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Silly little guy. Check out my podcast of two minute album reviews, "Review in Two": YouTube: youtube.com/@notjohnchenoweth Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/3YHMhSo8AkkeY…

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If you ever get into a fight and your opponent squares up like this, just know you're about to get bodied:
Black and white photo of a 19th/early 20th century boxer. He has a large mustache, black pants, and is holding his fists up as far as his torso; his left arm extends outward.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
TV TRIVIA: Mr. Rogers can be found changing out of his work shoes and into his casual shoes at the start of each episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood". This is because, at one time in America, you could relax at home after work.
Photo of Mr. Rogers putting on his trademark blue casual shoes. He is sitting on a bench. He is wearing a red-tinted front zip sweater with dark slacks. He has on a white collared shirt and dark colored necktie.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
lol
The original post with "are you a big mad incel because i make money selling my body? All labor is selling your body stupid the difference is that i own my labor". Below the meme, only a vacant "deleted" post remains.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This is the face of a man who knows Hell exists and he'll be there soon.
Photo of Donald Trump waving. His eyes look almost closed. His face sags into a natural frown. This is a photo of a dying body.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Taking this photo to great clips as reference material
Photo of a Caucasian mannequin head with a silk head of light brown hair and matching beard behind a shop window. The hair has been braided into cornrows. Along his upper lip, there is a mustache braid. There are also braided loops on the mannequin's cheek and jawline.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"It was the gaba-est of times, it was the gool-est of times,"
Photo of the hardback edition of the book, "The Godfather", by Mario Puzo.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD THE CRITERION HYPE TRAIN
Artist's rendering of the Criterion Collection release of "House Party", starring Kid N' Play, due November 2025.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Photo of me adding Cajun seasoning to my tater tots:
Photo of a chef plating a meal in the kitchen of a restaurant.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Being a Cubs Fan: A Story in Two Messages
A screenshot of a facebook messenger thread. Two messages (from me to my cousin and fellow Cubs fan) appear:
19:48
Sell the team

19:59
We're so back
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
You know what I love about doctor visits? The ads.
Photo of a vertically aligned monitor in a doctor's office. An ad is on screen, but obscured. A rolling black stool is to the left.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Update:
Screenshot of Spotify playing "The Red" by the band Chevelle. The drummer is seen in the background. A drum stick obscures a sliver of his face.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Dork.
Picture of the bottom of a rebel flag tattoo on the back of a stranger's arm.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Sick of ads in your mobile app or game? Set your DNS to: dns.adguard-dns.com on your phone and voila. I don't have a ton of mobile games on my phone, but this eradicates 95-99% of the ads.
Screenshot of DNS settings within Android. The private DNS provider hostname is selected. The address "dns.adguard-dns.com"is filled in.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Found in Washington, DC. Artist unknown.
A Stop sign on the corner of the 1800 block of S Street in Washington DC. Under "Stop", the phrase "talking to cops" is written in black marker.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Drop your 10/10 albums for me to check out. Here's my recommendation for you - "Paul's Botique", by the Beastie Boys.
Cover of the Beastie Boys album, "Paul's Botique" at the corner of Rivington and Ludlow Streets in Manhattan's Lower East Side.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Alternate cover of "Not Like Us", with child predator pins hovering over the White House.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Good morning.
Photo of an orange, pink, and light blue sunrise from the middle of a 2 lane road. (There was no traffic.)
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Pie chart labeled "What you love". Filled in 100%, with the fill labeled "To see it"
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The Yankees owe Don Mattingly an apology.
Screenshot of Don Mattingly with a half shaved head from The Simpsons. Mr. Burns looks on in anger.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
We have Pedro Pascal at home:
A cropped photo of a man with disheveled hair and a mustache. He stares with a wry grin that says, "Yeah, I'm *THAT* sloppy boy."
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You know ya boy got his coffee and biscoff on:
Photo of an airplane tray with biscoff cookies and a cup of coffee. Both were fine.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Screenshot of a gold colored wristwatch from Amazon that sells for $38.88. It is similar in style to Tom Brady's ostentatious watch.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Not to pile on or anything, but this shit needs to stop:
Picture of a broken pull tab of a microwave meal box. It is torn apart from the box at approximately one millimeter, as these fucking things never ever work.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Cover for Dredg's "El Cielo" albumCover for Kendrick Lamar's "Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City" albumCover for Madvillain's "Madvillainy" albumCover for NOFX's "Punk in Drublic" album
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
THEN WHAT DOES 'AD FREE' MEAN, DISNEY?!? DEFINITELY DO NOT sign up for a VPN and help yourself to Disney's catalog by other means.
Screenshot of a Disney Plus email update with new terms of service: "We are clarifying that, as we continue to increase the breadth and depth of the content we make available to you, circumstances may require that certain titles and types of content include ads, even in our 'no ads' or 'ad free' subscription tier."
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
THIS IS NOT ACCESSIBLE, DICKHEAD
Photo of a red pickup truck blocking a sidewalk entrance cutout.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A meme of Jordi LaForge from Star Trek: The Next Generation

