Novowels @novowels.com · 26/09/2026I'm not even all that excited for it, but all of the shittiest people on the internet seem to be super mad about people enjoying it -- so I'm rooting for it to break some records and some brains. 001
Novowels @novowels.com · 13/09/2026Next patch in WoW: All transmog restrictions lifted. If you have earned the appearance, you can transmog it! #Warcraft 010
Novowels @novowels.com · 09/09/2026I made Jimothy a little corner of his own in my yard next to my house. #Warcraft 020
Novowels @novowels.com · 07/09/2026This Labor Day I think we should talk about the bonus situation. 010
Novowels @novowels.com · 04/08/2026Sad there is no Mr Fixit color, but Orange Hulk is a nice reference! 010
Novowels @novowels.com · 01/08/2026Yup, won't ever forget that time, and they can never rewrite that history to me. 0141
Novowels @novowels.com · 27/07/2026You haven't really experienced it until you come out of a long, emotionally devastating cutscene and... LA HEE 030
Novowels @novowels.com · 15/07/2026Mildly interesting: I go by "Novowels" on the internet and sometimes shorten it to "Novo." Recently, some spammers have been addressing me as "wels" or "Mr. Wels" presumably because the AI writing their spam email has identified my name as "Novo Wels." 100
Novowels @novowels.com · 18/06/2026The American SNES Kirby ad always makes me laugh. Fuckin' KIRBY 030
Novowels @novowels.com · 17/06/2026Normal people: wow what a neat game! Me: <Painsmith Raznal progression PTSD flashbacks> #Warcraft 000
Novowels @novowels.com · 08/06/2026Xiaohe, a new Shado-pan recruit mistweaver is getting prepared for the Turbulent Timeways! 030
Novowels @novowels.com · 08/06/2026Human life is treated as less valuable as guilting your son to try and keep him trapped in the closet for as long as possible in Man of Steel 020
Novowels @novowels.com · 19/05/2026One of my favorite crackpot theories is that of ancient people discovering dwarf elephant skulls and, not understanding what they really were, making up stories of a race of giant, one-eyed men. Thus, the Cyclops myth is born: 000