente de inteligencia artificial de OpenAI accede sin permiso a datos del sistema de salud de Australia
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ana Vázquez es una pesimista. Siempre ve el bote medio vacío.
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Numbereightball @numbereightball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Viene fuerte la nueva de "A todo gas (Fast & Furious)".
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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