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Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 16h

i wish that kids these days knew the joy of "yeah its just like weed" or "kevin's got some shit thats just like X bro"

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17h

does anyone else remember "SPICE" aka "K2". that shit was fuckin wild

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17h

didn't shoot my shot, now its too late. gotta wait for the next cool research chemical to appear

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17h

i was debating picking up a raging kratom addiction but it seems like the timing isn't right for that

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

has anyone ever said... dildo baggins lol

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s be so cool to be the early founder of a semi influential website because then I’d be guaranteed like 20-50k followers would have to see my dumb shit

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

everyday im hustlin... yeah hustlin these dicks in my mouth

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

awww i'm so glad to see this is still around

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026

remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the reason i'm such a staunch leftist is because i'm genuinely jealous of how moist and wet men on the right look

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

aaron rodericks. thats it. thats the skeet.

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think I’m blocked by Aaron Rodericks :(

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dildo and Frotto Baggins

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

big foot has a human penis, it is circumcised, a certain country is responsible for that technology, do not ask questions

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Calling my gross post work shits “sloppy steaks”

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

big foot has a human penis, it is circumcised, a certain country is responsible for that technology, do not ask questions

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Username idea: Charlie Kwirked Up Whiteboy

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i'm NOT logging into Hadoop, fuck you

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

trick question!!! will stancil IS the vibecession guy

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

however i will bet money that Will has done erotic roleplay w/ his chatboy that includes frotting

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

trick question!!! will stancil IS the vibecession guy

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

imagine will stancil and the vibecession guy frotting

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

absolute bottom of the barrel poster, get out of here. go where you belong

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

ugh will stancil said some shit again didn't he

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Weekend at Bernies is the incredibly ableist movie that led us to a moment where we're mocking an old man who's being wheeled around the halls of congress after becoming braindead. what have we become

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

hi there! bagmonkey with the Ableism Institute. Just wanted to let you know we reviewed this case and this is NOT ableist! Laughing a Mitch McConnell's braindead corpse being pushed around Washington by the fascists he helped bring to power is actually ironic and somewhat funny! Also depressing! Hth

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

why is paul frazee doing a lowtax speedrun

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

black and yellow but the words are 9/11

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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026