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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

If you ever get into a fight and your opponent squares up like this, just know you're about to get bodied:

Black and white photo of a 19th/early 20th century boxer. He has a large mustache, black pants, and is holding his fists up as far as his torso; his left arm extends outward.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I bet boofing adderall behind the desk in the oval office feels amazing

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

TV TRIVIA: Mr. Rogers can be found changing out of his work shoes and into his casual shoes at the start of each episode of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood". This is because, at one time in America, you could relax at home after work.

Photo of Mr. Rogers putting on his trademark blue casual shoes. He is sitting on a bench. He is wearing a red-tinted front zip sweater with dark slacks. He has on a white collared shirt and dark colored necktie.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

From the bottom of my heart: FUCK the AI Coca-Cola commercial.

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Hey coach, sorry about that penalty. Oh, hey, random question - are you mad at me?

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I can't prove it, but I feel like most of my family's meme game is trash

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Millennials: I feel like how you named your mp3 files was just as good as any personality test. For the record: [Artist Name] - [Track Title]

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Referring to regular Pepsi as "Crystal Pepsi Brown"

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Starting the rumor Mr. Beast is the head of antifa

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

What the hell was that in the Thursday night pregame show? Weird and LOUD echoing ambient tone. Did I get hypnotized? Did my eyes turn black as I started speaking an unholy language?

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Okay but what does the horse concern himself with

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Joni Mitchell will alter your brain chemistry for the better. I am serious. open.spotify.com/album/1vz94W...

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Blue

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I slept with sabrina carpenter and it was so bad she said she's only making christian music from now on

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

My friend just turned the audio volume to an odd prime number and my skull started itching

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Doordashing milk and cookies like I'm Santa Claus in January

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

For the record, I solved Anna Garcia's custom Connections puzzle with zero errors so I'm taking that as a sign I should shoot my shot with her.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Ha ha! I've found it! The piece of evidence that will surely change the mind of the conservative stranger I've been arguing with on the internet!

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Joining the focus group on what Christian Heaven should look like

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I hope all the hot singles in my area that were ready to chat are doing alright

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I hate it here, but there's fantasy football and bits with your friends and billy woods, so I choose this life.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Comedy Bang! Bang! Is the One Piece of comedy podcasts.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

This is the face of a man who knows Hell exists and he'll be there soon.

Photo of Donald Trump waving. His eyes look almost closed. His face sags into a natural frown. This is a photo of a dying body.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Taking this photo to great clips as reference material

Photo of a Caucasian mannequin head with a silk head of light brown hair and matching beard behind a shop window. The hair has been braided into cornrows. Along his upper lip, there is a mustache braid. There are also braided loops on the mannequin's cheek and jawline.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

"It was the gaba-est of times, it was the gool-est of times,"

Photo of the hardback edition of the book, "The Godfather", by Mario Puzo.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Smoking strains that got me asking the employees at target where they keep their minotaur

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I think the "great" lakes are only referred to as such because of a manufactured scarcity of lakes. The enshittification of bodies of water.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Me: looking for something exotic My plug: got a strain that makes you think you're martin scorsese or robert de niro (2 hours later) Me: remember when we made the irishman My friend: ragin ball

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Me: look at you, you little scamp The cop arresting me for trespassing: shut the fuck up

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD THE CRITERION HYPE TRAIN

Artist's rendering of the Criterion Collection release of "House Party", starring Kid N' Play, due November 2025.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

(Van Gogh on reddit) AITA for cutting off my ear during a fight with my roommate?

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Eating feastables until my skin glows a color previously unseen on the human light spectrum

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

In 6th grade, I wanted to run for student council. To get your name on the ballot, you had to have two teachers sign a letter of support. I asked one of my teachers if he would endorse me. He turned to me and said: "I wouldn't give you water if you were on fire." I think about that a lot.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

blaming my shortfalls on the grudge-like ghost that sometimes occupies my body

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Searching Spotify for "deftones songs specifically about sex"

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Going to start calling different neighborhoods in my city "sectors" and see if it catches on.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Oh, NOW we need congress to release the Epstein files? I don't remember congress voting on DOGE, or Musk, or the "gULf oF AmErIcA" or the MASS DEPORTATIONS or

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

If you've never had or made agua fresca de pepino, DO IT. Four ingredients: water, cucumber, sugar, and lime juice. SO. GOOD.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Haven't heard anything about Matt Gaetz in a while. I hope wherever he is, he's having just the absolute worst time.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I'm just saying, if they're going to make us sign up for 15+ streaming services, they could have the decency to allow custom playlists. Personal Simpsons top 10 lists, all-time episodes of It's Always Sunny, a Black Mirror immersive playlist that randomly shuffles and edits your list...

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

my, what big cognitive dissonance you have

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Are you there, Grok? It's Me, Margaret

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Very few pleasures like a nighttime thunderstorm.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

The pure poetry that is the Toronto Blue Jays playing the most American of teams - the New York Yankees - in Toronto, on Canada Day.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Wander Franco guilty of sexual assault of a minor. He's been sentenced to 5 years probation. Expect him to join the MAGA/manosphere movement any day now.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Happy anniversary to Jaws and one of my favorite movie quotes of all-time: "OOOOH I'M GONNA CLOBBER THAT FISH!" - Quint

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Listening to baseball games on internet radio: pros and cons Pros: no matter the team, the broadcast teams are fun with good rapport -Audio engineering is AMAZING. Perfect balance of vocals, crowd noise, and ambient baseball noise (bat cracks, balls hitting mitts) Cons: THE SAME 3 ADS (cont)

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Weird how the same group that decried "MY RIGHTS" during a mask mandate suddenly can't go snatch people up with impunity without one.

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Kenny Log Ins @notjohnchenoweth.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Photo of me adding Cajun seasoning to my tater tots:

Photo of a chef plating a meal in the kitchen of a restaurant.

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