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Novowels

@novowels.com
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Formerly @de_novowels on Twitter. I like to talk about cats, MMORPGs, religion and politics. - A Survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse - Conservatism is just fascism with training wheels

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Novowels @novowels.com · 29/09/2026
Nevermind that the current phase was originally planned to be anchored by Chadwick Boseman's Black Panther. Majors' persona non grata status wasn't the only huge pivot that they had to do, but how much of it all is a total rewrite vs "speeding up" future plans is pretty much completely unknown.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 26/09/2026
I'm not even all that excited for it, but all of the shittiest people on the internet seem to be super mad about people enjoying it -- so I'm rooting for it to break some records and some brains.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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WWDITS: We Are Vampires!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 22/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 22/09/2026
I guess gold is no longer an issue
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/09/2026
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Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby: If You Ain't First
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Novowels @novowels.com · 18/09/2026
Kakistocracy
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png
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Novowels @novowels.com · 17/09/2026
Made by my suegra
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Novowels @novowels.com · 17/09/2026
Pozole and tequila
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Novowels @novowels.com · 14/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 14/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026
Next patch in WoW: All transmog restrictions lifted. If you have earned the appearance, you can transmog it! #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026
New Legendary: Void void void Void void, void void
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026
As someone who loved the originals but then grew up mostly interacting with the concept through Usenet and Internet MSTies of fanfiction and whatnot (which was much more hard edged -- and admittedly highly varying in quality) "quaint" for the revival sounds right. I did enjoy them!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 11/09/2026
I think he is stupid enough to be a True Believer, and he probably insisted on finding the "real crimes" while everyone around him was getting increasingly irate at him taking so long to fabricate shit.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/09/2026
Metroid: Ravenous
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/09/2026
New Samus model looks amazing
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/09/2026
So Samus was hanging out with Kirby too much during Smash Bros and now she's hangry
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Novowels @novowels.com · 09/09/2026
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Sxv Wtf: Man Blinking Reaction Meme
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Novowels @novowels.com · 09/09/2026
I made Jimothy a little corner of his own in my yard next to my house. #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 07/09/2026
This Labor Day I think we should talk about the bonus situation.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 07/09/2026
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
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Novowels @novowels.com · 06/09/2026
I legit don't know how this makes me feel.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 06/09/2026
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Futurama You Are Technically Correct
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Novowels @novowels.com · 05/09/2026
Fond memories of the Sunset Riders cabinet at the Kum & Go a block from my grandma's house. They later swapped it out for Street Fighter II, which is the one that really took over my life (until MMOs)
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Novowels @novowels.com · 05/09/2026
youtu.be/GFRzIOna2oQ?...
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Idiocracy (2006) Humanity becoming dumb
YouTube video by Short Scene
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Novowels @novowels.com · 05/09/2026
This is literally a scene in Idiocracy.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 02/09/2026
It's a death cult.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 02/09/2026
Street Fighter lore Is legitamately BONKERS so I am happy to see them just embracing it and putting the pedal to the metal.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 02/09/2026
Jimothy, my beloved! #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/09/2026
They know what hypocrisy is, and they know it can be used politically as a weapon, but they don't really understand it.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 29/08/2026
Maaan, my family had Smurfs glasses like that. Was from Hardees, I think.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 29/08/2026
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
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Novowels @novowels.com · 29/08/2026
Bucky is technically like 115 years old, so he's a perfect fit for elected office.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 28/08/2026
Regulations are written in blood, deregulations are written in diarrhea. www.newsweek.com/frozen-buffa...
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Frozen buffalo chicken recall: Highest risk warning over food safety
Numerous recalls have been issued this year due to potential damage, foodborne illness, and undeclared food allergens.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 27/08/2026
They're Nazi trolls
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Novowels @novowels.com · 26/08/2026
*horny
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Novowels @novowels.com · 26/08/2026
<sadly does the Time Warp, again>
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Novowels @novowels.com · 26/08/2026
But that ain't no way to make a living
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Novowels @novowels.com · 25/08/2026
This is the phone I read your posts from.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 25/08/2026
A lot of people are very very mad that the scientific and philosophical advancements over the last couple of hundred years has not perfectly aligned with their narrow interpretation of the world and are now seeking to burn everything down rather than accept or adjust to that interpretation.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 25/08/2026
*makes it impossible to peacefully oppose them* "Why are leftists so violent?"
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Cute Surprised Pikachu
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
97 years ago today, ‘The Skeleton Dance’ released in theaters.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/08/2026
Lot of downtime at work lately so I'm back on my bullshit
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Novowels @novowels.com · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp after being told there's no room in the SUV:
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Novowels @novowels.com · 18/08/2026
They changed it lol
Screenshot of the Jubilee channel video, renamed to "Tim Pool vs 20 Progressives"
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Novowels @novowels.com · 14/08/2026
It fell into my pocket, I swear!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 14/08/2026
So I guess he's my nemesis! (I got my handle because I went to make a character in an lpMUD and wanted to use the name "Trapspringer" -- but it was too long, so I shortened it by taking out the vowels, playing as Trpsprngr.)
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/08/2026
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Guile's Iconic Street Fighter Pose
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