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Noah

@nojath.bsky.social
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Video game / meme collector · Husband · 2x half-marathoner Tech Recruiter · Ex-journalist I want ramen. (he/him)

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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 3h
This being the last thing I see I my first FE Three Houses is soooo funny, man 💀
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 3h
Cable TV is so bad that American Horror Story is on its 13th season. Let that sink in. Should have stopped after two.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 7h
2026-2026
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 9h
what the fuck?
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 9h
Usually do speed work on Wednesdays but the long travel day yesterday made that inadvisable #run #running #runsky #strava #marathontraining
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 15h
Think I left a bag of running clothes (nice shirt, two pairs of shorts, socks) in my hotel in Massachusetts and I'm so fucking pissed
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Final boss fight in Three Houses is complete horse shit Fully healing at the end of every turn when you have 4 health bars that get bigger with each successive health bar is DOUBLE HORSE SHIT being surrounded by tanky adds that also have multiple health bars is TRIPLE HORSE SHIT this fight blows!
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had to do it to 'em
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Paul @oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
George Costanza focusing to shift into turbo
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Baloolax- Doujima H38, DOKOMI 5C35, OFFKAI, VEXPO @baloolax.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Angel's Egg (1985) trying out something different with this one.
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cool guy randy! @coolguyrandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bought a Steam Machine.
Steam Machine purchase invoice.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At a family wedding in Worcester. It's at a science museum and they have a interactive baseball exhibit. The "batter's stance" exhibit uses a Xbox Kinect as a camera. Maybe the one Xbox product that's had longevity despite being a complete mainstream failure.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC died??? What the fuck RIP, you bastard. Way too soon.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At a family wedding in Worcester. It's at a science museum and they have a interactive baseball exhibit. The "batter's stance" exhibit uses a Xbox Kinect as a camera. Maybe the one Xbox product that's had longevity despite being a complete mainstream failure.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars The Lonely Island!
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday #LongRun consisted of a nice 20 miles on the treadmill... Watches 2.5 movies! #run #running #runsky #strava #marathontraining Don't particularly recommend this, but when it's been raining for days and 15-20 mph wind gusts hit ya, ya don't have much of a choice.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would love to visit Boston one day and the weather be DECENT
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nor'easter hammering Massachusetts means I can't go outside and see the sights. Treadmill it is for today's 7-mile #run #running #runsky #strava #marathontraining
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally got to sleep after 2 a.m. thanks to 7-8 hours of travel. Less than 4 hours of sleep? No problem. Time to get 7 miles in.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally got to sleep after 2 a.m. thanks to 7-8 hours of travel. Less than 4 hours of sleep? No problem. Time to get 7 miles in.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been playing Three Houses. Really enjoying it. This, though... Pretty sure you can't have a pulse if you don't have a heartbeat. Like, a pulse is literally your heart beating.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bojack Horseman at 44 means someone at the NYT knows ball, at least. My personal favorite TV show ever.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT'S COLD. #running #run #runsky #strava #marathontraining
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well, looks like I've gained like 5 pounds during this marathon block. That's what eating 3000-4000 calories a day will do to you, I guess.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
man am I gonna have to run 20 miles on a goddamn treadmill on Sunday?
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can tell ya one thing: I'm not all that worried about aging out of the job market because I'm among the last group of young folks who can think independently without a bot telling me what to do or how to do it.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is cold and wet in NC today and that makes for an interesting recovery #run when it's still dark out. #running #runsky #strava #marathontraining
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chilly, wind whipping, rain falling, up hill BOTH ways (not even kidding). Got it done. #running #run #runsky #strava #marathontraining
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Patient Zero? Cleveland? What is Taylor Swift trying to say?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brian at a store with the text:
I just saved hundreds by switching to self checkout and fucking stealing
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The PS1 episode of @intothecast.bsky.social made me go pick this up
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Senne @lammens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
11 miles with 7 at tempo pace, coming in hot...
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking forward tapering in this training block because I'm honestly a bit tired of eating this goddamn much
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would like to remind everyone that none of the franchises Xbox is known for (other than Forza) were ideated in-house by studios they owned at the time Halo? nope, development was before Xbox even existed Gears? roots go back to at least 2000/2001 at Epic Fable? nope, Molyneux had to come to them
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/09/2026
Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would like to remind everyone that none of the franchises Xbox is known for (other than Forza) were ideated in-house by studios they owned at the time Halo? nope, development was before Xbox even existed Gears? roots go back to at least 2000/2001 at Epic Fable? nope, Molyneux had to come to them
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
first journalist to call out Asha Sharma on her bullshit in a 1:1 interview gets a lifetime Patreon sub from yours truly
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i still want a steam machine
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Mike Minotti @tolkoto.com · 22/09/2026
Renaming a developer to “Halo Studios” and now being like “btw they aren’t making the next Halo” is just incredible
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Noah @nojath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the constant Xbox stuff is exhausting on its own but it's doubly exhausting seeing games media pretend like it's some sort of surprise/disaster every time. Like, guys, c'mon. We've been through this like 10 times at this point.
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