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Not Rambo

@notrambo.bsky.social
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S tier procrastinator, Synthesizer nerd, book enjoyer. I suck at vidya and magic the gathering.

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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A meta data center somewhere is in smoldering ruins as it tries to restyle my 10 second video. It’s been processing for days and is now at 399,878%. Just phenomenal work going on over there zucc
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
A true flash in the pan moment here, I’ve been trying to recreate this look for the last couple weeks and have consistently failed 😭
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Dope dope dope
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Why did I save this?
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
CEO of IPAs
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Just got my cassette player to listen to the new Payfone. Sensationally lit. My sister did vocals on 5 of the tracks; so proud of her.
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Cmon steam, do something
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Just finished my second watch of breaking bad and gahhhdamn Walt is an absolute piece of shit. I mean he’s up there with all of the shitty people from GOT. As far as asshole protagonists go, who has Walt beat?
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Full version on kaizen.place. #synthsky
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Bugged out to think that in a few years I’ll be the same age as that dude from 40 year old virgin
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
After some digging, I found my next series to read: Empire of the Vampire. Only about 5% into the first book but I’m loving it so far. As a castlevania fan, I’m definitely feeling some good vibes. #booksky
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My name is Willie 🎶 Willie Beeeamen 🎶
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Just finished Rise of Endymion. It’s bittersweet to have finished the Hyperion cantos. On one hand, I’m excited to be able to google stuff and participate in discussions. On the other hand I’m sad that I don’t this is the end. I will reread one day soon and enjoy thoroughly #booksky
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ironically the oatmeal cookies from the subway in the gas station taste exactly how you’d expect oatmeal cookies from a subway in a gas station to taste
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Nutrigrain bars are a lot smaller than I remember them being
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Tyler, the Creator is this generation’s Missy Elliot and we’re so blessed to have him
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Memes are inside jokes between the creator and the viewer
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ayo Candice Owens is cooked bahahahahaha i wish her the absolute worst
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Gee Meezy gettin a pardon
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Missing the days when local breweries were legally required to have at least one bartender with a handlebar mustache who does pyrography on the side
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Haven’t played COD in months, largely cause I was getting my ass kicked pretty consistently. I like that the implemented ranked matches, seems like most of the hackers and sweats have gravitated in that direction. Let casuals have their safe space
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Are we really even sure Epstein is dead? Who’s to say he isn’t sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them on some other private island. Far less rich and powerful people have pulled it off.
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Trump didn’t forget that he appointed Powell. This is just standard historical revisionism, he does this shit all the time. Plus it’s engagement bait, any time he contradicts himself he knows there are gonna be 100,000 posts about it. Dude doesn’t distinguish between good and bad press
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hey copilot please immediately and unceremoniously end the meeting for all if you detect the phrases “awesome sauce” or “teamwork makes the dream work”
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oh cool these shady sims 3 mods came with free antivirus software
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If you use the phrase awesome sauce I know you a snitch and no I won’t elaborate further
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/07/2025
The Epstein list has now reached Schrödinger status.
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
My favorite part of black excellence in film is that racists can’t enjoy it. It’s different from racists having a favorite NFL team that has black players, the racist mind can simply view the black players as subhuman. But they cant do that with films like Django and Sinners (to name a couple)
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Just finished Endymion. It was wonderful. I’ve said it before, but don’t let the Reddit echo-chamber discourage you from experiencing something. Is it different than Hyperion? Yes. But different does not make it worse. If you appreciate the world building of the first 2, you will enjoy. #booksky
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I asked my son if he remembers Aladdin and he said “yea that guy with the bread who did good parkour!”
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
They kinda snapped with Tralalero Tralala ngl
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Love opening the app to see the words Big Balls as #1 trending
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Damn I logged into my Minecraft realm today and did not expect it to be beautiful like this
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Tim Briody @timbriody.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
No Kings …except Gritty.
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it's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
boy do I hate Tucker Carlson but if he's gonna use his little goblin powers against anyone I'm glad it's Ted Cruz
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The FDA approval of this new HIV prevention drug is telling. One day there will be a cure for cancer but none of us will be able to afford it.
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Nobody got more opps than Larry David
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Ragebaiting before bed and waking up to a shitstorm 🥰
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Last night I made remarkable progress with the SQ-64 and the Wavestate. Korg makes some cool and useful things but boy can they be hard to use and even harder to master. Thank god for tutorials #synthsky
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Never not crackin packs #mtg
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The sims 3 has the worst UI I’ve ever had the displeasure of interacting with gaaahdamn
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
God 2025 years ago
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Thinking about this time I wrote a poem about America in 7th grade. My teacher noticed that I didn’t capitalize the a in America and thought there was some clever symbolism meanwhile I’m just an idiot who forgot. Gotta love lit teachers
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Me leaving FNM after working a 12 hour shift (I went 0 - 4)
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Vic Hurtowy @vichurtowy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
True story bro.
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Not Rambo @notrambo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Only took a quarter century for us to go from the information era to the disinformation era
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