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@novelproblems.bsky.social
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sock time is best time #knitting #knitsky #wip
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apart from the fact that none of the black tones match and it needs to be blocked, I'd say this is a good practice sweater and not bad for the fourth sweater I've ever knit to completion #knitting #knitsky
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Omg omg I just have to finish the collar and then I get to see if this damn sweater even fits #knitting #knitsky #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, it's starting to look like an actual pattern #knitting #knitsky #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously, this is a knitting magazine and she's smizing like it's Vogue. Impeccable work, models from 1986 #knitting #knitsky #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, who are these two? I want to know their entire life stories. And also maybe knit the sweater they are wearing? I can't decide if it is cute or if I lack taste #knitting #knitsky #knittingpatterns #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why do all knitting magazine models go so hard? #knitting #knitsky #butwhymalemodels
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I miss my old computer
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just gonna be over here knitting socks while the world collapses At least I'll be cozy #knitting
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PACKAGE ACQUIRED
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My friend said the sock I'm making looks like a zucchini and after looking through my yarn stash, I have a lot of plant-adjacent colours so maybe I'm just making vegetable socks this autumn
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now here's a fucking throwback
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This one is appropriately menacing
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am going to get the hang of photographing the farm animals if it's the last thing I do #photography #farmlife
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Catometer says: it's autumn
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My brain has had this on a loop for about a week now
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't sell anything but here is a cat doodle I did in case anyone needs it for any purposes
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
what's your favorite acting role by a singer?
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I found these two treasures this week so I can only come to one conclusion: the universe *really* wants me to build a house
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have joked for years I am Mary Poppins because there is always SO MUCH STUFF in my purse Also please enjoy this unflattering photo of me dressed as Mary Poppins for Halloween 15 years ago
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey, #FilmSky: you can post the last four movies you watched on Fridays without tagging some company. It's okay. No one will be mad You could even just write them down on a piece of paper #LastFourWatched (but really eight; I watch a lot of stuff)
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I should get the telescope out more often
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The socialist is correct
"Why get 80-year-old people to govern our country?""We should put them out to pasture."
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What's your sign?
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Well, I got paint all over my hands so it was a successful day in the park
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Would you settle for this?
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Look, sometimes you just have to search the term "erotic chicken art"
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thanks! I am desperately trying to keep my hands and brain busy but it's a slog
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Maybe it's because he fundamentally misunderstands writing
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
UPDATE: It WAS Baby Chicken Day! #farmlife #farming #chickens #hatchday
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I check every day just in case #ishedeadyet
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I AM RICH WITH BIRDS #birds #birdnerd #lookatthesebirds #LOOKATTHEM
Three small bird figurines. One brown owl, one white dove, one feathered approximation of a bird.
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The only problem with this short story anthology edited by Harlan Ellison is all the Harlan Ellison. Bro, you have a mouth and *I* must scream
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am absolutely obsessed with the back cover of this knitting magazine I found today #knitting #knitsky #diy #yarn
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sometimes you find the perfect mug at a garage sale
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I should probably maybe start drinking this tea
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is an absolutely delightful Harry Nilsson album #nowplaying #vinyl #popeye
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I also needed a number sampler so…
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Okay, I took a break to make a sampler of letters. Pick your fav! Or don't. It's a free country (for now)
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just keep knitting, just keep knitting #knitting #justkeepknitting #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Coming to a craft market nowhere near you: just this phrase repeated and repeated as far as the eye can see
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Apparently I am doing it again
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Apparently this phrase is the only thing I know how to cross stitch
A cross stitch of the phrase "Because fuck you that's why" in red thread, ending with a yellow heart.
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ugh, I forgot I read this piece of shit, forgot it so hard, piece of shit Still, I finished it, which is more than I can say for The Goldfinch
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I am a hermit of many talents
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I forgot I read this book before I read the last one. This one's good, would recommend (I've started so many books this year but usually toss em before the end because most books just kinda suck) (Also does anyone care? This is fun for me so I will keep posting about the books I read regardless)
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Book 4 of the year: while well-written and enjoyable, was one of those "I did shitty things in my life to many women so my self-insert character is going confess them but much like myself, my alter ego won't ever reflect on the why of his choices and truly get over his fucking shit" books, ya know?
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Well, I did read another book in fact and it was this book for babies #books #booksky #scifi #heinlein
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
True
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Anyway, this book is my entire personality now #booktok #booksky #nonfiction #historyrepeating
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