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clayton

@notya.lc
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texpat in nyc. professional airline nerd. you may remember me from such handles as @dfwclayton on twitter and insta. he/him

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clayton @notya.lc · 20/09/2026
old mother hubbard:
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clayton @notya.lc · 20/09/2026
Would you like another shot of Malört?
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clayton @notya.lc · 20/09/2026
🫶
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clayton @notya.lc · 18/09/2026
gonna be totally honest when I first read this and not the replies I thought it meant something totally different
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clayton @notya.lc · 14/09/2026
I wish but that’s why I keep a 26 year old around
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clayton @notya.lc · 13/09/2026
Provincetown the second week of July:
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clayton @notya.lc · 13/09/2026
oh bluesky
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clayton @notya.lc · 13/09/2026
Twin!!!! Happy birthday!!! So many oomves with bdays today
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clayton @notya.lc · 13/09/2026
pj’s 43* load weekend *minus 42
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clayton @notya.lc · 13/09/2026
😘 taking individual pair photos at the gay wall so you have birthday content all year … that’s my smart sister
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Wendy's Eating Show: Mind of a Mastermind
ALT: Wendy's Eating Show: Mind of a Mastermind
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clayton @notya.lc · 13/09/2026
it’s my special day
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clayton @notya.lc · 13/09/2026
let’s just break the mattress in evenly on all sides
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clayton @notya.lc · 12/09/2026
Posting the whole spagenny and the meatballs!
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clayton @notya.lc · 08/09/2026
our bonnie
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clayton @notya.lc · 05/09/2026
Your tree said all loads refused
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clayton @notya.lc · 05/09/2026
Well yeah you have to wipe them off with water after you clean. And then run an old wet towel that you don’t mind getting ruined
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clayton @notya.lc · 05/09/2026
hair spray and/or rubbing alcohol? heat will just set it
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clayton @notya.lc · 03/09/2026
multiass!
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clayton @notya.lc · 03/09/2026
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clayton @notya.lc · 03/09/2026
the dog and wine in question
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clayton @notya.lc · 03/09/2026
treating myself to a 5:30pm glass of wine because I gave the dog a bath after he tried to roll in dead rat in the back yard
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clayton @notya.lc · 03/09/2026
first of all I LOVE to make crockpot meatballs for a party - just have toothpicks for the meatballs, some moist towelettes, and a dish of mints and you can do both
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clayton @notya.lc · 03/09/2026
I finally got our deposit check back from the pines so I’m going to do accounting tomorrow or this weekend and won’t be in that category anymore but I’m sure I have some other things in common with a few of your bloomfs to qualify for another puzzle
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clayton @notya.lc · 31/08/2026
only on #WagonWheelWatusiWednesday
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clayton @notya.lc · 31/08/2026
will the theater be selling shirts that say “I slapped Ouiser Boudreaux”
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clayton @notya.lc · 31/08/2026
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Emily Blunt in Devil Wears Prada: No. Shan't.
ALT: Emily Blunt in Devil Wears Prada: No. Shan't.
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clayton @notya.lc · 30/08/2026
happy birthday!!!
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clayton @notya.lc · 30/08/2026
Happy birthdayyyyyyy!!!!! 😘
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clayton @notya.lc · 30/08/2026
It was late and I was drinking last night but I feel I need to correct the record here and put the correct quote “Miss Truvy, I swear to you that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.”
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clayton @notya.lc · 30/08/2026
I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair
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clayton @notya.lc · 27/08/2026
your favorite hole’s favorite hole
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clayton @notya.lc · 27/08/2026
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Spy Kids Juni Cortez: Watching You
ALT: Spy Kids Juni Cortez: Watching You
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clayton @notya.lc · 27/08/2026
also yes, and a window!
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clayton @notya.lc · 27/08/2026
Japan Airlines’ do!
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 26/08/2026
As a young gay kid in the suburbs who loved old monster movies, Rocky Horror saved my life more than once. It made me feel understood, part of a community, and part of a longer history. I, and many others like me, am here in no small part because of Tim Curry’s fearless, exhilarating performances.
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Life of an Old Girl: The Encore @brandielou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Someone either had no idea or all the ideas when they designed this.
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
VERY dangerous to put a full length mirror in the foyer of a fire island house feat. @daresaypj.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @chrissayshi.bsky.social @thetruemurph.bsky.social
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clayton @notya.lc · 20/08/2026
would a crumb dump look better
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
found new happiness this week. Fire Island has my heart! @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social
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clayton @notya.lc · 17/08/2026
I vote kiss
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am so proud of my besties, I’m getting choked up! 🥲 🏊🏽‍♂️ @jamesky.bsky.social is doing a triathalon with the Team to End AIDS on 8/23 🏫 @maxchavez.bsky.social’s book coming 9/1 🍬 @jakeismaking.bsky.social’s debut album coming 9/18 (singles sound SO good) Go to their links to support/buy/listen!
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clayton @notya.lc · 16/08/2026
Please welcome to the stage Grand Central Madisynn
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clayton @notya.lc · 16/08/2026
Oyster I hardly know ‘er 🦪
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clayton @notya.lc · 15/08/2026
Jizzmogging
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clayton @notya.lc · 12/08/2026
I searched gifs for squeeze and this came up
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clayton @notya.lc · 12/08/2026
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Man Prepares Food by Squeezing onto Chest
ALT: Man Prepares Food by Squeezing onto Chest
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clayton @notya.lc · 12/08/2026
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Adam @adamcr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My first thought… 😆
A Power Mac G4 tower
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clayton @notya.lc · 12/08/2026
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clayton @notya.lc · 10/08/2026
this just sounds like steamworks with extra steps
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