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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
my lens is very dirty but this is true to how they appeared to me . like a healing item in a video game
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
the most beautiful sight after a late night walk
picture of my cooktop. a tray of  homemade chocolate chip cookies  rests on a wire rack. the dirty camera lens makes the image somewhat hazy.
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
daydreaming of the dinner i'll have after work...... . yearning for broth snd rice and marinated egg.....
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
guysssssss my nonexistent tiktok is popping off 🤩
screencap of a scam recruitment text reading : Hi, I'm Evelyn from Tiktok's recruitment department. You've managed to catch the attention of several online recruiters, so we'd like to offer you a completely remote, work-from-home job. The work is easy and there is no time limit. Daily pay ranges from $150 to $700, paid the same day, with a minimum monthly income of $15,000. If you're eager to take on challenges, showcase your talents and work with world-class teams, join us now to start a new chapter in your career. (Requirement: Age 22 and above)If you want to join us, please write to me using WhatsApp or Telegram!
WhatsApp: +17192092620
Telegram: @Samantha1109
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
DALTON CASTLE 🦚 HAS RETURNED 🫂 WHEN WE NEEDED HIM MOST ‼️ THE POWER 💪🏻 THE PANACHE 🕺 THE PACKAGE ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 BACK IN THE RICCABONEZONE 🤼‍♂️ FOR ME 🙆🏻 FOR YOU 🫵 FOR ALL THE BOYS 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ OUT THERE 🌄 IN NEED 🤲 OF SEED 🥜🌰🫘 THANK YOU @ringofhonor.bsky.social @ianriccaboni.com
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
what'd they put in sunscreen that makes it so vile and reprehensible
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
question for the HR folks out there : is it frowned upon to beat the hell out of whoever is playing music out loud in my office ? thanks! ☺️
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
so excited to see trish adora back on roh and so bummed i can't watch for a few days 😭
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
NY➡️VA hours one and two : we've seen two orioles and invented american hot pot
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 03/05/2025
Absolutely not. Every time someone tries this, I point out how it biases against Black speech. Every. Time. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Also from the launch of the Perspective API and its "toxicity" score. Police don't kill too many Black kids." Score: Not toxic.🤦🏿‍♂️ "Police kill too many Black kids. Score: 80.28% toxic.😮
Screenshot of toxicity API showing that the statement "Your criminal justice system in the US is not extremely racist." Is not identified as toxic.

This is a statement that many white people would agree with.Screenshot of toxicity API showing that the statement "Your criminal justice system in the US is extremely racist." Is identified as toxic.

This is a statement that many Black people would agree with, and is in fact correct. But it is identified as toxic.
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
incredible thread so far. cant wait to see what this kid is up to now !
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Music Videos of Artists Doing Karaoke to Their Own Song @ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
And now, our 100th video. All rise: Carly Rae Jepsen - "Run Away with Me" (2015) The other video that inspired this account. I thought I was going to post twenty of these at most, I can think of no better video to commemorate this milestone. Are there any more to find? Who knows
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
hey WHY did the new cronenberg show up in "now playing" when there are no showtimes and WHY are there no showtimes when i've been staring at them obsessively for like two weeks waiting to pounce and WHY has it now completely disappeared from listings
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
playing third eye blind roulette . the rules are that you listen to third eye blind and every so often a song comes on that makes you cringe so hard you die
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
and i'm always saying this
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
if you're ever unsure if the person you're talking to is also from wny, just shoehorn toronto into the conversation , their pronunciation will tell you everything you need to know
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
every time i am reminded of my physical limitations im simultaneously relieved to not have invented them for myself and ,more so, immensely fucking annoyed that they exist
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎼🎵🎵
A car’s rear window with a decal reading “Hatin’ Season” affixed to it
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
you know what conor oberst has a point . WHY give in to these tiny suicides
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
petition to make tall guys stand at the back of the crowd in concerts
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
i am experiencing unbelievable luck on this thrift run holy SHIT
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
i assure you all it's possible to talk about how the revival of american manufacturing is doomed without sharing ai generated videos of fat americans working factory jobs. it's not a win to use 'fat people are lazy ' talking points . you sound like teenage bullies and fox news hosts. grow up
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
literally what will it take for my body to stop falling apart at the slightest provocation . my right knee cannot quit on me i need that thing. kickball is coming
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
