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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 3h
Yep, the PRoC.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 9h
He`s already the reflecting cesspool.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12h
African or European? (nah, she has never studied m python)
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12h
Harold died on January 8th, 2021 the place and cause of death have not been disclosed. 2/2
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12h
Harold Bornstein said that three people, one of them a lawyer, burst into his office and removed documents. (I`m guessing Cohen, Schiller, Calamari). Harold was instructed not to talk to the press, or else. After Biden was elected Harold did describe the event to a reporter. 1/2
Dr. Harold Bornstein.

Died 8th January, 2021. Place and cause of death have not been disclosed.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13h
The Slammer. Where one does porridge.
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HM Prison Wormwood Scrubs - Wikipedia
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 17h
And Bobbie Jr scampered out of the room the instant it happened.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 17h
Jon Stewart`s reaction to this was brilliant!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 18h
Yes, it`s dipped in olive oil.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 20h
This is the nearest I could find . . .
Photo of Mike Pence and Donald Trump in prayer.

Trump is scowling malevolently.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
US prestige?? You have to be kidding. 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Word mutilization.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Because the 25th Amendment is invoked by the Vice President and requires a 2/3 majority of cabinet members to support it. The 25th is not about the removal a rogue president. It is for the smooth transfer of power when the president is incapacitated.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In July 2017 Kaplan left Paul Weiss to start her own practice Kaplan Hecker & Fink LLP, a law firm dedicated to commercial litigation and public interest matters. She departed her firm in June 2024, creating a new partnership, Kaplan Martin, with litigator Timothy S. Martin and others.
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Roberta Kaplan - Wikipedia
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
❝ He who go through airport turn stile sideways is going to Bangkok ❞
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sorry!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At least they always apologise after breaking all your limbs.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who knew that morning has a ‘g’ at the end! (and all her other gerunds)
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yikes!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At least it`s only one day.
Columbus and Co. on the beach with Native Americans to one side.

Caption: I didn't steal your meme.
I DISCOVERED it.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😂 You’ll be getting some stern looks.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Bard, I have a question: How do flies ‘land’ on the ceiling? Barrel roll or back flip?
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤔 Still good, though.
I can't believe it's not Satire! - spoof logo
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was made to last. (a load of old cobblers joke)
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tujungadude, but pissed and sad @tujungadude.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[client I need a nice big bowl [potter] how big? [client] oh, about a foot
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Have you ever gone through the totally demeaning process of immigrating to the “united states”? I have.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
confused schnauzer for me.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not really — half of a third is one sixth.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pavarotti approves 👏 🏆
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump does not have lashes. YOU LIE!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many months until the “winner”? Twenny?
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You were lucky. We lived in shoe box in middle o`t road. Every morning we`d get up, eat a handful of hot gravel and walk uphill, both ways, to school. You try telling younger generation that today . . .
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
. . . and then the lightning strike . . .
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That`s a very large piece of paper. Two sheets of A4 would be enough.
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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tuesday 6th October 2026: The LOTFW claims that “millions of barrels” of oil transited through me in recent days He added that the opposition's oil minister “just quit” & that he said ‘We have no economy, we have no oil, we have nothing" Your guess is as good as mine, but I'm still closed
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you not say the number of people rather than the amount? Do you quantify them by the ton?
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mouth open. Eyes closed.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No idea . . .
Mock family portrait involving Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell holding a bald baby Donald Trump.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My first major overseas assignment was in 1982. I baby-sat one of our dual machines at the World`s Fair in Knoxville, TN. It was also during the Falklands war.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Harold The Barrel cut off his toes and he served them all for tea. He can`t go far. (Genesis ~ Nursery Chrymes)
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just moved out of an upstairs apartment. This photo perfectly depicts the gentleman who lived downstairs.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😆 The pink polo shirt . . . and the mustard stains. McClosky sued his own father. And destroyed his neighbor`s beehives. And ran for the US Senate.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But when the text message is deleted, the energy flows back into the grid. Not many people know this.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
$19.49 each. Bargain!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay Betty, but I wouldn`t call Sarah Huckabee Sanders ‘nimble’.
Cartoon of Donald Trump June 30th 2017, at a rally. His angry face is surrounded by speech bubbles:

"I'd like to punch him in the face."

"Maybe he shoud have been roughed up."

"Part of the problem is no one wants to hurt each other anymore."

"I dont't know if I'll do the fighting myself or if other people will."

"The audience hit back. That's what we need a little bit more of"

"If you do (hurt him), I will defend you in court, don't worry about it."

"I'll beat the crap out of you."

"Knock the crap out of him, eould you? I promise you, I will pay your legal fees."

At the bottom, a quote from Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "The President in no way, form or fashion has ever promoted or encouraged violence."
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nurse Gladys? (Open All Hours)
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love faggots with mushy peas. And just a sprinkle of that white pepper. I like rissoles too!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald JOHN Trump.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ring a ring of roses, a pocket full of posies, attishoo, attishoo, we all fall down. 👻
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The oven mitts — adorable 😍
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