your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't know that I've ever needed a pattern moreravelry.comHerding Hens Sock Set pattern by Stone KnitsThis colourwork sock pattern set, includes two sock patterns. One inspired by hens of all different colours and the other by their cute baby chicks. 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sock time is best time #knitting #knitsky #wip 190
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Apart from the fact that none of the black tones match and it needs to be blocked, I'd say this is a good practice sweater and not bad for the fourth sweater I've ever knit to completion #knitting #knitsky 1862
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Omg omg I just have to finish the collar and then I get to see if this damn sweater even fits #knitting #knitsky #diy 141
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This one for sure. But I did watch Raiders of the Lost Ark every day for a month straight back in university when I didn't have cable hooked up. I cycled between it and The Last Crusade and maybe that's where my problems all truly startedstatic.klipy.comMonty Python Holy GrailALT: Monty Python Holy Grail 010
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hey, it's starting to look like an actual pattern #knitting #knitsky #diy 0300
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seriously, this is a knitting magazine and she's smizing like it's Vogue. Impeccable work, models from 1986 #knitting #knitsky #diy 0121
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Like, who are these two? I want to know their entire life stories. And also maybe knit the sweater they are wearing? I can't decide if it is cute or if I lack taste #knitting #knitsky #knittingpatterns #diy 120
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why do all knitting magazine models go so hard? #knitting #knitsky #butwhymalemodels 1131
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Folks gotta stop texting me before 10 am as if I am some kind of daywalker 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am exactly the right demographic to buy CDs at the gas station 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Omg all of this, it drives me crazy that everyone forgets his resume… and most of the things that he says 😆 111
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well, I *can* fit seven feet of wood in my car after all. Hell, I could probably squeeze in eight 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Luckily it's a 40-minute drive into town so plenty of time to scream in my car 010
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well, my nice planned day of running my own errands has turned into me being woken up early and asked if I can fit seven feet worth of 2x6 into my fucking tiny clown car, ruining both my plan and my day It's fine, it's fine, everything's fine and great and amazing 100
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This sounds like a very fun book, I'll definitely need to track down a copy! 010
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I truly forget how dumb the average person is until I encounter them in the wild 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is why: theauthoritarians.orgtheauthoritarians.orgThe Authoritarians 110
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay, I am glad I went for snacks because it turned into unexpected visits with friends and I drove a hitchhiker home Turns out the hitchhiker was the same kid who took a wrong turn in the woods with some friends and ended up behind my chicken run last year. Small towns, I tell ya 😆 110
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wait, no one is gonna send snacks. I better snack up first, then hide in bed forever Fuck, I gotta put on pants to get snacks. THIS IS BULLSHIT 110
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seriously considering crawling under the blankets and never leaving bed again Send snacks 120
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As long as you are having a good time, it is a success! 120
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think it's weird that protests have so much merch Like, everyone buying matching T-shirts for their performative marching feels more about the optics of looking progressive and not about making actual change Also, wear a fucking mask if you're in a huge group. I'm sure someone's selling 'em 🙄 020
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please read The Authoritarians by Bob Altemeyer Hey, here's a free download of it even because we desperately need well-researched non-paywalled content in this capitalist hellscape Please fuckin read it #booksky theauthoritarians.orgtheauthoritarians.orgThe Authoritarians 050
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, I didn't mean to take a four-hour nap but I am also not hooked up right 010
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Two power outages in one day? How does a gal get so lucky? 😆 020
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm okay, it's just a flesh wound! One of the many stupid hazards of getting rid of piles and piles and piles and piles and PILES of rotting pallets 😆 110
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh lord, how long does a tetanus shot last? 10 years? Anyway, don't step on rusty nails 100
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does this mean I need to learn to ride a horse? 😆 100
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026God, can't the police afford their own drugs? 010
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think the US president has clearly shown he will do whatever he wants because no one will stop him Profiteering, sex culting, murder, war; hell, he tore down half the White House. You think he isn't sending his personal army in to stop the mid-terms? Elections are over—who's gonna resist? No one 100
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Shit, I just remembered I'm supposed to get a tattoo in four days 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, for sure. At the time it was terrifying, especially since I was encouraged to post a lot but no one had my back when it came to all the threats It was a huge giggle to occasionally meet someone in the wild who was a fan of my work. Didn't happen often but it was always flattering 110
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's not often I miss having a public platform but with all the election stupidity happening in this province currently… I'm just saying, my posts would be doing *numbers* right now Signed, the gal who broke every record for views and comments (and death threats received!) for the Georgia Straight 120
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If any Vancouver mayoral candidate would like to beat Ken Sim, it's wildly simple: Mobilize. The. Voters Voter turnout was 36.3% in 2022. Go connect with the 63.7% of people who don't give a shit about local elections and MAKE THEM GIVE A SHIT It's not fucking rocket appliances #vanpoli #bcpoli 012
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is stupid and y'all will regret it I have stayed on standard time for two years now because if everything is made up and stupid anyway, I'm making up my own stupid 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Politicians, I beg of you: spend some of your overpaid time DOING YOUR JOBS instead of electioneering No more endless campaigning, cronyism, and conventions. How about getting the folks in the next town over some CLEAN DRINKING WATER? You are the mouthpiece for the people, GET IT TOGETHER 020
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Huh, I guess every comedian is a fucking creep 000
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My biggest takeaway from this Macklemore gets kicked of the tour dialogue is that some people still listen to Pink Some of y'all do not remember her history of misogyny, particularly on her 2004 tour, and it showsstatic.klipy.comRaahimisgod Thorgy ThorALT: Raahimisgod Thorgy Thor 010
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just gonna be over here knitting socks while the world collapses At least I'll be cozy #knitting 060
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Alright, mission is complete and the baby chicks are snugged up under the heat lamp and I can't bear to spend another second listening to them peeppeeppeep today because 7 hours was enough Also if you ever want to drive someone over the bend, lock em in a room with 50 baby chicks for a day or two 030
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026New favourite game: watching cars bottom out on the speed bumps at the ferry terminal CRUNCH 030
your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So much fluff, until they fall into their water dish 😆 010
