Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 01/09/2026you really will just be scrolling Al Gore’s internet and BAM! a Thorgy Thor Manhattan Mini Storage ad 1100
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 20/08/2026VERY dangerous to put a full length mirror in the foyer of a fire island house feat. @daresaypj.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @chrissayshi.bsky.social @thetruemurph.bsky.social 2465
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the relief of not having to plan anything for my birthday and Halloween because I'll be away >> 1130
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 19/08/2026found new happiness this week. Fire Island has my heart! @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social 0473
Reposted by Jaredchris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026it should not be possible for someone from chicago to go to fire island on a whim and yet @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social @notya.lc @thetruemurph.bsky.social @jaredjct.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social convinced me 141923
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Fire islands great I magically have it in me for 3 loads for 3 dads 0120
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Abdul won because he dresses like Zelenskyy, walks around like Ossoff, and has policy like Mamdani 050
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 05/08/2026British chocolate is so weird bc they’re all named after imperative verbs like Jump, Silence, Bite It 040
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 03/08/2026never taking off this cropped tee I found today for $12 at TJ Maxx 3550
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 28/07/2026quintessential New York is randomly running into me on the E train knee deep into queens (never have met before and living 3,000 miles from each other mind you!) 1152
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 23/07/2026wow this is my first time trying pizza high and it tastes like 18 Av 051
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 06/07/2026ate and drank probably the poorest in months the last few days and I’m sitting “5 pounds heavier” than Thursday 😵💫 160
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 04/07/2026so you mean to tell me they all sat in Philadelphia 250 years ago and said “ok we’re not British anymore” ?? Did they at least get rid of the accent and install air conditioning?? 080
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 04/07/2026the most infuriating thing this weekend is New York & New Jersey being full of red hat wearing anti-constitutionalists that have been brainwashed to despise this city and its region, but are prancing around it wearing Gulf of “America” tshirts like it’s theirs to be proud of 080
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 01/07/2026just paid off the interest on all my student loans… now to choose a repayment plan and get on that auto pay for the next 8 years …. 0160
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 01/07/2026being the prodigy Gen Z’er in the office has its chaotic perks 0100
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 27/06/2026brought a man home from the gay party boat and the bf watched 0230
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 26/06/2026watching Bianca, Adore, and Courtney in the overstock.com red room 000
Reposted by Jaredclayton @notya.lc · 23/06/2026voted to keep the people’s republic of astoria the good kind of red w/ @jaredjct.bsky.social 1792
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 23/06/2026having four very different and equally exciting trips planned for July, August, October, and March is so thrilling 🥰🥰 170
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 23/06/2026nyc is funny bc there is a specific section of the city represented by both AOC and Vickie Paladino 1100
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 20/06/2026the Avelia Liberty train set I’m on has lost traction power 5 times between New York and New London. It goes into emergency, loses power, glides and reboots, then starts up again. This is utterly embarrassing for “high speed” rail service 160
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Olivia really didn’t need to release a song like expectations right now. It’s too good of a beat. I literally wanna start running down subway tracks. 060
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 16/06/2026peanut butter, hot dogs, shrimp (cooked), cilantro (soap, sorry to my tejano boyfriend), bananas, and jalapeños (also sorry to my tejano boyfriend it’s the flavor not the heat) 250
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 16/06/2026straight ice breaker: are you an apple or an orange? gay people: OPPENHEIMER 💣 OR BARBIE 🩷 🧚 170
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026took almost 27 years but a nyc pigeon pooped on me this is an omen 1100
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026my whole team jumping up and down like children rn over the Knicks 😭 060
Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026hi if I tell you my career it’s actually insane that you respond critiquing my work. You do it then. 0160