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Screenwriter, singer-songwriter, secular humorist, grateful. #AFC linktr.ee/nortonscott

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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Double dub! Huge thanks to the Jersey Shore Film Festival for recognizing this ambitious unicorn of a film. #indiefilm #filmmaking #screenwriting #filmfestivals
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Gutted yet proud. Strange combination. A bit like parenting. Love the #Arsenal, Champions of England. #AFC #Champions
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
According to the penguins of Hungary's Nyíregyháza Zoo, Arsenal will win the UCL final
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 26/05/2026
Happy Birthday to @jezbox.bsky.social on this special Arsenal day.
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Feeling things. #AFC #ArsenalFC #Champions
By far the greatest team.
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Zohran Mamdani hasn’t even been mayor for six months and somehow he already found a way for Arsenal to win the league
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A must watch. 🥹 This belongs to all of us. 🏆 Via Arsenal (IG) 🔴⚪
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 19/05/2026
❤️
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 19/05/2026
Arsenal players celebrating 😍😍😍
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 19/05/2026
Congratulations to Arsenal - the first London club to win the league in almost a decade and 22 years in the making 👏🏽
standard.co.uk
Arsenal win first Premier League title in 22 years after Man City draw
Man City draw at Bournemouth to end Gunners’ long title drought
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Found a way. #AFC #ArsenalFC #COYG
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Get in, Gunners! #ArsenalFC
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Looks like my film, HorrorCon, will be the feature entry on Friday, 6/5 at the Jersey Shore Film Festival. #jerseyshorefilmfestival So many amazing artists made this with me and I'm thrilled to share their work. "Trade-offs... life is full of them." #indiefilms #horrorconventions #filmmaking
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HorrorCon | Jersey Shore Film Festival
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@Above96th @above96th.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A family of Ravens is putting the goth back in gothic at NYC's largest cathedral--St John the Divine. There are five mouths to feed, so the parents are staying busy! ⛪️⛪️⛪️ #Ravens #Cathedral #birding
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Artemis 2 crew name a new crater on the moon after Reid Wiseman's wife Carroll. One of the most beautiful videos you’ll ever see 🥹
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I just submitted "HorrorCon" to Tromadance Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com! #filmsky #Troma #HorrorSky @lloydkaufman.bsky.social Back in 2011 our film crew descended upon Monster-Mania in Cherry Hill, NJ and Troma were kind enough to allow us to shoot our first scene in front of their tables!
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Film Festivals, Screenplay Contests, Submissions
Enter the world's best film festivals and screenplay contests. FilmFreeway makes it easy to discover, submit and get tickets to thousands of events.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...
The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand.
CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. 
RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette.

CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there

RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: 
LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters.
CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. 
RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. 
LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. 
CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits.
RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My best friend just texted me this and I feel so seen LOL.
A cartoon with two doors above the word CHOICES. On the left, a man goes through a door where the text above it reads "walk barefooted on bot coans and broken glass while carrying a leaky bucket of gasoline as west nile virus-infected mosquitos swarm your head." On the right, a closed door with the text above it reading "listen to the state of the union address."
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Met (C) 🏆 @afcmet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I love players celebrating early
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
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PhishatMSG @phishatmsg.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Philly showin' up today
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Gonna take this opportunity to say that I can personally deliver no script for as little as 7 million, and I know some other writers who can do it for as little as five million.
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Metal shows restore my faith in humanity. Every fucking time. #unholyaltar #vastum #darkesthour #pigdestroyer
Desecrator of the band Unholy Altar.Daniel Butler of the band VastumStage shot of band Darkest Hour.The pit during Pig Destroyer’s set.
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Reads Philly Inquirer headline… …tosses #Eagles hat into closet. >:-(
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 05/03/2025
It's safe to say that anyone who sees empathy as a human weakness is not, by my definition, human. Seeing your own essence in other people is what makes us human. It connects us. It is the opposite of weakness. It is everything. This is why I've spent my life focused on art.
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Sean gets it! Well deserved. #Anora #Oscars
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Annie @deande.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Can you imagine watching a team with non-stop injuries, multiple controversial calls against them & multiple games with 10 men, sitting comfortably at 2nd place & their fans still being disappointed because they know they can do better? I’m damn proud of this team and the boys! #COYG
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David Levy @itsdlevy.me · 20/02/2025
maybe it’s okay to let go of characters from the past whose creators are long dead and instead embrace new characters from living writers who have new stories to tell
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Saw a screening of a few of David Lynch’s short films. I miss seeing art made viscerally, cheaply, and for a small messy audience. It actually makes the world feel bigger and more interesting. Mass appeal shrinks it all down. Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What a day. Thank #eagles #eaglesparade #nflarecowards
A child dressed as an eagle attends a school Philadelphia Eagles parade.
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Stacy @stacy31.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
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Third Summers Brother @hugetinymistake.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Bless "THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
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Jeff Thompson 🇨🇦 💪- Be Good 💖 @jeffthompson48.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Congrats fellow #AFC and #Eagles fan #AnneHathaway!
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This feels sooooo good. Love them Birds. #eagles #superbowl #goodguyswin
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Finally understand the “Who are the Chefs?” commercial. Chiefs + Refs. #eagles #superbowl #beatthechefs
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Go Birds!! #eagles #superbowl #insaquonwetrust
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
“You shouldn't imitate anybody. You can suck up certain techniques that you can use for your own ends, but when you're examining other people's work, never forget that you do it only to get a greater sense of self and to find out what is best for you and how best you should work." — Alan J. Pakula
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
thank you @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social for making me aware of this
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Laurent Chemla ✅ @laurent.chemla.org · 28/01/2025
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Thought I’d take the helmet off real quick and say, “Hey, Bluesky!” #me #myface #hello
Norton Scott takes off his helmet and shows his face as he walks into a room in his house.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
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Christopher Pittard @christopherpittard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A reminder - don't use Amazon, but go to bookshops, which play a far more vital role in promoting literacy just by simply making books more visible, and allow you to find things by chance rather than by what the algorithm decides.
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Eugene Huffman @eugenehuffmanart.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
🦇💀🔥✨
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 22/01/2025
Here's today's blog with a preview of tonight's game, and an explanation as to why Arseblog and Arseblog News will no longer post content to Twitter. 👇
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Scooter @nortonscott.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Enjoying Xiaohongshu. No constant ads, full of warmth and beauty, learning Mandarin. Not a sucker and not going back. #REDnote
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