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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wednesday 30th September 2026: The opposition said that the only way to end the war is for the LOTFW to admit defeat & be forced to leave the region The opposition has also called upon US citizens to take to the streets & protest against the LOTFW who they accused of using their nuclear program

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Monday 28th September 2026: The LOTFW has rejected the opposition's seven day plan to open me & has said he will win the war "very soon" Unfortunately, when the LOTFW says "very soon," nobody can work out his frame of reference I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sunday 27th September 2026: The opposition claims to have intercepted & captured one of the LOTFW's "state of the art" autonomous underwater vehicles (drones) in my waters & have instructed experts to retrieve the data The LOTFW has said these claims are untrue I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Friday 25th September 2026: The opposition has offered the LOTFW a deal to open me within 7 days "if the necessary conditions are met" These conditions are apparently contained within June's memorandum of understanding The LOTFW said he is in no rush to reach a deal I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thursday 24 September 2026: Negotiations between the warring parties have taken place regarding a phased deal. This deal would require the LOTFW to lift economic sanctions on the opposition & the opposition to reopen me. Apparently I am "the" central bargaining chip 😎 Until then, I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wednesday 23rd September 2026: The opposition told UN General Assembly that "warfare knows no borders" & they won’t allow their neighbours to use me to "impose their aggressions" They said they're "ready for dialogue, diplomacy & negotiations without accepting the language of force” I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tuesday 22nd September 2026: Following the LOTFW's comments at the UN general assembly about driving the opposition "into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness or generations”, his special envoy met with them to discuss a possible return to negotiations I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sunday 20th September 2026: The opposition has conveyed its terms for opening me to the LOTFW through mediators These conditions are “an end to the war on all fronts, the release of frozen funds and an end to the naval blockade” (that last one is about me 😎) In the meantime, I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saturday 19th September 2026: A spokesman for the LOTFW's Central Command said that the military has facilitated the passage of more than one billion barrels of oil through me in recent months Odd as I am still "closed"

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Friday 18th September 2026: The opposition attacked a 2nd tanker "attempting an illegal crossing" of me today The LOTFW said he's considering whether to launch a major assault in order to "annihilate" the opposition, adding "anything could happen with me" (ain't that the truth?) I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wednesday 16th September 2026: The price of oil remains high Despite being asked by the Chinese to reopen me & return to the interim peace deal, the opposition said they would "fight on until the last drop of blood" & would not resume peace talks until their conditions are met I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Monday 14th September 2026: An oil tanker passing through me hit a sea mine & exploded earlier The LOTFW said that the opposition "badly" wants a deal The opposition's meeting with regional representatives has been postponed Oil prices remain high & I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sunday 13th September 2026: Sabre rattle, attack, announce peace plan Rinse & repeat (ad infinitum) I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Saturday 12th September 2026: The LOTFW said the war will end "very soon," probably after the midterms He has asked tankers wishing to sail thru me only to go at certain times because of the risk of nighttime attacks The opposition & Oman have agreed on a shipping route thru me I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Friday 11th September 2026: The opposition plans to meet with regional representatives to focus on my security They will say that if they can't export oil, then nobody else can They said diplomacy should begin with the “evacuation & expulsion” of the LOTFW'S forces from the region I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Thursday 10th September 2026: The opposition said it captured one of the LOTFW'S "cutting edge sea drones" They said “It came in cocky, like a tourist who doesn't read signs. Our guys picked it up like a plastic bottle in a fishing net. Fully intact. Still blinking like an idiot" I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Wednesday 9th September 2026: Things are escalating The opposition attacked 10 of the LOTFW'S vessels in retaliation for the LOTFW sinking 5 of their tankers The price of oil is the highest it has been since July - people will be making money I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Tuesday 8th September 2026: The opposition said that it captured "one of the most modern, intelligent, unmanned submarines of the American terrorist army at the entrance to the Strait of Hormuz” (that's me 😎) The LOTFW said the drone captured by the opposition was defective I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Monday 7th September 2026: The LOTFW has said that I am fully open & under his control The number of vessels that have passed through me has fallen to the lowest levels since May Oil prices are at a six week high I am closed despite the LOTFW'S claims

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sunday 6th September 2026: The opposition claimed to have hit one of the LOTFW'S unmanned vessels however the LOTFW has said that this is untrue The opposition stated that it will introduce an exclusion zone outside me & any ships entering that exclusion zone will be sanctioned I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Saturday 5th September 2026: The LOTFW said that he has hit three of the opposition's tankers near my Kharg Island So it continues.... I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Friday 4th September 2026: The LOTFW has been emotionally blackmailing South Korea to join his war South Korea is weighing up its options I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thursday 3rd September 2026: The LOTFW has reiterated that he is in control of me & that he has many boats passing through me loaded with oil The opposition has warned of "dark months ahead" I am getting bored with this now Still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Wednesday 2nd September 2026: The LOTFW is still causing havoc, and I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dear Fragile Orange one I am, & always will be, The Strait of "Hormuz"

