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@noodlepains.com
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The noodles hurt my tummy so I started streaming. @Zenni_Gaming Partner #TwitchAffiliate Business Inquiries: noodlepains@gmail.com 🔗 noodlepains.com

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
💚💚💚💚
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 14/05/2026
The rush to silence Black voters ahead of the 2026 election is stone cold racism. It's Jim Crow 2.0.
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Vinca @vincalota.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
PULL UP FOR @creamsaber.bsky.social'S BIRTHDAY
A shitpost poster for Creamsaber's birthday party in VRChat! The image shows Creamsaber, a lion cat girl, waving at the camera. She's wearing a black crop top, her hair is luminescent, and there's a gay rainbow sticker across her face. There is a VRRat on either side of her, the one to her right is covered in low res flames. To the right of the bottom text is a shitty PNG of a lineart heart with the chess pattern from photoshop behind it.

Top text reads:
6/12/25
21:00-00:00 CST

Bottom text reads:
Creamies Steamy Dreamy Birthday Orgy!
Blkstar: D&B. (Dancing in the Moonlight & Bottom Noises)
Nudelpains: IBStep
OrpLord: Beyss House/UK Attic
Stayn: a pizza emote (Not actually playing music, he's got a slideshow on which pizza is the best and why).
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces that she is resigning from office effective January 5, 2026.
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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @repyassansari.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Donald Trump illegally took military action against Iran—without congressional authorization—risking dragging us into another endless war. I am calling for an immediate emergency session of Congress to vote on the War Powers Resolution.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Congressman Don Beyer @beyer.house.gov · 22/06/2025
Trump has no constitutional authority to take us to war with Iran without authorization from Congress, and Congress has not authorized it.
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Daniel 🅱️ @noodlepains.com · 15/06/2025
I just want to let you know, in case you haven't figured it out yet, I do not support facism. 😎👍🏽
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Bernie, you rascal! You’re spot on here.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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👻 Spooky Hot Pie 👻 @mick-ee.blacksky.app · 19/05/2025
Being on this app has the same vibes as telling your mom a joke and she starts lecturing you on why it’s not funny
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 19/05/2025
We’re testing a new feature! Starting this week, select accounts can add a livestream link to sites like YouTube or Twitch, and their Bluesky profile will show they’re live now.
Bluesky profile with “live now” indicator
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 06/05/2025
Imagine being so bad at running the country that you waste time banning the 0.2% of troops who are trans instead of fixing the economy like you promised on day one. The eggs are still HIGH, Donnie. We are headed straight for a recession. If folks want to serve, LET THEM.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Clowns.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS. Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!” Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
A man who holds the title of President of the United States, who took an oath to protect and defend the Constitution, who then says he doesn’t know if he’d uphold the Constitution, is unfit to be president and should be removed.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2025
honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Your School House Rock moment......
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/05/2025
To all those who said boycotting Target was a waste of time. It wasn't. Keep it up, y'all!
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Fyzika @fyzika.network · 29/04/2025
Bro are we fucking deadass rn
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vvoody @vvoody.sk · 29/04/2025
Now club management will let you predefine event tags for new events
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/04/2025
You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
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achukilissa @achukilissa.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My god. He’s gone after the Civil Rights Act!!!! www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
whitehouse.gov
Restoring Equality of Opportunity and Meritocracy
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose.  A
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/04/2025
I miss the days when you could go minutes, hours even, without thinking about what the President was doing.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/04/2025
This has been quite productive and has made me less anxious
hello, i am refugee from american century of humiliation. where can i get an iced americano around
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你好,我是美国百年屈辱的难民。我在这附近哪里可以喝到冰美式咖啡
Nĩ hão, wò shì mẽiguó băinián qurũ de nànmín.
Wõ zài zhè tùjìn nălĩ keyĩ hẽ dào bĩng măishì kãfei
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the fairy bear @thefairybear.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Meme showing screenshots from Star Wars where Padme says “so this is how liberty dies” and instead of saying “with thunderous applause” it says “with a coup by a fake government agency named after a meme run by the most divorced man alive and his troop of incel twinks”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 04/02/2025
According to a senior CDC official, some of the pages that were removed on Friday have been reinstated due to backlash from the scientific community and the public. Keep speaking up, it matters!
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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 19/12/2024
A randomly generated meme
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philtacular @philtacular.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
-shows up wearing ceasefire pin -talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs -denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms -takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives -doesnt name drop any celebs forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man
Swen Vincke, director of larian games, at The Game Awards, giving a speech before handing out the game of the year award
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 12/12/2024
Be careful if you're buying gifts from third-party sellers, vintage stores, or on other secondary markets. Should there be recalled products on the shelves? No. Do they show up occasionally? Yes. 1/2
Santa and his reindeer riding through the sky, but something is wrong. A giant demon holding a burning recalled hoverboard and recalled speaker is in the back of the sleigh! The text reads: Santa doesn’t gift recalled products. Do you? It is illegal to sell recalled products, but they can still lend up on e-commerce websites, in vintage stores, and on other secondary markets. Check to make sure a product hasn’t been recalled before you buy.
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Daniel 🅱️ @noodlepains.com · 12/12/2024
If temperature 0º, why do we feel it if 0 = nothing?
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Why @why.bsky.world · 06/12/2024
Time to go bot hunting I guess
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Daniel 🅱️ @noodlepains.com · 04/12/2024
My united health stock shot up because the CEO was killed. Interesting
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cetologist 🐋 @breezycarter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
guess who is going to have a good december
little boy pointing at camera
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
A road sign that says DO NOT LET MOOSE
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Why @why.bsky.world · 30/11/2024
The new verification system is just you have to find paul or eric in person and show them your ID and they give you a sticker for your laptop
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Skelly @itsskelly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
How your email finds me
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Blue Sky team, you're building something special and great here. Keep at it. Stick with it. And please don't sell it to an evil billionaire who's going to come around waving a lot of money to gobble it up. Sincerely, a Happy Blue Sky user.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Car salesman: THIS CAR HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOOD, WATER, ALL THAT STUFF
Customer: OH I DON'T NEED ANAL CLEANSE
Car salesman: ....ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T CLEANSE YOUR ANUS? GET YOUR SHIT-CAKED ASS OUT OF MY FUCKING CAR
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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The Helix Nebula
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Throne @throne.com · 22/11/2024
We have officially changed our handle on Bsky to @throne.com 👑 All content and communication on Bsky will be via this account. You're safety and security is our top priority. 🔒 Thank you to everyone who reported the fake accounts and keeping our community safe!💜
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