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she ULTRAKILL on my Resident Evil 7 Biohazard til i Splatoon 3

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WOFAVA @wofava.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Save Virginians money and stop new dirty fossil fuel generation plants. Tell your House Delegates to support SB339 and SB619! Take Action ⬇️ actionnetwork.org/letters/shif... Contact your Delegate ⬇️ house.vga.virginia.gov/members #virginia #datacenter #environment
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Reid Southen @rahll.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's 2033, Elon's largest data center known as the Goon Farm suffers a catastrophic loss as Amish revolutionaries trebuchet burning furniture into the methane gas turbines. Grok issues a Cease-goon, diverting compute to Optimus security bots in Cybertrucks that are immediately defeated with hoses.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
letting elon musk bust inside you to secure 10k a month in child support - call that universal basic in-cum
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
AGREE, as long as you are not also attracted to anything weird, like Human Adults
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Grey @greyspl.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Why is there legitimately a team of 4 children vs a team of 3 50-year-old men
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
SILKSONG!!!
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not joe @notarealjoe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It might be because I watch too much of one board game reviewer, but the amount of people freaking out over this is disappointing. This is nothing compared to the oj simpson monopoly clone
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 05/05/2025
Pursuer Enemies in Video Games Ranked by Our Sexual Tension hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Pursuer Enemies in Video Games Ranked by Our Sexual Tension
Whether it’s stalking you through the corridors of a spaceship, chasing you down at the speed of a brisk walk, or searching every human-sized locker…
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not joe @notarealjoe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
#splatoonclips quads with both carbons
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 17/04/2025
kids these days brains are getting absolutely cooked watching 24/7 mr beast and subway surfers they should be having a healthy relationship with the internet and watching stick figures violently massacring each other
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DOOM @doom.com · 16/04/2025
Follow and repost for a chance to win this DOOM: The Dark Ages Limited Edition Xbox Wireless Controller. #DOOMSweepstakes For rules and eligibility: beth.games/3E8lqs4
Image of DOOM: The Dark Ages Limited Edition Xbox Wireless Controller up for a sweepstakes.
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Slightly depressed hearing students and academics raving about AI last night. General theme: "AI makes things easier and faster so we can make more great art!" I dunno in my experience the effort is what makes 99% of the good stuff good :/
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 14/04/2025
please buy my shocking tell-all memoir "i got yelled at online for having shitty opinions and now i'm butthurt" (2025, self-published)
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Meta4 @meta-4.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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not joe @notarealjoe.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I remember trying to play this a while back. The port is excellent, but the switch puzzles... A convoluted segment made by an incompetent dev feels bad. A convoluted segment made by people with talent is so much worse.
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ZenithVal @zenithval.com · 10/04/2025
Bad AAPL
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 08/04/2025
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not joe @notarealjoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
its over, gooning is no longer immoral and unhealthy.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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★ kaz ★ @shrimpinvamp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
nintendo is delaying the pre orders of the switch 2 due to tariffs. to find out more, look up "mario inflation"
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Almond Wolfberry (commissions open) @almondapoc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
We can save the children by getting scott the woz to review capitalism
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Bun🩷🦇 @eclipsedbunnie.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
being a nintendo fan in 2025 is like telling your idol that you admire them and they just kick you in the nuts and while you're crumpled on the floor they steal $50 from you
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
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✧ BUGSLAP‼️ ✧ @bugslap.com · 02/04/2025
i think the switch 2 having pricey games is def a result of americas stupid dumb anti asia tariffs. seen lots of discussion ab how it's bad in the EU and other countries too, and it makes me think of the tragedy of Argentina's steam store. very frustrating that 1 market has this much of an effect
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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Randy looking like he's gonna do card tricks at a high school prom in Vegas. Looks like his clothes didn't shine until he wore them and the suit would burst into flames if he tried to iron it. Motherfucker looks like he's gonna host an MSNBC panel on how video game piracy is evil.
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It sucks to see that Nintendo 2 Switch direct do everything right only for the prices to feel so deflating. I feel like the console itself is fair but games should never be hitting 80 dollars under any circumstance (even if it’s 50 in a bundle). The fact their tech demo game is paid too is INSANE.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/04/2025
A message to our followers.
A white text on black background image, making an April Fool's Day joke about the game industry.

Text:

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the cancellation of the joke. 

Our hope was to give our followers the highest quality joke possible, but unfortunately this is no longer aligned with our strategic priorities.

This was a tough decision, but we remain focused on delivering high-quality jokes to our followers as we bring our account back to profitability and growth. We believe that streamlining our posts will allow us to drive creativity and create new opportunities for jokes in the future.

To all of our followers who have supported the joke through development, thank you for your trust and passion. We’re sorry to have let you down.

Followers who preordered the joke will be refunded.
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SSNolan 🪐 @ssnolan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Maybe hot take but I do not want a Splatoon 4 for at least another 2 years. 3 right now feels so close to being the peak of the series and I'm really hoping if anything is shown tomorrow (I dont think there will be), that it's an content extension.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Know your alliance
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not joe @notarealjoe.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
been grinding rift of the necrodancer could probably get my first impossible pb at this pace next month youtu.be/rrUqUVqwoew
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Rift of the NecroDancer - Visualize Yourself (Impossible, Current PB)
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Kelly ૮・ﻌ・ა 🫪 @pfkelly.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
cuck button
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noodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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joopii 🏳️‍⚧️ @joopii.site · 29/03/2025
Normal Guy: "Hey I'd like 2 burgers and a side of Curly fries" Evil Guy: "Hey I'd like 2 burgers and a side of Curly fries" notice anything? thats right. the second guy is evil.
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Your physical media doesn't mean shit if the storage its on can rot and decay. True preservation is DRM-free digital copies, backed up again and again. And again
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The "S" in S ranks in games stands for Skibidi
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Maddy "Boo!" Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 27/03/2025
space ghost pussy (sghussy)
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Char @charshikama.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I get you will have a bunch of Nintendo fans in a Nintendo Direct, but it's just so funny to see the chat in Youtube seeing "rhythm game" and they were like "what is this trash, I didn't ask for this, nobody cares" and soon "rhythm game, Nintendo" pops up and everyone was like "HOLY SHIT YOOOOOOOOO"
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 27/03/2025
Rhythm Heaven Groove Coming 2026.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
RYTHYM FUCJSUANG HEAVEN
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
SILKSONG!!
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not joe @notarealjoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
#splatoonclips High effort blaster gameplay
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not joe @notarealjoe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
#splatoonclips or whatever the hashtag is I forgot. Carbon quad
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Redigit🌳 @redigit.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
You know what I love about Terraria Mobile? You can play it while driving You can play it while getting a ticket You can play it in court You can play it in jail Terraria Mobile will always be there for you!
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Rice !! (Comms Open!) @ricelikessquids.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
reblog if you gangnam smiled
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 19/03/2025
the Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away
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Slenderman @slendermmn.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Top 8 Reasons why you Should collect My Pages
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Sun - on twitter same @ @sunne-three.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Y'all low-key sleeping on Balatro porn
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