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Norton H Pearl

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole point of humans as a sociable, tribal species is we should eject people like this, so they starve in the wilderness alone. There are consequences to sociopathic behaviour. Somehow the abstract idea of money has short circuited our basic evolutionary safeguards.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do...
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not wanting anyone to think about your politics turns out to be the quickest path to *everyone* thinking about your politics.
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mainstream Democrats want every member of the Trump regime tossed in prison and Jeffries is talking with Kushner about their common ground on immigration.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter.
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
workd cup is unambiguously rigged
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
okay i’ll bite who’s king whoever
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Can I get some God damn water up in this hallway or what?
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
DC statehood, PR statehood, UBI for artists, prosecute ICE, abolish DHS, compulsory unionization, nationalize SpaceX, nationalize Amazon is now the moderate position
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Æd Nudd, Loccutionator @cyclismo37a.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“Unpopular opinion but I’m a huge fucking dipshit with no impulse control. So here’s my dumb mouth farts that I demand you all hear“
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Grand juror: "Are you actually presenting any new actual facts …?" Mecklenburg: "Are you going to be able to listen with an open mind?" Grand juror: "I heard this case like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit."
GRAND JUROR: Are you actually presenting any new actual facts or just a different viewpoint on your side?
MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. I'm feeling the skepticism already. Are you going to be able to listen with an open mind? Tell me the truth.
GRAND JUROR: I -- no.
MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Then you have to
go --
GRAND JUROR: I heard this case like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I still think it is.
MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Thank you for your opinion for everybody.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 25/05/2026
It's frustrating because electric cars can theoretically be absolutely any form factor. Not limited by drivetrain or engine etc. but they keep making them look like 2000s KDE icons
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
okay i’ll bite who’s king whoever
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2026
but the fact of the matter is that with the notable exception *of* the mid to late 20th century, every major change in our political system and government has been a partisan or ideological political project.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/04/2026
i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
my wife can jump out of an airplane at her discretion
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hello Amy I hope you’re doing well today. It’s really nice to meet someone from a different part of the world.How is everything going on your side?
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 03/04/2026
NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.
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Hegseth has intervened in military promotions for more than a dozen senior officers
The defense secretary’s efforts to block or delay promotions to general or admiral for some officers has raised concerns that he may be targeting them because of race, gender or affiliation with the B...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/04/2026
yep, this is a case of hegseth wanting a whites-only military bsky.app/profile/nanc...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 02/04/2026
jesus christ
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BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service
The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/04/2026
also don’t let spencer cox’s PR team fool you into thinking that he is anything other than a reactionary
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 5: Mickey Mouse Outwits the Phantom Blot

Minnie discovers a knife with a letter attached embedded in her door when she goes to get the milk and newspaper in the morning.

Minnie: EEK! Oh, my goodness!
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
okay ill bite who is chapelle roan
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Shouldn’t these guys be stealing our social security numbers or something?
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I want to be clear that a load bearing pillar of fighting fascism is exactly this
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
You can’t seize factories, Harry
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Bellingcat analysis makes a strong case that a US tomahawk hit that girl's school in Iran, contrary to U.S. government claims www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...
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Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran - bellingcat
New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footag...
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
in Woke 2 we get all sports
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 06/03/2026
This story is wild. As far as I can tell from the body camera clips I watched, the footage shows MPD special operations strategizing their forcible entry into private property without a warrant, based on the say-so of a political appointee with nothing more than a stack of print outs.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Body cam footage shows Kenneth Jackson, the Trump-installed new USIP President; Laken Rapier, Jackson’s Chief-of-Staff; DOGE workers Nate Cavanaugh and Justin Fox; and DOGE lawyer Justin Aimonetti were present at the raid. MPD let them in through a side door, despite USIP staff's objections.
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid
Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Hey Kurds, it's the United States. Remember us, from all the betrayals? Anyhoo, would love it if you all could march into this thresher for us. Let us know."
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
great plan you fucking morons
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
this is so god damn funny
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dropkickCHARNEL @dropkick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
arrest them NOW
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
it's really surreally funny that the socialist mayor of New York City seems to be Donald Trump's current favorite person
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Latest update from Columbia prez re: the abduction of their student this morning. DHS is fucking deranged. “The agents gained entry by stating they were police searching for a missing child. Our security cameras captured the agents in the hallway showing pictures of the alleged missing child.”
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
trump is toast and this shit isn't scary anymore. you lost the race, assholes. we win
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
wtf is wrong with this newspaper
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Oprah come get your boy
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 25/02/2026
Minnesota superintendent details just TEN MINUTES under ICE occupation
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Norton H Pearl @nortonpearl.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Donald Trump, go to prison you fucking loser.
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