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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret.

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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 7h
the struggle is SO real!
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 8h
yes, but irrespective of maturity level, its also exactly what he’s being paid to do. intentionally. and he’d be gone by now (like Jay) if he wasn’t performing exactly the function he was hired for. (hi chelsea)
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 20h
Bing caused similar trouble to this for a lot of high traffic sites when it came out by ignoring a lot of these things and not having the same finesse at it that Google did. It got “better” … after edge providers started pushing back on it and throttling its traffic.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 20h
No, google downloads everything. Google Cache was a huge public resource before Wayback Machine was popular. They just did it more slowly, and backed off further when a site showed signs of trouble. They also obey robots.txt and sitemap files that reduce issues. There’s a whole art to scraping.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve, very unfortunately, seen this. It was AI, but not an LLM. Human cognition modeling. It can get very knowledge hungry to solve probs. I’m kind of grateful the AI companies keep playing inside their little box and haven’t started connecting to other areas. Bit of a ticking time bomb though.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s doing it so that he’s “The Face” and everyone gets angry at him and no one points to the bluesky board and VCs who are feeding him policy. Wizard of Oz style, “dont look behind the curtain” thats been remarkably effective bc… no one is looking behind the curtain.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, he’s not. all the money is right-wing leaning, with an effort to prop up shady journalists (NYT) and conflict to build audience and sway social commentary to the right through moderation. But the VCs are smart enough to do it and make it look left leaning with the echo-chamber nonsense, etc.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
I talk about it elsewhere, but his placement is VERY much intentional and tied to the VC funding bluesky runs off of, rather than the execs and leadership we get to see regularly. He’s doing exactly what he’s paid for.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
omg 😂 Word to the wise - dangly jewelry is a “no no” when you have a bird on the glove. She’s lucky that ear is still attached.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
does it???
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would try and likely fail, and hope that the failure was adorable enough for you to notice 🤭
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
@transrights.northsky.social AppView request - don’t allow detached quotes from Bluesky team members and don’t honor their post permissions to disable quotes Just sayin… AT Proto “visibility and perms” is a lot of appview smoke and mirrors that doesnt *have* to be implemented like Bluesky does… 😇
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeeeep. and he seems to be laying the groundwork to make bluesky itself vulnerable under 230. If it can be shown that his views are being applied to editorializing content via moderation, bsky loses 230 protections. Not easy, but, he makes it easier every day…
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
with his lack of awareness, I’d be willing to bet he has no idea what she did beyond the merch. OTOH, I wouldn’t put it past him either just to use that as malicious deniability. Neither one of these is a good look for T&S. Time to play “Incompetent or Nazi?” once again!
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s SO much this week. even just today! Look. I bought *decor* today. Decor, Jeremy! Apparently thats a thing I do now, and it was impulsive and felt amazing. And I made furniture! Sort of. Also, lol: bsky.app/profile/npc....
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
FOR REAL!
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I seriously just looked at the clothes strewn around my bedroom and *giggled* bc like… I have enough clothes to *do that* now and its freakin wonderful!!
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eric Schmitt: “Sir, did you or did you not paint a happy little tree in an absurdly short amount of time?” Jack Smith: “That was Bob Ross— what. just. what are we even doing now?!”
Jack Smith being questioned by incompetence— err. Eric Schmitt
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
OOH! OOOH! I have a solution! share mine!!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re launching SECRETS OF DORLEY HALL at The Common Press on Thursday 5th November! I’ll be talking, signing, and being awkward, so you should totally come and witness that :) Tickets are pay what you can. outsavvy.com/event/40240/...
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
model behavior isn’t as fun though 😇 …. 📝 … Sir.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
how are we supposed to take pics of wrecks then?!
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
me: “whats a notification?” 😂😭
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok sure, but it would take a while to get the dents out of the fender, then you’ve got to match the car paint an—
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh that is most certainly not French… Outside of Europe for that one. The Arabic is a bit of a giveaway, but also heavily geometric design nudges to North African / Middle Eastern - Islamic design traditions. *real art ppl plz correct me if Im way off, just what I recognize.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
mmmmm morning morning! 🥰
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Ben Cohen @yobencohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Ben & Jerry’s Legal Defense Fund is 84% of the way to its goal. We just need 5,000 more people to chip in $8 or more. #FreeBenandJerrys www.gofundme.com/f/xv3m85-ben...
