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noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone
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hi im maia a.k.a. bones welcome to my zone i am over 30 and very tired she/her

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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 11h
sony trinitrontoluene
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 33m
just learned of the transvolcanic alligator lizard and i have to say, that is a good lizard
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 11h
theyre letting me destroy the masters house tomorrow. but only if i use his tools
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 5h
in the spooky time when the danger is rife you can swim right out and lose your life when your fate is nigh you got swimmin you got swimmin on your mind
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 39m
TMBG Heardle #1661 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 16 October, 2026 "hOmeWrecker, FamousLy!" (3,3,4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 4 under the community par (23,273 solvers so far). Time: 7s.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 1h
ate dinner too fast & had a big glass of milk too fast and now my tummy hurts:(
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 2h
they're releasing a new episode of 90s simpsons tomorrow
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 5h
in the spooky time when the danger is rife you can swim right out and lose your life when your fate is nigh you got swimmin you got swimmin on your mind
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 6h
lake mungo jerry
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 7h
guys im starting to think this whole capitalism thing might be a bit problematic. just something ive noticed
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 11h
sony trinitrontoluene
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 11h
theyre letting me destroy the masters house tomorrow. but only if i use his tools
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14h
champing. for the bit
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 15/10/2026
TMBG Heardle #1660 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 15 October, 2026 "Are you okay recording rap about overcoming obstacles on the streets?" (7) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (22,748 solvers so far). Time: 3s.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
sometimes i look at my youtube recommendations and say to myself "i dont think i believe that this professional musician in their 50s has never heard a lot of these extremely popular songs before"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
11 herbs and spice girls
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
learning how to fuck good from books call that boning up on boning
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
stepping out of the shower and into the tumble dryer
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
theyre sentencing me to levitation by the neck until dead tomorrow
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
[class traitor voice] 💠 joined nov 24 remember to vote blue no matter who!! 🌊🌊
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
not got much in atm and cant order the main groceries til this evening so it looks like im having a cheeky chinese for lunch today
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
the blue cult is your öyster
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
wheres jess
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
blowing indica vape into a wasp nest and watching them all chill tf out for once
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
the substenance
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
thinly veiled anti-privatisation allegory found footage medical horror movie series called N/H/S
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
becoming mirepilled
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
entering my swamp era
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
today im searching the bog for shelter & sustenance
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
theres a tmbg song about this
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if the post sucked i was kidding
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
sure am feelin not great tonight wahoo yippee
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm sorry but americans inventing "nothingburger" to describe the absence of something is pretty funny
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/10/2026
TMBG Heardle #1659 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 14 October, 2026 "Mr. Ying after getting PhD for H2O removal" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (23,710 solvers so far). Time: 2s.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
everyone always asks "whats updog" but noone ever asks "hows updog" :(
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
"dont give up skeleton" - guy who sells addictive bones
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
matt bomer: *bomes matt*
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 03/10/2026
you wouldnt catch me dead living in a horror movie. or anywhere else
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
the lauping continues
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
theyre making me lost so i can look and i can find cyndi lauper time after time tomorrow
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
they hate me for my lauperposting
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
does she laup cyndis
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/04/2026
girl who only does covers of cyndi lauper songs: im a cyndi lauperer
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/04/2026
"im dressing up for the ren faire tomorrow" - cyndi larper
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/04/2026
what even is lauping
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/04/2026
if you are moist you can goop and you will douse me slime after slime if you dry i will wet you i will be sweating slime after slime
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
weezer borat
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
[watching planchette move itself] o-o-e-e-o-o-i-l-o-o-k-j-u-s-t-l-i- oh shit we grabbed the wrong thing. this is the weezer board
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THE DEMON CAT @pardusfang.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
inventing a new, good rorschach test (all the inkblots have been replaced by BLITs)
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 13/10/2026
weezer borat
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