The top half has him waving off the phrase, "fuck music" 

The bottom half has him pointing in agreement at the phrase, "fuck musk".
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
JESUS WEPT
A photo of a stack of used plates from a Cici's Pizza buffet. We are more pizza than men.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
Photo of a Triple Feature DVD set. The movies:
Ernest Goes to Camp
Ernest Scared Stupid
Ernest Goes to Jail
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Screenshot of a google search bar. In the search bar:
"What's the deal with white guys and weird hip hop"
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Artist unknown.
Drawing of a klansman on their hands and knees. From above, a person is swinging a skateboard at them. The text reads:
MAKE RACISTS
AFRAID AGAIN
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I will forever have the comedic sensibilities of a 13 year old.
Picture of a box of knives from Dexter. 
Item 1493
Dexter
6 pcs
S131-6 PCP
6 IN CURVED BONER
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Step 5: Confirm deactivation or deletion from the menu. Note: Having 2-factor authentication active on any of your accounts will require an SMS or email confirmation.
Screenshot of Deactivating or deleting your Facebook account. Deactivate and Delete are listed, along with brief details of what each choice accomplishes: Deactivating is temporary, with full use of Messenger. Deletion is permanent; all content and messages under this account will be permanently deleted.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Step 4: See your list of Facebook and/or Instagram accounts. Choose which account you'd like to deactivate or delete.
Screenshot of your list of Facebook and Instagram accounts. This particular screenshot has the user's accounts obscured by a white box with a black outline.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Step 3: Find "deactivation or deletion". Click or tap there.
Screenshot of Account ownership and control section of the accounts center. "Deactivation or deletion" is highlighted with a red circle.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Step 2: Navigate to "Personal details" and look for "Account ownership and control to the right. Click or tap there.
Screenshot of Accounts Center page. "Personal Details" is highlighted with a red circle. To the right, "Account ownership and control" is highlighted with a red circle.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Behold, an ancient relic:
Photo of a Case Logic brand CD jacket, circa 1995.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Also also: Lynch's voice work on The Cleveland Show was wonderfully weird:
A screenshot of David Lynch's character Gus from The Cleveland Show. He has gray hair, not unlike Lynch's own, as he stands in front of a purple curtain.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Rednote is straight fire, I promise you:
A screenshot of the Food section of Rednote. Luigi Mangione is depicted in latte art. It currently has 39.7k likes.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My all-time favorite American Dad moment: "YOU HAVE THE ENVELOPE, DIPSHIT!"
A screenshot from American Dad. A nondescript, middle-aged white man with balding gray hair tands behind a podium. THere is a red curtain behind him. He wears a brown jacket, light blue shirt, and a red and blue striped tie.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
An honest-to-God North Carolina snowflake.
Picture of a very small snowflake on a black sweatshirt sleeve. Winter!
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Happy December anniversary to this absolute king:
Photo of the "I choose both" person from the viral video of 2023. A long-haired person with a bluetooth earpiece wears a leather jacket. The caption reads: "I REJECT YOUR QUESTION".
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Saw my first biblically accurate Nerf gun at Walmart, pretty neat
Photo of a multi-cannoned Nerf machine gun. I count 7 barrels, but for every 1 you see, there's probably 10 you don't, so...
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Rent-free Simpsons moment:
Screenshot of Simpsons episode "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson". The caption reads:
Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with crowd for some kind of sanity.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
3 rows of 2 panels each. 
Left Panel 1: a casual summer outfit
Right Panel 1: ( )
Left Panel 2: a suit
Right Panel 2: [ ]
Left Panel 3: a tuxedo
Right Panel 3: { }
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
There's a saying in skating: "two to make it true". Anyway
A picture of an unknown assailant pointing a firearm at someone who probably deserves it.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My friend works at a very popular restaurant and he's about to ruin A LOT of people's dining experience:
A photo of a Spotify playlist. In the queue:

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
All I Want for Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
Last Christmas - Wham! 
Winter Wonderland - Laufey

There's also no way I'm giving up the name of the place.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My Dabo Swinney cosplay is coming along nicely:
Picture of an orange athletic Clemson polo shirt. It's that ugly shade of BRIGHT orange.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Forgot to post my Spotify Wrapped earlier this month. Fun year for music!
Spotify Wrapped top songs. Red background, green highlights at the top of the screen. In order:
1. Two Princes, Spin Doctors
2. Jimmy Olsen's Blues, Spin Doctors 
3. Little Miss Can't be Wrong, Spin Doctors 
4. Two Princes, Spin Doctors 
5. What Time is it?, Spin Doctors

A recycle symbol and the word "recap" appear at the bottom of the screenshot.
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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
2 panel black and white comic. In the first panel, a young boy in a costume is looking up and says: "But Chocolate-from-every-orifice man, do you think we'll get there in time?" 

In the second panel, a man with chocolate pouring out from his ears, eyes, nose, and mouth gurgles and chokes without dialogue.
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