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Jared

@jaredjct.bsky.social
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Product and loather of the BQE. Yapper by blood, talker by choice. Posts powered by Dunkin. Take the train. ✡︎ ✞ ♏︎ 📍Queens

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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you really will just be scrolling Al Gore’s internet and BAM! a Thorgy Thor Manhattan Mini Storage ad
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
VERY dangerous to put a full length mirror in the foyer of a fire island house feat. @daresaypj.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @chrissayshi.bsky.social @thetruemurph.bsky.social
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daresaypj @daresaypj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Same energy LOL
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the relief of not having to plan anything for my birthday and Halloween because I'll be away >>
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
found new happiness this week. Fire Island has my heart! @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Chris is warm and fun as I expected
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
it should not be possible for someone from chicago to go to fire island on a whim and yet @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social @notya.lc @thetruemurph.bsky.social @jaredjct.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social convinced me
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
THIS IS THE TRAIN TO:
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
can confirm
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fire islands great I magically have it in me for 3 loads for 3 dads
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Abdul won because he dresses like Zelenskyy, walks around like Ossoff, and has policy like Mamdani
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
British chocolate is so weird bc they’re all named after imperative verbs like Jump, Silence, Bite It
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kitty Girl
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
never taking off this cropped tee I found today for $12 at TJ Maxx
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a WHAT above???
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
quintessential New York is randomly running into me on the E train knee deep into queens (never have met before and living 3,000 miles from each other mind you!)
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
wow this is my first time trying pizza high and it tastes like 18 Av
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In Barbados btw
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
caught two wet balls not of my own volition
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ate and drank probably the poorest in months the last few days and I’m sitting “5 pounds heavier” than Thursday 😵‍💫
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
so you mean to tell me they all sat in Philadelphia 250 years ago and said “ok we’re not British anymore” ?? Did they at least get rid of the accent and install air conditioning??
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the most infuriating thing this weekend is New York & New Jersey being full of red hat wearing anti-constitutionalists that have been brainwashed to despise this city and its region, but are prancing around it wearing Gulf of “America” tshirts like it’s theirs to be proud of
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“It’s my birthday month” you are 49 years old
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
just paid off the interest on all my student loans… now to choose a repayment plan and get on that auto pay for the next 8 years ….
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
being the prodigy Gen Z’er in the office has its chaotic perks
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
scotus is so weird
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
weekend is not even over …..
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it’s me and Jesus versus the world
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
brought a man home from the gay party boat and the bf watched
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
mustache full of lies and cocaine
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
whoa my rent is frozen through 2029
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
watching Bianca, Adore, and Courtney in the overstock.com red room
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clayton @notya.lc · 23/06/2026
voted to keep the people’s republic of astoria the good kind of red w/ @jaredjct.bsky.social
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
having four very different and equally exciting trips planned for July, August, October, and March is so thrilling 🥰🥰
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
nyc is funny bc there is a specific section of the city represented by both AOC and Vickie Paladino
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
god bless Canada
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
is this anything
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the Avelia Liberty train set I’m on has lost traction power 5 times between New York and New London. It goes into emergency, loses power, glides and reboots, then starts up again. This is utterly embarrassing for “high speed” rail service
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
nobody straight in that hormuz
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the four nations
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
opening up scruff and grindr here
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Olivia really didn’t need to release a song like expectations right now. It’s too good of a beat. I literally wanna start running down subway tracks.
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
peanut butter, hot dogs, shrimp (cooked), cilantro (soap, sorry to my tejano boyfriend), bananas, and jalapeños (also sorry to my tejano boyfriend it’s the flavor not the heat)
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
straight ice breaker: are you an apple or an orange? gay people: OPPENHEIMER 💣 OR BARBIE 🩷 🧚
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
took almost 27 years but a nyc pigeon pooped on me this is an omen
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my whole team jumping up and down like children rn over the Knicks 😭
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
wait now I have a nickle too
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
stop that train was rated R for what??? RuPaul??? 😭😭😭😭
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Jared @jaredjct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
hi if I tell you my career it’s actually insane that you respond critiquing my work. You do it then.
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