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@notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social
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Silly little guy. Check out my podcast of two minute album reviews, "Review in Two": YouTube: youtube.com/@notjohnchenoweth Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/3YHMhSo8AkkeY…

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If you ever get into a fight and your opponent squares up like this, just know you're about to get bodied:
Black and white photo of a 19th/early 20th century boxer. He has a large mustache, black pants, and is holding his fists up as far as his torso; his left arm extends outward.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I bet boofing adderall behind the desk in the oval office feels amazing
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
TV TRIVIA: Mr. Rogers can be found changing out of his work shoes and into his casual shoes at the start of each episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood". This is because, at one time in America, you could relax at home after work.
Photo of Mr. Rogers putting on his trademark blue casual shoes. He is sitting on a bench. He is wearing a red-tinted front zip sweater with dark slacks. He has on a white collared shirt and dark colored necktie.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Each word was more captivating than the last
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I was JUST bitching about this. I feel so vindicated.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
From the bottom of my heart: FUCK the AI Coca-Cola commercial.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hey coach, sorry about that penalty. Oh, hey, random question - are you mad at me?
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I can't prove it, but I feel like most of my family's meme game is trash
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Millennials: I feel like how you named your mp3 files was just as good as any personality test. For the record: [Artist Name] - [Track Title]
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Classic Coke: Classic, a classic
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Referring to regular Pepsi as "Crystal Pepsi Brown"
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Starting the rumor Mr. Beast is the head of antifa
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What the hell was that in the Thursday night pregame show? Weird and LOUD echoing ambient tone. Did I get hypnotized? Did my eyes turn black as I started speaking an unholy language?
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Okay but what does the horse concern himself with
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Joni Mitchell will alter your brain chemistry for the better. I am serious. open.spotify.com/album/1vz94W...
open.spotify.com
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
lol
The original post with "are you a big mad incel because i make money selling my body? All labor is selling your body stupid the difference is that i own my labor". Below the meme, only a vacant "deleted" post remains.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I slept with sabrina carpenter and it was so bad she said she's only making christian music from now on
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
My friend just turned the audio volume to an odd prime number and my skull started itching
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Doordashing milk and cookies like I'm Santa Claus in January
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
For the record, I solved Anna Garcia's custom Connections puzzle with zero errors so I'm taking that as a sign I should shoot my shot with her.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Ha ha! I've found it! The piece of evidence that will surely change the mind of the conservative stranger I've been arguing with on the internet!
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Joining the focus group on what Christian Heaven should look like
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Also, follow up question: are you equating a meme I shared to the murder of a dangerous political mouthpiece? You false equivalency much?
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Violence and fear are the only language fascists and racists understand. I'm merely advocating for learning their mother tongue.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I hope all the hot singles in my area that were ready to chat are doing alright
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I hate it here, but there's fantasy football and bits with your friends and billy woods, so I choose this life.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Comedy Bang! Bang! Is the One Piece of comedy podcasts.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This is the face of a man who knows Hell exists and he'll be there soon.
Photo of Donald Trump waving. His eyes look almost closed. His face sags into a natural frown. This is a photo of a dying body.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Taking this photo to great clips as reference material
Photo of a Caucasian mannequin head with a silk head of light brown hair and matching beard behind a shop window. The hair has been braided into cornrows. Along his upper lip, there is a mustache braid. There are also braided loops on the mannequin's cheek and jawline.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"It was the gaba-est of times, it was the gool-est of times,"
Photo of the hardback edition of the book, "The Godfather", by Mario Puzo.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Smoking strains that got me asking the employees at target where they keep their minotaur
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I think the "great" lakes are only referred to as such because of a manufactured scarcity of lakes. The enshittification of bodies of water.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Me: looking for something exotic My plug: got a strain that makes you think you're martin scorsese or robert de niro (2 hours later) Me: remember when we made the irishman My friend: ragin ball
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Me: look at you, you little scamp The cop arresting me for trespassing: shut the fuck up
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD THE CRITERION HYPE TRAIN
Artist's rendering of the Criterion Collection release of "House Party", starring Kid N' Play, due November 2025.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
(Van Gogh on reddit) AITA for cutting off my ear during a fight with my roommate?
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Eating feastables until my skin glows a color previously unseen on the human light spectrum
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
We're all Mike sometimes.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Watermelon milkshake. That's it. That's the post.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This, Hitman, The Sims, and SWAT 3: CQB were in HEAVY rotation on my PC in the early 2000's.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
If anything, it radicalized me.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
In 6th grade, I wanted to run for student council. To get your name on the ballot, you had to have two teachers sign a letter of support. I asked one of my teachers if he would endorse me. He turned to me and said: "I wouldn't give you water if you were on fire." I think about that a lot.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
blaming my shortfalls on the grudge-like ghost that sometimes occupies my body
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The sound of that bat absolutely BODYING that ball was a one-note masterpiece.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Searching Spotify for "deftones songs specifically about sex"
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Going to start calling different neighborhoods in my city "sectors" and see if it catches on.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Oh, NOW we need congress to release the Epstein files? I don't remember congress voting on DOGE, or Musk, or the "gULf oF AmErIcA" or the MASS DEPORTATIONS or
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If you've never had or made agua fresca de pepino, DO IT. Four ingredients: water, cucumber, sugar, and lime juice. SO. GOOD.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Haven't heard anything about Matt Gaetz in a while. I hope wherever he is, he's having just the absolute worst time.
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