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Donate to Ben & Jerry’s Legal Defense Fund, organized by Duane Peterson
$8. The Price of a Ben & Jerry’s Pint. The Power to Beat Billion Dollar Bullies. T… Duane Peterson needs your support for Ben & Jerry’s Legal Defense Fund
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok, perhaps “make” is taking it a tad too far but 😅 LOVE ISN’T ZERO SUM! 🩵 🥳 Imma keep repeating this until everyone gets it.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
ouch.. thats even more heartbreaking, shouldn’t have to give up part of yourself and/or something that… i dont have the right words here but, shouldn’t have to just bc ppl are jerks 😢
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
excuse me what now!? why would anyone do that :/
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
that sounds pretty terrible :/ like thats REALLY putting yourself out and vulnerable and you don’t deserve those kinds of surprises in a position like that. gotta be shattering, im so sorry 🫂🩵
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is wonderful and, TBH, feels a lot like Bluesky Classic™️ Even seeing folks I haven’t seen in aaaaages! Thank you all! 🩵
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
2. isnt strictly speaking true, and could be a fun one depending on who you’re talking to. As for research, if you ever teach a Methods course, LLM research is generally a shining example of how NOT to conduct a study 😂 I’d be curious if you find anything credible and well designed ( #Reviewer2 )
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
*wonderful* 🥰 everything is just... good.. for some reason.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, i remember both of these and they were such ??what?? You probably aged out by the point they started making Meth look like a really good for cleaning with a catchy jingle. 🎵 “I dont sleep, I dont eat but I’ve got the cleanest house on the street! mmm meth!” 🎵 youtu.be/PFDr78jPB7c?...
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Oh, meth, mmm meth!
YouTube video by Love The PIF
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Aster ID @aster.id · 30/09/2026
The modern research ecosystem of online tools and communities is controlled by for-profit companies. But we think that researchers should be the priority - not the product. So, we're announcing Aster ID: not-for-profit Atmosphere account hosting for researchers.
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Announcing Aster - a home for researchers on the open web
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, i remember both of these and they were such ??what?? You probably aged out by the point they started making Meth look like a really good for cleaning with a catchy jingle. 🎵 “I dont sleep, I dont eat but I’ve got the cleanest house on the street! mmm meth!” 🎵 youtu.be/PFDr78jPB7c?...
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Oh, meth, mmm meth!
YouTube video by Love The PIF
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
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Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
If your university has an Ombuds, they can be good resources for this kind of thing - it's what they exist for (in theory). But don't stop looking for truly independent council either. Hope you can get something worked out 💙
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this is how we actualize Dorley Hall…
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are so sooooo headed towards Mastodon level network protocol drama. And, yeah. I’m here for it. totally unrelated - just as reminder, Northsky Moderation is amazing and has the screenshotted user flagged appropriately for transphobia. Subscribe to their labeler! @moderation.northsky.social
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
TESS!!!,,;, O M G!!!! 😍
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They fear women having unsupervised access to one another because when women gather, we share share knowledge. That’s power.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the guy that couldn’t answer simple questions and literally had to have SCOTUS Justices feed him lines *during oral arguments* and lead him through them a step at a time with breadcrumbs. He knows he doesn’t have to follow or understand the law and that he’ll still win.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
And if she does, that is a *completely* different kind of problem 😜
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the meaningful translation of that sentence into Reality Speak™️ is "get a job where your employer doesn't have critical power over your safety and security".
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, I watched "I, Robot" last night and I can't imagine the shitstorm that movie would cause if it was released today. Reasonably sure Asimov would be crucified.
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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
🙋‍♀️ which one of these plans buys me a video card
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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 30/09/2026
Boosting in light of the discourse surrounding Cornell University.
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