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Novowels

@novowels.com
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Formerly @de_novowels on Twitter. I like to talk about cats, MMORPGs, religion and politics. - A Survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse - Conservatism is just fascism with training wheels

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Novowels @novowels.com · 02/10/2026
The classic
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Novowels @novowels.com · 26/09/2026
I'm not even all that excited for it, but all of the shittiest people on the internet seem to be super mad about people enjoying it -- so I'm rooting for it to break some records and some brains.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 22/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 22/09/2026
I guess gold is no longer an issue
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Novowels @novowels.com · 17/09/2026
Pozole and tequila
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Novowels @novowels.com · 14/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 14/09/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026
Next patch in WoW: All transmog restrictions lifted. If you have earned the appearance, you can transmog it! #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026
New Legendary: Void void void Void void, void void
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/09/2026
Metroid: Ravenous
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Novowels @novowels.com · 10/09/2026
New Samus model looks amazing
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Novowels @novowels.com · 09/09/2026
I made Jimothy a little corner of his own in my yard next to my house. #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 07/09/2026
This Labor Day I think we should talk about the bonus situation.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 02/09/2026
Jimothy, my beloved! #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 29/08/2026
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
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Novowels @novowels.com · 25/08/2026
This is the phone I read your posts from.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/08/2026
Lot of downtime at work lately so I'm back on my bullshit
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Novowels @novowels.com · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp after being told there's no room in the SUV:
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Novowels @novowels.com · 18/08/2026
They changed it lol
Screenshot of the Jubilee channel video, renamed to "Tim Pool vs 20 Progressives"
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Novowels @novowels.com · 07/08/2026
Oh my god
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Novowels @novowels.com · 04/08/2026
Sad there is no Mr Fixit color, but Orange Hulk is a nice reference!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/08/2026
Just sayin
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/08/2026
Yup, won't ever forget that time, and they can never rewrite that history to me.
Selfie of Novowels in scrubs and a face mask and a bulky face shield from during the covid-19 pandemic.
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Novowels @novowels.com · 31/07/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 27/07/2026
You haven't really experienced it until you come out of a long, emotionally devastating cutscene and... LA HEE
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Novowels @novowels.com · 27/07/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 27/07/2026
💀
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/07/2026
Spoiling the end of #Doomsday:
A comic book page showing Luke Cage hunting down and attacking Dr. Doom because Doom owed him $200
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Novowels @novowels.com · 15/07/2026
Mildly interesting: I go by "Novowels" on the internet and sometimes shorten it to "Novo." Recently, some spammers have been addressing me as "wels" or "Mr. Wels" presumably because the AI writing their spam email has identified my name as "Novo Wels."
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Novowels @novowels.com · 13/07/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 09/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnel for 20 minutes today....
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Novowels @novowels.com · 08/07/2026
A turtle did NOT make it to the water... #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/07/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 01/07/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 30/06/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 25/06/2026
He's just following DA RULES
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Novowels @novowels.com · 20/06/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 18/06/2026
The American SNES Kirby ad always makes me laugh. Fuckin' KIRBY
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Novowels @novowels.com · 17/06/2026
Normal people: wow what a neat game! Me: <Painsmith Raznal progression PTSD flashbacks> #Warcraft
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Novowels @novowels.com · 08/06/2026
Picking Blanka with Medium Kick:
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Novowels @novowels.com · 08/06/2026
Xiaohe, a new Shado-pan recruit mistweaver is getting prepared for the Turbulent Timeways!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 08/06/2026
Human life is treated as less valuable as guilting your son to try and keep him trapped in the closet for as long as possible in Man of Steel
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/05/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/05/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 21/05/2026
Harley ships it!
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Novowels @novowels.com · 19/05/2026
One of my favorite crackpot theories is that of ancient people discovering dwarf elephant skulls and, not understanding what they really were, making up stories of a race of giant, one-eyed men. Thus, the Cyclops myth is born:
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Novowels @novowels.com · 12/05/2026
Games Industry Plant
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Novowels @novowels.com · 05/05/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 04/05/2026
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Novowels @novowels.com · 03/05/2026
>me watching the new Marvel Tokon reveal
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