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SkeetsFromCody

@skeetsfromcody.bsky.social
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I cook fabulous breakfasts and chew bubblegum. Also i dont chew bubblegum at all. fucks with my denture Pronouns: he/him

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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
pictures of spiderman
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Birthday Porta potty shitting on the clock/10
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Swolesome is tired 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @swolesome.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hope you’re all ready for Lich McConnell
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 24/05/2026
Sometimes as an NYT books columnist you find yourself quoted in the Atlantic by Helen Lewis, who believes two odd things: 1. That nobody is reading Pratchett anymore (instead of all the time, as they should), and 2. That Pratchett’s politics are hard to pin down, and Reg Shoe is not a fucking hero.
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"He doesn't know how to use the two gendered frogs". Robschneider.jpeg
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
....Katie killed a bird this morning and brought it into my mothers bed.
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
trail off mumbling something about the price of bulls cum
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i would ask to have the complaint formally written so i could frame it
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Booze is food
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fuck yeah the crack spider
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I had a dream that my girlfriend had a pet rock when we were teenagers named Rocksanne, and then she found it and it had a baby.
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@fredrodgers
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
tenor.com/view/venture-bros-gif-152…
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I dreamt of bolognese last night
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I may have splurged on temu a bit
A pillowcase that has a photo of someone's beautiful driving way with a sprinkling of snow. Also there's a cat tail.
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i wanted a pillow that represents this discord in one photo
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i would still knock over a bronze statue of an apple
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
just know that you are on the right side of history
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
waxy thick skin, texture of a bag of sand. i have eaten sawdust more delicious
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
9/10 this is what a public bathroom should strive to be
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
an animal died for this
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
why do the cat girls only have two boobs?
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
my disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I remember when we used to play video games
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ahh yes blame the government, like thats not the easiest scapegoat for a bunch of radicals
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
you were murdered by venomous cave spiders and died with a dozen diamonds last night bro
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
just imagine them in their underwear and it will be fine sweaty
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Y'all motherfuckers need templeOS
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i think telus is shit so i dont know if there is memory leak or bad telus speeds
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
my mothers husband microwaved fish while we were out getting $10 hams at walmart
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Oh you have to share in horny chat
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
yeah my shit gets delet for violation of boundaries D:
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
my legacy is ruined
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
my second amendment rights!
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
and the bluesky only has one post
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Shame is not the answer, psychotherapy education and just keeping busy has worked
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i wrote a poem but i dont think i should share it. very intimate and for a specific person
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Poop in the trash bin, assert yourself
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
forest porn is like some weird universal thing like the cool S or marilyn manson rib dick suck
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A karaoke jam
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Cat food is just protein maxxing
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A coffee a cigarette some plan b and she will perk right up
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Why is there no virgin emote? 🙁
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Cross posting from fight club and 35 In my journey to become healthy again I have an actual healthy appetite. This morning I had the first bran muffin I've had in i could not tell you how long. The bran muffin is telling everyone to get the fuck out of the way...
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Classically styled super hot troll women yes
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Yeah I skipped it at first but was curious and then became furious
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
will i be paid for this? no? then laaaater dawg!
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
and never work for free
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
8 an sk8 l8tr dawg
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SkeetsFromCody @skeetsfromcody.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
bozo rocket
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