Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If you ever get into a fight and your opponent squares up like this, just know you're about to get bodied: 009
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I bet boofing adderall behind the desk in the oval office feels amazing 011
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025TV TRIVIA: Mr. Rogers can be found changing out of his work shoes and into his casual shoes at the start of each episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood". This is because, at one time in America, you could relax at home after work. 001
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Each word was more captivating than the last 011
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I was JUST bitching about this. I feel so vindicated. 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025From the bottom of my heart: FUCK the AI Coca-Cola commercial. 010
Reposted by Kenny Log InsEmily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten 215116552920
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Hey coach, sorry about that penalty. Oh, hey, random question - are you mad at me? 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I can't prove it, but I feel like most of my family's meme game is trash 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Millennials: I feel like how you named your mp3 files was just as good as any personality test. For the record: [Artist Name] - [Track Title] 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Referring to regular Pepsi as "Crystal Pepsi Brown" 120
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Starting the rumor Mr. Beast is the head of antifa 020
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/10/2025What the hell was that in the Thursday night pregame show? Weird and LOUD echoing ambient tone. Did I get hypnotized? Did my eyes turn black as I started speaking an unholy language? 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Okay but what does the horse concern himself with 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Joni Mitchell will alter your brain chemistry for the better. I am serious. open.spotify.com/album/1vz94W...open.spotify.comBlue 130
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I slept with sabrina carpenter and it was so bad she said she's only making christian music from now on 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025My friend just turned the audio volume to an odd prime number and my skull started itching 030
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Doordashing milk and cookies like I'm Santa Claus in January 020
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025For the record, I solved Anna Garcia's custom Connections puzzle with zero errors so I'm taking that as a sign I should shoot my shot with her. 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Ha ha! I've found it! The piece of evidence that will surely change the mind of the conservative stranger I've been arguing with on the internet! 020
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Joining the focus group on what Christian Heaven should look like 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Also, follow up question: are you equating a meme I shared to the murder of a dangerous political mouthpiece? You false equivalency much? 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Violence and fear are the only language fascists and racists understand. I'm merely advocating for learning their mother tongue. 100
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I hope all the hot singles in my area that were ready to chat are doing alright 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I hate it here, but there's fantasy football and bits with your friends and billy woods, so I choose this life. 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Comedy Bang! Bang! Is the One Piece of comedy podcasts. 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025This is the face of a man who knows Hell exists and he'll be there soon. 071
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Taking this photo to great clips as reference material 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"It was the gaba-est of times, it was the gool-est of times," 040
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Smoking strains that got me asking the employees at target where they keep their minotaur 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I think the "great" lakes are only referred to as such because of a manufactured scarcity of lakes. The enshittification of bodies of water. 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Me: looking for something exotic My plug: got a strain that makes you think you're martin scorsese or robert de niro (2 hours later) Me: remember when we made the irishman My friend: ragin ball 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Me: look at you, you little scamp The cop arresting me for trespassing: shut the fuck up 010
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD THE CRITERION HYPE TRAIN 020
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 17/08/2025(Van Gogh on reddit) AITA for cutting off my ear during a fight with my roommate? 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Eating feastables until my skin glows a color previously unseen on the human light spectrum 110
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Watermelon milkshake. That's it. That's the post. 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025This, Hitman, The Sims, and SWAT 3: CQB were in HEAVY rotation on my PC in the early 2000's. 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025In 6th grade, I wanted to run for student council. To get your name on the ballot, you had to have two teachers sign a letter of support. I asked one of my teachers if he would endorse me. He turned to me and said: "I wouldn't give you water if you were on fire." I think about that a lot. 120
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 04/08/2025blaming my shortfalls on the grudge-like ghost that sometimes occupies my body 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The sound of that bat absolutely BODYING that ball was a one-note masterpiece. 0110
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Searching Spotify for "deftones songs specifically about sex" 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Going to start calling different neighborhoods in my city "sectors" and see if it catches on. 110
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Oh, NOW we need congress to release the Epstein files? I don't remember congress voting on DOGE, or Musk, or the "gULf oF AmErIcA" or the MASS DEPORTATIONS or 030
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025If you've never had or made agua fresca de pepino, DO IT. Four ingredients: water, cucumber, sugar, and lime juice. SO. GOOD. 000
Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Haven't heard anything about Matt Gaetz in a while. I hope wherever he is, he's having just the absolute worst time. 011