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Tuesday 1st September 2026: The LOTFW has been hitting more of the opposition's military targets The opposition has vowed a response "several times greater" than the LOFTW's attacks I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Monday 31st August 2026: The LOTFW posted more deranged AI videos on his social media account, which the opposition described as "laughable" In response to the LOTFW'S attack on their rocket launchers, the opposition launched attacks on the LOFTW'S military bases So it continues I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sunday 30th August 2026: The LOTFW has attacked two of the opposition's rocket launchers on my Larak Island I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Saturday 29th August 2026: The LOTFW is posting deranged AI videos of birds carrying rifles on his social media platform He is insane & and I do not belong to him I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Friday 28th August 2026: The LOTFW clains that I have been de-mined & that it is safe to pass through me The opposition says it has "decisive control" of me & that the LOTFW continues to lie about my status in order to influence energy prices They both think they control me 😏 I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Thursday 27th August 2026: The opposition said that it is preparing a list of conditions that the LOTFW must abide by before it will open me Sounds hopeful I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Wednesday 26th August 2026: The LOTFW has called me "A very functioning strait" & said that "a lot of oil is pouring out" of me Bit personal The opposition claimed that I belong to them & Oman I am still "closed" (despite the fact that "a lot of oil is pouring out" of me)

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Tuesday 25th August 2026: The LOTFW said that he has removed all mines from me The opposition & Oman have agreed a temporary route through me Still officially closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Monday 24th August 2026: The opposition described the LOTFW's new sanctions, meant to create "economic onslaught," a "political show" They said this policy is even weaker than the LOFTW's "maximum pressure policy that failed" during his 1st term I am closed (despite the tankers traversing me)

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Sunday 23rd August 2026: The opposition has threatened the LOTFW with “earthquake-like” retaliation in response to his threats to wage "Economic Warfare and Isolation on an unprecedented scale” on them. That Memorandum of Understanding obviously went well, then I remain closed for the foreseeable

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Friday 21st August 2026: The LOTFW reiterated that he has total control of me The opposition described the LOTFW's threat to impose crushing economic sanctions as "doomed to failure" The head of the opposition's Security said the LOTFW will be forced to apologise & leave the region I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Thursday 20th August 2026: The LOTFW's military has created a stealth channel that allows oil tankers to traverse me in the dead of night This has resulted in about 15 -20 tankers per night passing through me, equating to approx 10 million barrels of oil per day I see nothing & am still "closed"

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Wednesday 19th August 2026: I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tuesday 18th August 2026: The LOTFW appears to have renamed me according to a post on his social media, which depicts a map of me with a blue circle marked "NEW US Territory" I OBJECT AND REMAIN CLOSED!

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Monday 17th August 2026: The LOTFW said he has total control over me & will bomb Oman if it gets in the way of peace talks with the opposition (odd as Oman negotiators were in peace talks with the opposition)

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Sunday 16th August 2026: In response to the LOTFW's declaration that I will soon be a US territory, one of the opposition's military commanders has threatened to break the LOTFW's legs He added that the LOTFW's forces no longer have permission to enter me I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Saturday 15th August 2026: In response to yesterday's declaration by the LOTFW that I will soon be a US territory, the opposition has said that until he accepts the reality of defeat & "indulging in fantasies " I will remain closed So obviously, I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Friday 14th August 2026: The LOTFW said he'll soon declare that I am a US territory The opposition said I "can not be seized by tweet, nor by aircraft carrier, nor by issuing an order, nor by an election speech" They pointed out I've been Iranian, am Iranian & will remain Iranian I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wednesday 12th August 2026: The LOTFW claimed that he has "total control" over me & thinks he will keep me 😨 He said that "everyone" is calling his naval blockade of me "A WALL OF STEEL" The LOTFW may be in need of some sort of medical intervention Oil stockpiles are depleted & I remain closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Tuesday 11th August 2026: Everything much the same except that oil prices have risen & the Very Brave LOTFW hid in a catering truck in order to board a flight to Turkey last month I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Monday 10th August 2026: The LOTFW said he will seek compensation "for all of the people that the opposition has killed… in many conflicts” The opposition has reiterated that I will remain closed until its demands are met The price of oil has risen I am closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sunday 9th August 2026: The LOTFW said he is only "semi-negotiating" with the opposition & he is just watching them. He said "it will work out., it's like a chess game" Bluster The opposition said they are not negotiating with the LOTFW (see yesterday's list of demands) I am still closed

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Saturday 8th August 2026: The opposition has issued a list of demands The LOTFW must: Never threaten them again Permanently end the war Lift the naval blockade & withdraw its military "Completely compensate" them for war damage Lift sanctions & "unconditionally"release frozen assets /1

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Friday 7th August 2026: There are rumours that the LOTFW needs an "off-ramp" for his war, but he has denied running out of precision long-range missiles & apparently has "massive amounts" Oil prices have risen Despite other countries signing a defence pact, there is no update on when I'll be open

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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Thursday 6th August 2026: The opposition is on the verge of signing a deal with Oman to reopen me It is also considering a plan to ban the LOTFW from transiting me until they are compensated for war damage The LOTFW, a master strategist, says that everything is going very well I am closed

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