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Polite in public, a problem in private. DMs welcome. If we know each other — mind your business 🤫 Empty profiles get ✨obliterated✨

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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fresh buns 🍞 #humpday
my buns, in ultra UHD you can count every little haur
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
proof of life 👋 (I know I need to wipe the mirror)
A selfie in underwear, revealing bush in my usual teasy fashion
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Blessed be the month of August!! July was rejection after rejection on my job hunt, now I have two 2nd round interviews lined up!!! 🥹
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
live in: 🇨🇭 born in: 🇨🇭 parents: 🇨🇭🇨🇭 grandparents: 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇨🇭🇨🇭 been to: 🇨🇭🇺🇸🇪🇸🇩🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹🇸🇪🇫🇷🇬🇷🇵🇹🇨🇦🇦🇹🇮🇱🇩🇰🇳🇱🇧🇪🇧🇷🇷🇺🇦🇪🇮🇪🇿🇦🇪🇬🇷🇸🇮🇸🇱🇺🇷🇴🇸🇬🇨🇳🇽🇰🇪🇪🇵🇱🇭🇷🇭🇺🇨🇿🇴🇲🇦🇷🇭🇰🇹🇭🇹🇷
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I‘m watching Criminal Minds Evolution, and for fucks sake, did they forget to pay the electricity bill, its so damn dark I cant see shit 😂
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Who needs a supermarket if your parents have a garden 😂
A bag full of veggies
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
First interview done!! Scared, excited, stressed, relieved. 🫣🥹
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
and yes, will be going back to spicy posting- just currently on the hunt for a job and laying low 😅
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Am I one of those people that takes pictures of the clouds? Yes. But LOOK!
Pretty clouds in orange, not edited just shot on iPhone™
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
On Wednesdays we wear pink 👚 happy #humpday 🥰
Me in a pink jock kneeling showing butt
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride to all you cutie patooties!!! 🥰
Ultra gay rainbow jock and harness mirror selfieUltra gay rainbow jock and harness mirror selfie, but now BUTTOCKS
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A shower pic, for #humpday? Groundbreaking.
A photo of me in the shower from behind
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
me in my bluesky bubble
Teddy licking bubble.
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Weather has hit 30 degrees (86 freedom units) so this is where you‘ll find me today ☀️ #yesthatshotforuseuropeangirlies
A selfie on thr outside seating in undies
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Came home exhausted, slammed down a redbull and promptly fell asleep. Is there something between caffeine and cocaine I can try? 😂
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bed head to corporate boy 😴 Good Morning and happy Tuesday ☀️
Underwear mirror selfieAlso mirror selfie but now dressed
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
…and yes I can read the room, less hot takes more thirst, i get it.
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Today a customer angrily emailed me asking why „Gender (options M/F/D)“ is a mandatory field when making an enquiry for an intercontinental airfreight shipment. WELL I DONT THINK THE GOVERNMENT WILL ACCEPT „NON OF YOUR BUSINESS“ ON THE OFFICIAL CUSTOMS FORM KAREN* 🫩
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Angry Barney the dinosaur
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This week has me drained (not the good kind) and tired and its only Tuesday. Gimme a breaaaak 😴
Underwear selfie kneeling
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I‘m not sure if I like it. But it is #humpday and y‘all deserve too see humps 😘
My butt in the viral on all fours poseMy butt again in the viral on all fours pose
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Was feeling my oats, so I‘ll also share it with you bloomfs 🙂‍↕️😘
A perfectly cropped naked mirror selfie
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
On #humpday we wear pink 👚✨
A selfie over the shoulder, showing buttocks and a pink polo shirt
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
post you in another country x
Me, bridge, wimdy
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Doing yard work for my parents has the perk that I get to use the rain shower after 🙂‍↕️
A foggy mirror selfie,
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hey Bsky, need me to share my Lexapro with you? You‘re pretty unstable lately ✨💊
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Had to schedule an urgent cardiological consultation, because I had chest pains that were getting worse for the past days- turns out my body is just an asshole, its idiopathic. 🥹
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I‘ve been a huge tease all this time. I thought it‘s finally time to go full frontal 🫢
APRIL FOOLS, blurred pic with loading icon
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dog has decided, I‘m not leaving my parents house. (I‘m tired and want my bed 🥹🤣)
Selfie with dog on my legs, sitting on the floor
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Buns, Humps, Peach, Derrière, Tushie 🍑 #humpday
A photo of my Derrière and legs
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A singlet works surprisingly well as a housetwink uniform 🧹🙂‍↕️ #mcm
Me in a singlet one arm raised, hand behind my head
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You can still pinch me if you ask nicely 👉🏼👈🏼
A photo of me in green briefs
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Monochrome Haircut Thirsttrap ✨ #mcm
A mono chrome selfie, throwing off my haircut and I’m naked too
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
…aaand I finished it. Is it to soon to read it again? I need more Kip & Scott, pronto 🥹 10/10 would recommend.
