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noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone
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hi im maia a.k.a. bones welcome to my zone i am over 30 and very tired she/her

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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 16h
only when im wearing my hat
close up of the mitre that church of vows vendor miriel aka turtle pope wears
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 16h
o neat i have this bundled wind waker/ocarina on my shelf
gamecube wind waker game that includes a bonus disc with ocarina/master questthe bonus disc inside showing the ocarina of time logo
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 17/10/2026
would you rather an attack of one 50ft woman or an attack of fifty 1ft women
giant woman straddling an overpass and doing a godzilla to the cars on the movie poster for "attack of the 50ft woman"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 17/10/2026
as i would expect from the guy who portrayed beloved character "pie" in too many cooks
a pie from the too many cooks video with the caption "lars von trier as "pie""
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 16/10/2026
ohhh yeah i remember now theres something weird about labels in later versions?? some dont show up at all snd some show up incomplete/missing icons etc. is there some setting issue i have that is causing this?
older version shows labels correctlynewer version shows incomplete labels. in some cased the favixon doesnt display either
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 16/10/2026
presidential alert: the girls are fighting
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 16/10/2026
two magpies impatiently watching two pigeons eat at my bird feeder
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 16/10/2026
zohran mamdani speaking into a microphone at an nypd podium, flanked by high ranking cops, with a speech bubble pointing from the quoted blueskeet to mamdani
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 16/10/2026
did u know cow and chickens parents actually do have torsos. they were shown in one episode where cow and chicken keep them in a closet
the parents from cow and chicken, who are usually shown from the waist down, zoomed out to reveal they have no top halvesthe top halves of cow & chickens parents that they keep in the closet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 12/10/2026
hot cup of
signs/art seen at a restaurant this evening. one sign says "UNDERTAKER" and the one below it says "BOVRIL"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 12/10/2026
no fun allowed sign but i edited the sign itself in place of the word "fun" so it says "no "no fun allowed" allowed"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 08/10/2026
ok that actually kinda fuckin rules
the skeleton, now wearing a cloak, posed atop my exercise bike
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 08/10/2026
bro is patiently waiting his turn
assembled skeleton sitting politely on the carpet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 08/10/2026
its practice for my big trip to canada. im goin over the falls
niagrara falls daredevil barrel with my head sticking out of it
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 08/10/2026
yknow i gotta say im not certain about steps 2 & 4
skeleton decoration assembly instructions.
step 1: put all the accessories in place first: skull, body, feet, screws, screwdrivers
step 2: stick your feet in your body
step 3: screw it in place
step 4: stick your head in your neck and secure it
step 5: finished head, hands, feet and other joints can swing
step 6: can be placed on lawns, rooms, parties and other halloween occasions
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 07/10/2026
wd-40 spray can
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 06/10/2026
how do you think he would react to this one
a loathesome grogu bong that looks like youre smoking theough his umbilical cord or penis or something. it is truly horrible to behold
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine him smoking out of a bong shaped like his own head. like this
a ceramic bong shaped like yoda
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 06/10/2026
ur mr gay spells out a giant e so maybe its calling out marvin gaye specifically
super mario galaxy logo where the stars are on the letters "u r m r g a y"same logo but the giant e connectimg the stars is highlighted
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 05/10/2026
i always call the villain "johnt" bc her name is revolta. here is an image i made many years ago
revolta from ghoul school but her face is john travoltas face
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 04/10/2026
screenshot of a draft blueskeet from me that says "thats bones. and the lettering is something called "fontstuck extended"" and you can see the typeface im using is the anti-aliased courier new bold 14px that hussie used im homestuck and was turned into a font called fontstuck which preserves the style at different sizes and was then extended to be compatible with more glyphs, being released as "fontstuck extended" which i downloaded to my phone and installed as the system font
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 04/10/2026
spoken echoes linger here. words of queen marika who vanished long ago
queen marika elden ring with a speech bubble pointing from the quoted blueskeet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
maybe one year i will go normal again for halloween. wouldnt /that/ be spooky
my original pfp where i have flesh & eyes
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
my feed basically just looks like this to me, where my brain only recognises faces/symbols & discards anything else. i put it down to unmedicated adhd. i strongly remember faces & symbols but all i remember about text is the shape it was on the screen. my brain just filtered out the lamp stuff lmao
my feed, the content doesnt matter, but ive blurred all the usernames and profile pictures of every poster but left the faces and flags/emojis/symbols in their names clear because they trigger my visual response.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
finally got one in the wild. thank u @xan.lol
notification saying "six seven" from witchsky crom getting the 67th like on the following blueskeet by @kiefonilsson.com:
"He looks like shit" is a decent bluesky search if you want to occassionally check in on how mr. big boy is doing without it being a whole thing
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
going to the doctors is a scam made up by big waiting room to sell more waiting rooms. "here, come into this big room full of people who might get you sick so a cop in a white coat can tell you to do nothing about that lump because its probably just hormones or something" cool system i love the nhs
doctor handing a woman the "fell for it again" award
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 30/09/2026
if nobody else got me i know jess got me
jess liking the above blueskeet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
this one
the scene where homer tries to show lisa she wont be a failure but it initially backfires until the female simpsons tell her the simpson gene is only present on the y chromosome. one of the off-brand homers is circled
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
uk emergency alert system message that just says "severe alert ⚠️ u up"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
bro just pour it in the ground like our forefathers
diagram from popular science january 1963 of someone pouring used engine oil into a hole in the ground filled with gravel. the description reads: disposing of used engine oil can be a problem. solution: dig a hole with a posthole digger and fill it with fine gravel. then pour in the oil. it will be absorbed into the ground before your next change. cover the spot with soil.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
getting the sluggo tramp stamp
close up of a sluggo-like tattoo on the flash sheet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
bonus bonus info
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
bonus info
very bad photo through the glass of my french doorscircled area that is the hedgehogzooemd out shot from outside the slightly opened door. tiny eyes punctuate the darknessloser up. the hedgehog w/ eyes are clearly visible next to a potted plant
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
my white whale
inventory screen from sims bustin out on the gba. the selected inventory item is the veloci-rooster, a huge violent cockerel that will chase you down and maul you until you wake up in hospital if encountered anywhere in the overworld and you dont yet bave the ability to capture it.

