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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 22h
I don't know that I've ever needed a pattern more
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Herding Hens Sock Set pattern by Stone Knits
This colourwork sock pattern set, includes two sock patterns. One inspired by hens of all different colours and the other by their cute baby chicks.
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sock time is best time #knitting #knitsky #wip
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apart from the fact that none of the black tones match and it needs to be blocked, I'd say this is a good practice sweater and not bad for the fourth sweater I've ever knit to completion #knitting #knitsky
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Omg omg I just have to finish the collar and then I get to see if this damn sweater even fits #knitting #knitsky #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh dope, the plague's back
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one for sure. But I did watch Raiders of the Lost Ark every day for a month straight back in university when I didn't have cable hooked up. I cycled between it and The Last Crusade and maybe that's where my problems all truly started
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Monty Python Holy Grail
ALT: Monty Python Holy Grail
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, it's starting to look like an actual pattern #knitting #knitsky #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously, this is a knitting magazine and she's smizing like it's Vogue. Impeccable work, models from 1986 #knitting #knitsky #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, who are these two? I want to know their entire life stories. And also maybe knit the sweater they are wearing? I can't decide if it is cute or if I lack taste #knitting #knitsky #knittingpatterns #diy
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why do all knitting magazine models go so hard? #knitting #knitsky #butwhymalemodels
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks gotta stop texting me before 10 am as if I am some kind of daywalker
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am exactly the right demographic to buy CDs at the gas station
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I miss my old computer
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I *can* fit seven feet of wood in my car after all. Hell, I could probably squeeze in eight
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, my nice planned day of running my own errands has turned into me being woken up early and asked if I can fit seven feet worth of 2x6 into my fucking tiny clown car, ruining both my plan and my day It's fine, it's fine, everything's fine and great and amazing
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I truly forget how dumb the average person is until I encounter them in the wild
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seriously considering crawling under the blankets and never leaving bed again Send snacks
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it's weird that protests have so much merch Like, everyone buying matching T-shirts for their performative marching feels more about the optics of looking progressive and not about making actual change Also, wear a fucking mask if you're in a huge group. I'm sure someone's selling 'em 🙄
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please read The Authoritarians by Bob Altemeyer Hey, here's a free download of it even because we desperately need well-researched non-paywalled content in this capitalist hellscape Please fuckin read it #booksky theauthoritarians.org
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The Authoritarians
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, I didn't mean to take a four-hour nap but I am also not hooked up right
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two power outages in one day? How does a gal get so lucky? 😆
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Omg post-tattoo crash has hit 😴
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh lord, how long does a tetanus shot last? 10 years? Anyway, don't step on rusty nails
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God, can't the police afford their own drugs?
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think the US president has clearly shown he will do whatever he wants because no one will stop him Profiteering, sex culting, murder, war; hell, he tore down half the White House. You think he isn't sending his personal army in to stop the mid-terms? Elections are over—who's gonna resist? No one
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shit, I just remembered I'm supposed to get a tattoo in four days
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's not often I miss having a public platform but with all the election stupidity happening in this province currently… I'm just saying, my posts would be doing *numbers* right now Signed, the gal who broke every record for views and comments (and death threats received!) for the Georgia Straight
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If any Vancouver mayoral candidate would like to beat Ken Sim, it's wildly simple: Mobilize. The. Voters Voter turnout was 36.3% in 2022. Go connect with the 63.7% of people who don't give a shit about local elections and MAKE THEM GIVE A SHIT It's not fucking rocket appliances #vanpoli #bcpoli
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is stupid and y'all will regret it I have stayed on standard time for two years now because if everything is made up and stupid anyway, I'm making up my own stupid
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Politicians, I beg of you: spend some of your overpaid time DOING YOUR JOBS instead of electioneering No more endless campaigning, cronyism, and conventions. How about getting the folks in the next town over some CLEAN DRINKING WATER? You are the mouthpiece for the people, GET IT TOGETHER
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Huh, I guess every comedian is a fucking creep
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My biggest takeaway from this Macklemore gets kicked of the tour dialogue is that some people still listen to Pink Some of y'all do not remember her history of misogyny, particularly on her 2004 tour, and it shows
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Raahimisgod Thorgy Thor
ALT: Raahimisgod Thorgy Thor
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just gonna be over here knitting socks while the world collapses At least I'll be cozy #knitting
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alright, mission is complete and the baby chicks are snugged up under the heat lamp and I can't bear to spend another second listening to them peeppeeppeep today because 7 hours was enough Also if you ever want to drive someone over the bend, lock em in a room with 50 baby chicks for a day or two
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New favourite game: watching cars bottom out on the speed bumps at the ferry terminal CRUNCH
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PACKAGE ACQUIRED
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I truly don't know how y'all get up and go to jobs every morning, no wonder everyone is losing their minds Anyway, I made it to the ferry and now it's nap time
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Whelp, I had a night full of insomnia and now I have to catch a ferry. I feel absolutely insane
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
personally I think we should just take the ai doomers at their word and shut it down if they’re telling the truth, well, good thing we shut it down. If they’re exaggerating, well, they shouldn’t have done that
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My friend said the sock I'm making looks like a zucchini and after looking through my yarn stash, I have a lot of plant-adjacent colours so maybe I'm just making vegetable socks this autumn
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now here's a fucking throwback
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Omg omg omg it's the most wonderful time of the year and that time is the weekend when the tourists finally GO HOME 🥳🎊🎉
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am going to get the hang of photographing the farm animals if it's the last thing I do #photography #farmlife
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Removing blow-in insulation is not my favourite job and it can indeed eat my entire fucking asshole
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I didn't even have to search to know it would be this one
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Miranda Presley: Iconic Fashion Editor
ALT: Miranda Presley: Iconic Fashion Editor
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Catometer says: it's autumn
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your weird aunt @novelproblems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
E X A C T L Y
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