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@noordinaryguy.bsky.social
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Chanel # Ty @mynameistyler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i’m upset, horny and need to be held 😭
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t be trusted around money 🫣🤭
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Matty 🪲 @marlisle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As soon as my boobs turn into tits it's over for everyone
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
absolutely gutted that Lizzy is skipping Belgium on her tour 😩
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really had to pick and choose, but i’ve got a lot of fond memories playing these games so they deserve a spotlight 😌
My 9 Games:
The Movies
Pooh’s Party Game
Theme Park (World)
MySims Kingdom
SimCity Creator
Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
Pokémon Blue Version
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag
Animal Crossing: Wild World
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
went and saw a few things in Bulgaria today 🇧🇬
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve decided Instead of being sad & depressed I’m just gonna be horny
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
spent a little money in London 🤭
a bunch of books, vinyl and musical programmes
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh, Mary! is fucking hilarious, Cole Escola is such a joy to watch on stage. I had high expectations and it ended up going far beyond, truly a must-see if you can!
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
oh hi London 👋
Tower BridgeTower BridgeDaunt BooksMillenium Bridge and St. Paul’s Cathedral
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
not that fucking alert going off on people’s phones the entire time during Oh, Mary! 🫠🫠🫠
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hosted a dinner party tonight 🥺 it was very lovely and they loved the food, but damn I am fucking exhausted now, definitely won’t be doing that on a regular basis lmao
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
working from home today 😌
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ghosty👻🎃 @nerdghosty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
been feeling so drained and blah, i have zero social battery
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
live in: 🇧🇪 born in: 🇧🇪 parents: 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 grandparents: 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 been to: 🇵🇹🇳🇱🇫🇷🇪🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧🇬🇷🇮🇹🇧🇬🇩🇪🇵🇱🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇦🇹🇹🇷🇲🇦
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
all alone at the office today 🥴
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ben @benrs.uk · 03/08/2026
monday again is it
anne hathaway in the odyssey shouting that she wants odysseus
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ballerino? @leballerino.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i miss being kissed
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
pride next week and i still don’t have any plans 🥲
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
current mood: craving a man to hold me, but not wanting to go through the effort of actually talking to men in order to make that happen
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
trading nudes with an ex colleague was definitely not on my bingo card, yet here we are
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
can’t find anyone to go to a drag show with me next week 🥲
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i guess i’m a workout person now 💀
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
men are the absolute worst at communicating 🫠
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i really need to find some irl friends, i’m so fucking lonely
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cam @camboyys.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
no offense but I’m so horny
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
what happened to theater etiquette? my god, people can be so obnoxious
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y @yaggotry.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i flirt online so i can be extra nonverbal in person
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Chanel # Ty @mynameistyler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
bluesky on fridays
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Dylan @dylanteebh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Too hot for Teams 🥵
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
might have to start selling feet pics because i just checked my bank account and i’ve only got two euros and eleven cents left this month 💀🤡
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spooky dave ٩(๏_๏)۶ @nonoehe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ZARA LARSSON PLEASE STOP SINGING ITS TOO DAMN HOT
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tallboy @gentlegrngiant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love dads ❤️
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Tyler 🎃 👻 @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Where I shall be for the rest of the day
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride to all you cutie patooties!!! 🥰
Ultra gay rainbow jock and harness mirror selfieUltra gay rainbow jock and harness mirror selfie, but now BUTTOCKS
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Spooky 👻 Dane 🌈🪐 @daneuntamed.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
☠️
A saved image from Tumblr of two tweets from twitter.com with an image of Carly Rae jepsen.
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Sparky 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔞 @scottishbiboy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In the mood for horny dms
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Cayton Cox @caytoniccox.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I want to be in a group chat even if I have nothing to offer
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my god this train conductor was handsome as hell 🥵😩 i should take the train more often
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I already have a ticket to see Cole in Oh Mary in London, but now i’m contemplating buying another to see Jinx the week after that 🤭
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Big lil bro @goesnuts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I‘m so damn horny every day rn bye
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CozyGayBoy🍂 @cozygayboy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok time to jork it
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Just another gay @joanne-deluxe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Woke up tired 🫩
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Buckley @buckbuckloose.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🩲 volcado 🩲
On the beach in my speedo—ignore the pool in my bellybuttonOn the point of Isla Mujeres
Rocky cliff and ocean and sky
Oh wow another speedo pic, but this time by the poolJust a sunburnt beach bum on the last day of his trip… still in a speedo
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy #fcf! 📸 Photographer bobby_fotoguy on Instagram: www.instagram.com/bobby_fotogu...
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
bought a ticket anyway 💅🏻
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ugh was gonna book tickets for the opening night of pride, but now my friends only want to go to the parade a few days later 😔
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Jonas @noordinaryguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride month lmao
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