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Just Kris

@nomadbytrade.bsky.social
45 followers 25 following 309 posts

Travel, toddlers, manatees, Disney, Red Wings, Slurpees, sewing, baking, dogs, books, Michigan, National Parks

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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Toddler, seated at the table actively consuming breakfast: "I was biting my wrist and now it hurts."
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol TNT couldn't cover the last 45 seconds of the Wings game?
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just your normal Friday night over here.
Photo of a curly orange wig with an orange styrofoam cone on top of it and a glue gun in the background.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For the first time in my life, I just do not give a shit about the Red Wings. Really need the new PWHL team to do some good stuff.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely someone can invent a resume intake software that can handle bullet points, a staple of every resume for my entire adult life. This does not seem like an impossible technical feat.
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD.
Threads post from @protextor


“I'd kill for my daughter."

OK. Will you risk social inconvenience by calling out your peers loudly and to their face? Or is that bare minimum real-life scenario scarier than your hypothetical one? 1/2
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Truth 💥 😡
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sending Verlander's daughter out to hug him on the mound killed me in a way I simply could not have fathomed as a college kid way back when he made his debut.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not me typing this literally as the Tigers walked it off. (They should've scored a bunch when JV was still in the game, but at least they didn't stick him with a loss.)
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verlander on the mound, "Tigers threaten but do not score," just like old times.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One last Must-See JV. Forever my favorite pitching motion.
Photo of a TV broadcast of Justin Verlander pitching in his final game for the Tigers.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Parenting tip: If you have a newly-walking toddler, get them a toy knife and let them carry it around the house. You'll thank me.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
cops doing the drug bust photo op with a bunch of rolls of toilet paper is incredible, no notes they've even got the K9 unit in the picture, give that dog a roll to play with
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do not think this plan is going to fly with my one-year-old lol. He will absolutely lead the revolution if deprived of his bananas at breakfast.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today would be a gorgeous day for fall camping so of course it's going to rain all weekend.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who tf mixed gluten free Cocoa Krispies in with the Count Chocula?
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm a bigger Ms. Rachel fan than my toddler is.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine me, in 2012, thinking that this resonated enough to pull it out of my calendar and stick it on my fridge. Only to live through the next 14 years with it following me from apartment to condo to house. Maybe if I burn it, we can fix the timeline.
Photo of an old daily someecards calendar page from 1/27/2012 reading, "It's important to keep up with horrifically bleak current events."
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gave the toddler a pretzel rod today and she proceeded to nibble the salt off of it like she was eating corn on the cob.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
25 years later, my most haunting memory of 9/11 is passing time between 2nd hour and 3rd hour after we found out about the attacks. The hallways and main staircase were always raucous and filled with shouting, but that day it was nearly silent, with just the sounds of footsteps and swish of pants.
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Jeff Domingues @jeffdomingues.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you liked your DOGE refund and your tariff rebate, you’ll love your Trump dividend.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is it even possible to leave your house anymore without someone doing something so unfathomably stupid with a vehicle that you would've been bewildered by it ten years ago?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
President Trump has an amazing ability to divert attention from an impeachable offense by doing something which raises calls for invoking the 25th Amendment.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fussy baby, teething and/or getting sick, has finally fallen asleep on my chest, but in a position where I cannot possibly get him into bed without waking him up.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still reeling from being told (negatively) that when I go into the office I just sit at my desk and do my work. Like yes, that's literally the only reason I'm there.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Extremely Michigan question: What will happen to Sandy the Pony when all the pennies are gone?
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I fear that my second born might be a future class clown.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 05/09/2026
we have strayed so far from god's light
an image of an RCA cassette to 3.5mm jack audio adapter
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National Organization for Women @nationalnow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thank you, Gloria, for showing the world what it means to speak up for women’s equality. Thank you for fighting for our rights so that every woman and every person can live with dignity, freedom, and equality. #gloriasteinem
Thank you, Gloria, for showing the world what it means to speak up for women’s equality. Thank you for fighting for our rights so that every woman and every person can live with dignity, freedom, and equality. #gloriasteinem
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Baby's shoes got wet and muddy at daycare today so I set them out on the patio table to dry in the sun. Anyway, it's now raining buckets. At least they'll be clean, I guess.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My feeds have been full of spectacularly cozy soups and casseroles and all I want to do is make each and every one of them.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Baby is walking. Now the chaos is afoot.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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Strider @reluctantranger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The guys who were zero for nine on getting countries right on a map of Africa think they are owning Canada by erasing a name used by the Native Huron people *on both sides of the border.* This Administration isn’t even in the same ballpark as stupid.
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The thing to do after a person dies is to tell the truth about them. That's why everybody is saying good stuff about Dolly Parton. She was extremely good. If you want good stuff said about you after you die then you too should be extremely good.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Found tonight's bedtime book
Photo of the cover of Coat of Many Colors by Dolly Parton with a baby's hand grabbing the book
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly heartbroken and shocked -- I'm sorry if you're hearing it from me the Parton family just announced Dolly Parton's passing. No I'm not making this up, but I am an extremely hot mess. www.instagram.com/reels/DceNXg...
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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."
38K likes, 3,435 comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whatever you call it, you just made all the goods we buy that come across our border more expensive. Michigan, he’s asking us to pay for his vanity trade war with our money.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Mario Land 1000% lives up to the hype. So much fun and I wasn't even a video game kid.
Aerial view of Universal's Mario Land with video game props in the background
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My kids are so lucky.
Homemade bucket hat with Disney snacks print sitting on a table in front of a white sewing machine
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They always have to have someone to blame, because they need a boogeyman to get votes. They still don't realize that we 👀 them for who they really are: domestic terrorists.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Checking the Disney rules to see if our baby food scissors are allowed and had a nice chuckle reminiscing about when I worked at Splash Mountain and the ride broke down so guests were being escorted out of their logs and a kid rode his Heelys right off the edge of the walkway into the flume.
Screenshot reading: containers such as baby food jars), except in the Disney Resort hotels.

Horns, whistles, large megaphones or artificial noise makers.

Recreational devices such as drones, remote-control toys, skateboards, scooters, inline skates or shoes with built-in wheels. (Highlighted)

Bicycles are permitted only in designated Disney Resort areas.

Strollers that are greater than 31" (79 cm) in width and 52" (132 cm) in length. Stroller wagons are also prohibited.

Wagons are prohibited at any theme park or water park. Wagons are prohibited at indoor venues at ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex.
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Christ can you imagine Amelia Bedelia and the Cat and the Hat together? In a metal tube rocketing through the sky?
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Just Kris @nomadbytrade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think it has just occurred to my baby that his teeth might be useful for something.
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