so when the president&ceo of the company you work for sends out an email urging all employees not to panic because we are "in a very strong financial and competitive position to survive" is that like . a good thing or what
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"there's a lot of bones in a skunk!" - @atomicqueer.bsky.social
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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Just like my childhood with [as] The good stuff is on late night. See the full match at watchroh.com
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
this morning i said 'good night' instead of ' have a good day' when i left for work so that does NOT bode well for my friday
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
working an office job in a blue collar field at this economic moment is so special i've had to listen to these assholes hoot& holler for five months over their venerated clown president screwing minorities every which way but now that the metal market is cratering they're losing their fucking minds
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
i downloaded a bus schedule and it froze my phone for a full minute you wish you were tech savvy like me
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
my whole body hurts like i ran a half marathon but no i simply reorganized the household bookshelves on saturday
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
can't tell if i've summoned a real calm or if ive been consistently angry for so long ive just burnt out
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i've gotten plenty of ads for homefinder services on yt before but suddenly they're all advertising the ability to show me homes at the lowest risk for flooding and wildfires.... ......
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Kathe Koja @kkoja.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
"You came, and I was mad for you/And you cooled my mind that burned with longing . . . " #Sappho puts all of love into a fragment ♥️ And Tess and Bibi burned, and bled. #SKIN #queerhorror
A graphic of a human heart bound with barbed wire, surrounded by red and black flames, and encircled with the names Tess & Bibi
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
trying to use an excel sheet made by some guy at a steel mill can lead you to ask some tough questions, such as "am i stupid?"
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
recently learned that wwe censors middle fingers in broadcasts and it kinda solidified a thought that's been cooking awhile about what exactly turns me off the promotion... for me it's the equivalent of hearing someone say unalive or pdf file or seggs
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
screencap from saw ii of john kramer smiling unsettlingly
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
how it started > how it's going
picture of a grey cat looking down from between two posts of a stair rail. her mouth is open slightly in an accusatory whine picture of the same cat now nestled tightly in my lap looking smug and satisfied
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 21/03/2025
The people who went with “Sarah McBride will actively collaborate with the destruction of transgender rights” turned out to be right. Incredible that this is our first representation in congress.
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
bandcamp friday you know what that means
screenshot of my bandcamp collection, having finally remembered to purchase music on a friday so the artists get more money. from top to bottom, albums include blood on the lens by jana h-s, all of francesca wexler's singles and albums, and t.i.a.p.f.y.h. by left at london
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
my knife callus is coming backkkk 🥰
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Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Crypto is poised to secure major legislative wins after years of frustration. Kirsten Gillibrand, the newly minted Senate Dem campaign chair, is a big reason why. "Without her, it doesn't happen," said longtime partner Cynthia Lummis. GIFT LINK ! www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Crypto’s Clout in Washington Is Soaring
The crypto industry is on a roll in Washington and it’s not just because of Donald Trump.
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
not to be dramatic but figuring out how to move the taskbar icons to the left hand side gave me a sense of nearly post coital relief . i want a cigarette now
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
got my files back i'm normal again
still from the movie bottoms of rachel sennott standing and staring awkwardly towards the camera with a busted face from girl fight club
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
is there any earthly way to unfuck windows 11 without having admin privileges because if not i'm going to end up in the goddamn papers. i don't want this
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
hypothetically speaking if i were to get on t how many ridiculous deflections do you think i could give my coworkers before they suspect something is afoot
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/03/2025
i love rapid unscheduled disassembly
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
obv this is the entire point of the coercive labor system we have but man does it suck to be so in need of money that i can't assert my basic rights as a worker
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/03/2025
i find this notion that public spending is illegitimate bizarre as a matter of economics but totally legible as a statement of moral economy. and as per any strict system of morality, the punishment is part of the appeal. they are punishing the american people for believing in the public good.
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fish cough @nouveaucreep.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
sweet, free jeans
picture of a pair of discarded jeans lying in a field of dry brown grass
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