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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 13h

95% chance Melissa would not have even noticed, much less cared. but we have to wield power over you somehow, so,

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 13h

the people yearn for the days of capricious forum moderators who spoke plainly about their dislike for specific users

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14h

they suck so fucking bad. it's like so many levels of just being deliberately abrasive, abusive assholes.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14h

genuinely think their current effort at combating "toxicity" would be better received if they couched in terms of combating "rude assholes," even to potentially affected users

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16h

You see, it's only "how are you gonna pay for that?!" when its giving Americans healthcare. When it's a supplemental Dept of War appropriations bill to spend billions to keep our sailors in The Strait of Hormuz in order to keep crude prices down before the midterms, thats just Supporting The Troops

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 18h

idk maybe she should try being better at her job

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 20h

they're so right, too! i'm not doing things fast enough! i suck! i'm a stupid fucking failure and my pay and seniority reflect that.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 20h

i love sucking just enough at my job to be the bitch but not enough to get fired. it feels really good. it feels so great to be trapped in abuse by your own incompetence.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 20h

my favorite part of working 14 hour days is having multiple people put unsolicited meetings on my calendar to chastise me for not doing things good or fast enough. i love this. i love being everyone's whipping girl. i love being condescended to. i love when people back me into corners.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

Languishing in hospice, the heart monitor slows to a crawl, my body feels distant and the room grows dark, my final thoughts as I finally flatline are the lyrics to the fake RATS: The Musical from a 1997 episode of Hey Arnold

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

if your videogame doesn't have a fucking roiling thunderstorm in it then i don't give a shit. put that shit back in the oven and don't talk to me until you have a booming, rain-swept soundscape ready.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

bourgeois is when a thing is expensive and the more expensive it is the bourgeois-ier it is

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

two 14-hour days in a row is already too many

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

either guilt for an actual encounter or worry over a hypothetical encounter. many men live in irrational terror of one day committing an assault that they (somehow) thought was ordinary behavior, and so defend their future potential self.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it is usually some form of gambling though i suppose it could be done simply for fun. not typical, though.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i will not be made to contemplate this. cease.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

busy season was the worst possible time to return from leave

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i just want to sleep so fucking badly

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The Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sometimes 4chan hits

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

bring back just eating some cheese and crackers together over alcohol and shooting the shit for three hours

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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

my favorite way to prepare broccoli is roasting it, but when i'm in a rush i find its much more time efficient to just let it go bad in your fridge

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just get a subscription to the Criterion Channel and spend your evenings doing anything of substance and culture. but no, they would much rather spend their hours rotting their brain on poorly written escapism and enriching the world's most aggressive transphobic bitch

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"do not purposefully add to JK Rowling's cultural cachet if you give a shit about trans people's continued access to healthcare and public life" is literally such an easy ask and seemingly every single person thinks you're a fucking asshole for even mentioning it

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you can't be talking like that cis baby

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i appose the corporatization of gambling not because i hate freedom but because anyone who is willing to turn it into a business is Adolf Hitler and should be put down like a dog

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the news media loves to dance around this shit in the biggest possible circle to avoid saying anything that anyone could ever dislike

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

by "acceptable" I mean like, ethically, morally. legally defensible vs. ethically acceptable.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'm not saying it's an acceptable argument but legally it does create annoying as shit problems and it's definitely going to SCOTUS

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the problem is that the legal argument is actually solid, which is why Congress should have moved to make this specific shit illegal immediately. now it makes enough money to pay off every member of Congress forever, so we're stuck with this shit.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they are both so precious when they are not screaming at us for food

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

to this day i have not seen the cats so interested in anything we've ever put on the TV. representation matters(?)

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

everything in this fucking country is about letting men take from you. fistfuls of information, of cash, of security, of autonomy, of flesh. take, take, take. all these rapists do is take.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

bringing back my huge cat archer for completely not-furry-at-all reasons

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

life is pretty bad and i don't see the world recovering from its downward spiral until i'm at least a geriatric but Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen releases on Thursday (even though i probably won't be able to play until Saturday), so that's something to look forward to

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

predictable outcome of posting satire on the autism website tbh

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i saw this earlier and, while I shouldn't be, i am sometimes still astonished at how much they fucking hate us

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

getting my gender validated by having everyone talk over me the minute i start talking in a work meeting.

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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 04/10/2026

Lmao arxiv.org/pdf/2404.00732

An Abundance of Katherines*
The Game Theory of Baby Naming
Katy Blumer-Kate Donahue',
Katie Fritz', Kate Ivanovich', Katherine Lee', Katie Luo', Cathy Meng', and Katie Van Koevering
'Cornell University†

Abstract
In this paper, we study the highly competitive arena of baby naming. Through making several Extremely Reasonable Assumptions (namely, that parents are myopic, perfectly knowledgeable agents who pick a name based solely on its "uniqueness"), we create a model which is not only tractable and clean, but also perfectly captures the real world. We then extend our investigation with numerical experiments, as well as analysis of large language model tools. We conclude by discussing avenues for future research.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they command a truly astounding salary and too much respect to prevaricate and shit out opinion pieces like that

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i wish i had a job as easy as being a writer or editor at the Atlantic seems to be.

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Mae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

one of my favorite albums of all time, honestly. that and edIT's solo album Crying Over Pros for No Reason.

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The New York Times has a choice of whether to cover Trumpism as A) an amusing and colorful example of the oddity of American politics, or B) an existential threat to the future of everyone you know and love. Over and over, they choose A. They trivialize themselves.

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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This image in the replies was particularly funny to me

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