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I think everything should be created with left-handed people as the primary focus.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/2026
Crush the arts (Kennedy Center), destroy the civil service (DOGE), control elections (gestures broadly), dismantle the press (gestures more broadly), decimate science (NIH), and demolish education (DeptEd). The authoritarian playbook.
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brewers!
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Brewers are NL Central champs for a fourth consecutive season. Believe this makes them only the 10th time a team has won 4+ consecutive division titles since MLB switched to the divisional format in 1969.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Dolly Parton is an Appalachian woman with no kids and loves cats. JD Vance hates America.
Dolly Parton and a black cat
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I used to work with this Ethiopian dude named Mesfin in like 2000/2001 and his favorite things were Dolly Parton and calling people Jabroni.
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Final: Brewers 4, Pirates 2 Keeping Logan Henderson around was a pretty solid idea. He delivers six innings of two-run ball with 8 Ks and the Brewers have reached 70 wins faster than any team in franchise history. The record: 70-43
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“I like my beats hard like two day old shit”
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"First off..."
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is what they do to your pasta if you don’t have id
This is what they do to your pasta if you don’t have id
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When, if ever, did we see an nba offseason where 4 former final mvps will be on different teams? Giannis, Kawhi, Brown, and LeBron… 3 of them traded. Seems wild. #nbasky
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
every time i see the sad spectacle that is freedom250, it’s giving this
Kirsty Paterson, dubbed ‘The Sad Oompa Loompa Girl’, working at the infamously underwhelming Willy’s Chocolate Experience
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As a Bucks fan all I can say is this is what happens when you bring in an owner that led the Browns to 0-16 lead your franchise. Fly the L
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pink Shaded Fern moth #moths
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
#2
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
First one of the year. Polyphemus moth #moth #moths #mothsofbluesky
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thoughts? m.youtube.com/watch?v=0nt1...
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The Petrogas-Dollar: The Secret US Strategy Behind the Iran War
YouTube video by Richard Medhurst
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creamcityalex.bsky.social @creamcityalex.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@indivisible.org @maddow.bsky.social #nokings #maydaystrong #protest youtube.com/shorts/6_SnE...
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May Day #protest
YouTube video by Alex from The Cream
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
From this point forward all food will be referred to as pre-poop. No exceptions. “Dude, I’m starving. Got any pre-poop?” “What kind of pre-poop you got laying around this joint?” “Best pre-poop this side of the Mississippi!” Pre-poop magazine. Mm pre-poop.
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Hunt for Red Ber
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I think everything should be created with left-handed people as the primary focus. Belts, menus, button-up shirts, buses, straws, futons, basketballs, magazines, and ski lifts, just to name a few.
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
<< boisterous minister voice >> “Reminder to all my Christian faithful: in observance of Good Friday don’t forget to drive a nail/spike into your forehead, palms, or feet. Dealers choice. The bigger spike/nail the stronger your faith! Size matters to Christ! God bless the well impaled.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For a party full of whiny pussies who complained about kids getting participation trophies in Little League you losers sure like to give each other participation trophies. That's pathetic shit. Truly. You guys are losers. It's amazing how big of a loser you all are. No pussy getting losers
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Man… a UNC away from a day 1 perfect bracket.
Bracket 420a$$clappp69 is on fire
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
why do so many of his posts look like word search puzzles
i don’t know why you’d care what this dope says but since i guess we all have to, trump blurped:

Iran has long been known as a Master of Media Manipulation and Public Relations. They are Militarily ineffective and weak, but are really good at
"feeding" the very appreciative Fake News Media false information. Now, A.l. has become another Disinformation weapon that Iran uses, quite well, considering they are being annihilated by the day. They showed phony
"Kamikaze Boats," shooting at various Ships at Sea, which looks wonderful, powerful, and vicious, but these Boats don't exist — It's all false information to show how "tough" their already defeated Military is!
The five U.S. Refueling Planes that were supposedly struck down and badly damaged, according to The Wall Street Journal's false reporting, and others, are all in service, with the exception of one, which will soon be flying the skies. Buildings and Ships that are shown to be on fire are not — It's FAKE NEWS, generated by A.I. For instance, Iran, working in close coordination with the Fake News Media, shows our great USS Abraham Lincoln Aircraft Carrier, one of the largest and most prestigious Ships in the World, burning uncontrollably in the Ocean. Not only was it not burning, it was not even shot at Iran knows better than to do that!
The story was knowingly FAKE and, in a certain way, you can say that those Media Outlets that generated it should be brought up on Charges for TREASON for the dissemination of false information! The fact is, Iran is being decimated, and the only battles they "win" are those that they create through Al, and are distributed by Corrupt Media Outlets. The Radical Leftwing Press knows this full well, but continues to go forward with false stories and LIES. That's why their Approval Rating is so low, and I can win a Presidential Election, IN A LANDSLIDE, getting only 5% positive Press — They have no credibility! I am so thrilled to see Brendan Carr, the Chairman of the Federal Communi…
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I can’t remember the last time a Republican politician gave a speech that moved me in a positive way. You?
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This means a lot @devincow.bsky.social. Thank you!
Moo
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I hope all Europe follows thru on this.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Since when did this app start asking “What’s up?”
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I refer to this often…
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Spotted a Luna this morning #Moths
Spotted a Luna Moth this morning
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Remember when you were two? F I’m old.
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Thanks, Khris! #MoistJordan #KashMoneyMiddleton #KMidd
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#FeartheDeer Go Bucks!
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noodles @noodlescj.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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