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Karl's Girlfriend

@nomoreevictions.bsky.social
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Dog mom. Rock Climber. Legal Aid Lawyer. Making landlords cry since 2018.

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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Having a meltdown about the person bringing a vegan guest to my extremely Midwestern wedding. What on earth am I going to feed a vegan?? Cheese is basically the wedding theme.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday to whoever stole the landlord attorney lunches at court today. Bold move to display your decorated bagged lunches while evicting poor people who are prohibited from bringing food to court despite being required to be there all day. Guess some lessons were learned today.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm in a training about "Trauma Informed Arbitration" which is a phrase that was only ever been uttered at legal aid.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lots of discourse about millennials lately and it's making me reflect on how thankful I am to be in this generation because the access to education we had. My mom always said education was the only thing no one can take from you once you have it and damn was she right.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I joined my local DSA recently, and I'm massively impressed at the size, scale, and discipline of their organization. Lots of the Marxists talking shit on the internet could NEVER.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I had no idea who Hasan Piker was until Hasan Piker discourse happened in MI because of AES. So I followed Piker on Instagram and he is kind of funny unfortunately.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When I see videos like this I see working class people who were scammed and could be brought into the left easily, if someone talked to them and explained the scam. I don't understand the contempt. We should be angry with the scammers, not the scammed.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The best time to plan a wedding is when your fiancé is on tour and you have a statute of limitations expiring 8 days before the wedding. Anyway, 44 days folks!!
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Let's go!!!!
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The MI Supreme Court overturned Smith v. Globe today which will fundamentally change consumer litigation in MI. And for me personally it's a game changer because now we can go after attorneys fees in cases where the tenant has habitablity claims. Whooohoo!!
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of my friends won the largest medmal verdict in US history recently and it is making me seriously reconsider my life choices. Imagine how many purses you can buy for 33 million. And you don't even have to be evil 😭😭
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've never received this many mailers in my life. And this is a primary!! This pile is what I received today. One day!!
A large pile of political mailers
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As a Michigander who grew up in mid michigan and has a heavy Michigan accent I'm begging BEGGING Haley to stop it with this shtick. We don't sound like this! You are making fun of us! It's you! You're the one mocking us!
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Okay okay I know Democrats don't actually care about winning. But it is still crazy to me to run a campaign that gives people literally nothing to vote for and then to blame people who don't vote for you losing. Like why would people vote for nothing 😭😭
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Was walking with some friends when we saw a house with a Haley Stevens signed. I loudly exclaimed "Wow! She has supporters in real life. I've never seen one before!" Only to notice the homeowner was standing in his lawn and heard me. Oops!
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I joined the DSA because it seemed like the thing to do and man they have called me about 10,000 times. But hey it worked because I'm talking to them after work tonight.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Honestly think one of the many reasons Red Scare 3.0 isn't going to work this time is because millennials are the most educated generation in US history and we all had to take some kind of poli sci or sociology or history 101 class. Harder to be afraid of a thing you understand.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We can't forget the sacrifices people made to resist this facist regime once it's toppled. Freeing the Prarieland heros must be a priority to anyone who wants my vote, time, or effort.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One side effect of recovering from cyclosporiasis is that I'm absolutely terrified to eat anything. I'm checking labels to ensure there isn't vegetables/fruits in prepared foods. And I have a lot of anxiety even when I'm eating something completely unrelated! I'm hungry but scared to eat.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For years I've been telling myself that I have enough psychological grit to survive climate change. And while I still think that's true, the heat and the poison air are making me realize I might not have the physicality needed to make it through the worst of this.
Screenshot from the weather channel showing an AQI of 411 for the Russell Woods neighborhood in Detroit MI.
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Riverboat Chris @riverboatchris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You know it was actually extremely insulting to working class people to say "you have to accept this egregious piece of shit because he is the true exemplar of the working class and they are all like that."
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not surprised about Platner because well, the guy has a nazi tattoo. And not surprised about the response because well, I've been a woman and a leftist.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The government continues to officially fund the Klan so they can commit atrocities like this. They've just changed their name and uniform. Don't let them gaslight you into thinking defund is anything but a compromise position.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I really feel like we as the left need to go back to paper zines, in person meetings, and word of mouth. We are way too invested in tech infrastructure that is not on our side.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Mom and I were supposed to go shopping for her wedding outfit today. She canceled on me. Turns out your parents letting you down still stings at 33.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Today is my first day on the Vyvanse patch. Which I'm only on because there is still a nationwide Adderall shortage so I can't get access to the medication I've been on for six years. So anyway now I'm experiencing the mental version of this
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a man is holding a child in the air on the beach
ALT: a man is holding a child in the air on the beach
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The legal profession has always been horrifically sexist, but I think it is rapidly getting worse. Some of the things we're dealing with never would have flown even five years ago. I think it's an amplified reflection of what's happening with gender in America as a whole.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
One thing about Detroit is that if you're behind some overloaded pickup truck with some questionable rachet straps holding down an oversized load that guy WILL be getting on the freeway, specifically the lodge.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Every time someone says JD Vance isn't a real catholic an angel gains another eyeball. 👼👼
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Being bossed around by a pitbull hits different when you're sick.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Living my preteen dream dating a man in the music industry who can pull comps for the best seats in the house at the metal show. Talk about healing your inner child.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
What practicing law in Detroit be like
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Got dragged off the record today by a court officer over a stipulated order to dismiss the judge was refusing to sign. Always thought this moment would happen over something a lot cooler then a stipulated order.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Being at a left leaning conference in Texas is such an experience. You meet a 70 yo man with the thickest southern accent on earth talking about how he wants to go to Minneapolis and fight ICE.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Headed to San Antonio today. Excited for the normal-cold weather. It's a real feel of -20 in Detroit right now.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
One of the ways I know we'll win is because the right can't fathom how we do things that take us like a few hours (if that) to organize. They're so doomed.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Tried to go to an ICE watch training today but couldn't make it because the roads were too bad from the snow storm. Once I got back home I learned that the training was at capacity and they were turning people away. During a snow storm.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I am so thankful for Pretti and Good and all the others in Minneapolis who will have lifelong physical or mental scars because of this struggle. Your sacrifices are deeply appreciated. Freedom fighters.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Found out that one of my friends is friends with TJ (Ford guy). Small world Detroit strikes again.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Bless this union town.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Soooo we all agree trying to starve a state and shooting people in the steeet are acts of war right? Like we're officially experiencing civil war?
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Absolutely gutted about Rennee Good's murder but I know that if there is one thing the people of Minneapolis can do it's stand up and fight back.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Realized today that 50% of my bridesmaids are bisexual. We travel in packs.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Saw garbage (the band) for free because my fiancee works for the venue. Got to drink for free because I organized a union with the bartender. Life has never been better.
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The most offensive Charlie Kirk takes are from east coast leftists who think that good marksmen don't exist on the left. Excuse me. The Midwest exists.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/09/2025
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today
an orange cat peeking out of a cat cave with an alert and serious expression
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Feel the same way tbh
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