A photo of the book Game Changer, held in my hand
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Maybe I should stop reading spicy books on the train… Game Changer has me bricked up in the middle of the carriage with 45min left of the journey 🫣😅
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
steamy 😶‍🌫️ #fcf
A mirror selfie with a slightly foggy mirror. Towel covers the Goods
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Started reading Game Changer, and god damn Rachel Reid. Your books are like crack. I need to force myself to set down the book, my gay little heart years for the spicy romance. 🥹
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'm totally egg-zhausted. 🍆😴 (Get it, because of the eggplant? No? Okay, I tried. You try finding a clever quote for these undies)
A mirror selfie in silly eggplant resp. AUBERGINE undies. Get it, because my eggplant is in these undies teehee
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Damnit, so close to the Authors score 🤣 www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
A screenshot of the JND Test
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I‘d like to announce that I DROVE to the carwash. Take that panic disorder, I won‘t let you stop me from driving (this is the biggest trip since I basically had to give up driving)🥹🥹
My car at the vacuum station at a car wash
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
There is a #fcf behind the shower curtain 🤓
Me in the shower, covering my lower half with the shower curtain
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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a close up of a spongebob pineapple with a hole in its eye .
ALT: a close up of a spongebob pineapple with a hole in its eye .
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Soapy monochrome butt. thats it, send skeet. 🧼 #mcm #monochromemonday
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Here are some wet humps for #humpday 🛁
A photo of me laying on my stomach in the bathtub, my head raised and showing off my buttocks. 
The water has a creepy red hue, but I promise it’s not blood 🤣
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentines Day or just a normal Saturday! As I have noone to personally show my lil outfit, you bloomfies get to enjoy 😘
I’m a selfie where I’m wearing a red harness and harness underwear. The background is made blurry and there is a slight difference in color where I edit it out stripes from the mirror.
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I‘m swiping on Tinder, as one does on a Saturday Evening on the couch, and good GOD someone teach these men how to take a proper profile photo 😵‍💫 Like too dark to see, sunnies, hats pulled in the face or 20 people in the photo. I‘m not gonna play wheres Waldo 🥲
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i‘m wet. 🚿 #monochromemonday #mcm
Photo of me from behind showing my back and my buttocks in the shower the photo is mono chrome
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
New mattress and fresh bedding, heaven 🥰 Who wants to help me break it in? 👀
A selfie of me laying on my new mattress with fresh bedding. I’m wearing black boxer briefs, and you can see it from my head until just about my knees.
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I just love the silence when everything is covered in snow 🤫🥶
A selfie of me wearing a green parka on a road covered in snow in the woods. The fur on my hood is covered in snow and so as my jacket.
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P @pclxsbr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Some snowy butt for #humpday? ❄️🥶
A photo of me showing my butt in the snowy woods
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