its description reads:
the legendary veloci-rooster. created in a virtuchem lab accident twenty-three years ago, the veloci-rooster has genius-level intelligence, a large ego, and a nasty temper.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
"but it smells" yeah so? 🤷‍♀️
lit incense burner (currently selected: patchouli)
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
i love this sassy lil man
photo of my fireplace where ive got a elden ring jar guy with his arms crossed and one of his feet looks a bit sassycloser shot of the jar guy so u can see the details more. he has the tree shield symbol on the lid (which comes off) and some swirls and a band featuring what look like infinity symbols around it. he really does look either sassy or a bit shy. maybe both
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 24/09/2026
massive attack mezzanine
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 24/09/2026
just relocated the worlds smallest frog bc the lawn was being mowed. i never recommend picking up frogs bc if theres anything on your hands it can harm them through their skin, but i had actually just washed them after doing something else outside & it was hopping through the area about to be cut 😬
tiny frog in my handscloseup of the frogus
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 23/09/2026
the man is a basic dark souls 1 hollow at this point
In her post, Townsend wrote that McConnell “appeared somewhat confused by the rain and showed a delayed response, but still gave no verbal acknowledgment.”

This isn’t the only alarming development in McConnell’s ongoing health saga. This past weekend, his wife, Elaine Chao, stood in for McConnell at an event at the University of Louisiana’s McConnell Center.

In June, McConnell was found unconscious in his Washington, D.C., home and rushed to the hospital. His office spent weeks refusing to explain his extended hospitalization or elaborate on his eventual return to Capitol Hill. Since returning, McConnell has not appeared lucid or aware, and has remained eerily silent to the public. When the Republican finally did break his silence, he voted incorrectly on a Senate bill and had to be instructed on how to vote.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 23/09/2026
this reminded me to check if atomic shrimp replied to my suggestion about wholemeal tiger bread. turns out he did!
youtube comments:

@maiabones
2 weeks ago
Apropos of nothing (I was just doing the shopping and thought the idea might appeal to you): I wonder why they dont make wholemeal tiger bread? Ive always wanted a healthier bread with the nice tiger bread crusts because I prefer wholemeal but do love tiger bread and it occurs to me that this could also be a shrimp cooking video idea

@AtomicShrimp
2 weeks ago
I think there used to be more wholemeal variants of different things in regular supermarkets - bloomers, baguettes, crumpets etc were all available in white or wholemeal. There are still a lot of nice wholemeal loaves available, but not the choice there used to be.
I might try making a tiger wholemeal loaf - thanks!
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 23/09/2026
grok logo above a speech bubble pointing from the quoted post so it looks like grok is saying it
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 22/09/2026
my new @tmbg.bsky.social socks arrove today:)
my cosy new socks! i am wearing them by the electric fire (which is set to light only). the socks are are white with purple toes and heels and they have acorn patterns on them. the text says "they might be giants the world is to dig"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 22/09/2026
me when im going seven hundred & upward
opening a can of 7up zero
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 22/09/2026
thats going in the drafts
my recent drafts including "theyre stealing my ideas tomorrow", "what if instead of cumbing we callt it going wacky" and cut off at the bottom it says "quirkCHUNGUS as usual i see"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
theres painting afoot in this chilis tonight
an unpainted tyranid on a painting mat with painting supplies around it
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
oh shit i remember that cat and dog. this was my guy tho:
microsoft office assistant picker where the robot is selected. his name is f1 and it says f1 is the first or the 200/m series, built to serve. this robot is fully optimised for office use. he is saying "status= very_helpful user_command= ?"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
magpy
magpie eatin mealwoims from my boid feedahmagpie eatin mealwoims from my boid feedah
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