Reposted by Molly MonkThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2025The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass 638383925 8.4K
Reposted by Molly MonkElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 09/04/2025I'm calling for an investigation into whether President Trump manipulated the market to benefit his Wall Street donors—all while working people and small businesses paid the price. Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.youtu.beDid Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping?YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren 812154733924 15.5K
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 29/12/2024My dad looks just like the new bishop in their diocese, and it’s causing mild chaos at Mass because people keep asking if he’s the bishop or his brother 050 5
Reposted by Molly MonkSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/12/2024Your mission is to use this phrase tomorrow with friends or family with no context. 221108147 1.1K
Reposted by Molly MonkLeor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 29/12/2024It’s the pop-tarts that are cheering the sacrificial death of their fellow breakfast treat that hits me 938962 389
Reposted by Molly MonkBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/12/2024not entirely comfortable without how hyped I am about a sports rite ending in the ritual sacrifice of a smiling anthropomorphic pop tart 2659370 593
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Need to see Nosferatu at a late night, raucous showing with people who aren’t afraid to laugh at every ridiculous choice 230 3
Reposted by Molly MonkLyz @lyz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024So Willem Dafoe…he just loves being crazy in movies 1313410 134
Reposted by Molly MonkNBC News @nbcnews.com · 27/12/2024Health insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation has found. Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death.nbcnews.com'Would he have lived?' When insurance companies deny cancer care to patientsHealth insurers are increasingly interfering in care, an NBC News investigation found. Doctors say the stakes are highest in cancer care, when delays can be the difference between life and death. 1112017859 2K
Reposted by Molly MonkZachary Oren Smith @zacharyos.bsky.social · 19/12/2024This article: He was the greatest guy around. Me: What about the people he murdered? This article: What murdahhh? eu.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/c...eu.desmoinesregister.comOsceola couple known for Iowa public service, leadership struck by tragedyProminent Iowans Dr. James and Mary Ellen Kimball were found shot in their Osceola home in an apparent murder-suicide attempt. 6193 19
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Trying to decide if seeing Nightbitch with my mom would bring us together more or leave us silent in the car ride home 010 1
Reposted by Molly MonkBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024fell desperately in love and then became just as desperately brokenhearted… not good conditions for revealing my Spotify wrapped. won’t do it couldn’t pay me etc 31592 159
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Rude af that I have to work on Spotify wrapped day 000 0
Reposted by Molly MonkTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024none of these words are in the bible!!!!! 1977982 779
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The line between looking like a lesbian and looking like a little boy is so thin, and I just got yelled at by my neighbor to get back to bed because they thought I was their son 030 3
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 02/12/2024@brianwilliams201.bsky.social your undying love for that Martin O’Malley pic never fails to make me laugh!!! 110 1
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 29/11/2024my family is so Irish Catholic that my grandma still has a framed photo of JFK with a rosary prominently displayed 080 8
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I was so proud of myself for dumping out the nasty leftover beers from long ago parties until I discovered that my kitchen sink had a massive leak. 120 2
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 26/11/2024It’s going to take a lobotomy to get the wicked soundtrack out of my head 010 1
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Like a moth to a flame, I’m irresistibly drawn to stories about fraud in NewBo 030 3
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 24/11/2024One of my elderly regulars always talks me through how she chose her latest manicure, and it’s the sweetest thing ever!!! 010 1
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Wicked held entirely too much space for the lyrics of defying gravity 010 1
Reposted by Molly Monkvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/11/202410 years ago a single bathroom bill passed in north carolina received so much pushback from all angles that the fucking NBA boycotted the state btw. that’s where we were then versus now. cool cool cool 3239271279 3.9K
Reposted by Molly MonkDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I always assumed future teens would dunk on millennials for our 2000s emo phases but nope turns out that's literally the only thing from they find worthwhile from that whole decade lmao 718612 186
Reposted by Molly MonkAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/11/2024AOC comes out swinging against a Nancy Mace for targeting Sarah McBride. "They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross." 553397528094 39.8K
Reposted by Molly MonkBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time 444335215477 33.5K
Reposted by Molly MonkBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024guy loves Cormac McCarthy so much he decided to write a feature so badly that the insane prose style was all anyone wants to talk about. Now that’s dedication 2179529 795
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I finally got a TV, and my friends are asking if this means that I’ll finally watch the good shows they keep recommending. Absolutely not. 230 3
Reposted by Molly MonkDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Our sect actually believes that all the true gifted kids ascended in the 80s and that anyone still claiming to have been one is actually a servant of our antichrist figure 2746 74
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I’m in your girls dms asking her to run a marathon with me 040 4
Reposted by Molly MonkDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Years ago I wrote about the initial lineup of Twitter replacements and how I thought they'd fare. All but one of them have closed so the article's useless but I think I was onto something here 4728 72
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I think the real test for Bluesky for me is how wild is during Iowa tornado season or any other big local weather event. 140 4
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I have hauled so many dates, friends, and enemies up Mount Trashmore this year and I will DO IT AGAIN 160 6
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I finally bought a real TV after not having one since…2018?? 010 1
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I’m bombarding my group chats with conclave memes and I will NOT stop 020 2
Reposted by Molly MonkBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now 205180391755 18K
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The Wicked marketing team should have paid for an Elphaba/Glinda Girl, so confusing remix 010 1
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024making insane life choices in the DeKalb Oasis, brb 140 4
Reposted by Molly MonkDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Putting the soda graph here 8364 36
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 14/11/2024just got so absurdly excited about the fact that it’s almost time for me to buy a new planner. 140 4
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 14/11/2024If you’re looking for Iowa politics news, this new podcast from @amierivers.bsky.social and Zachary Oren Smith feels just like you’re catching up with them over beers! cornholechampions.substack.com/p/iowa-recou...cornholechampions.substack.comCornhole Champions #1 - Recounting the count (with Derek Muller)Listen now | Iowa Democrats didn't exactly get points on the board in 2024. But it's not all bad news. And a temperature check on what a recount can—and more importantly, cannot—do. 052 5
Reposted by Molly MonkMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 06/11/2024You know it's a fucked up day when people start sharing poems. 140110001468 11K
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I’m less than 12 hours away from disassociating in a Waffle House…I am a girl who is going to be okay 010 1
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I’m writing them on paper and burning them like an offering to the gods 020 2
Molly Monk @notrealmolly.bsky.social · 08/09/2023I am doing my part for migraine awareness week by having a migraine. I am contributing to the CAUSE 031 3
