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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 22h
That’s a kite with wheels. It moves like it weighs nine pounds.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If that is “conspiracy laced,” imagine what uncut conspiracy must be.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like that you guys are buzzfeed now.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It was inevitable that reactionary centrists would turn against harm reduction and call for a return to mass incarceration
theatlantic.com
The Cities That Said Yes to Drugs
Policies that gave addicts clean needles and places to use drugs were intended to reduce harm. They created a “zombie apocalypse.”
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Decides robbing the rich is bad and becomes a NYT columnist
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Soon they’ll all be like this,
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fewer jets flew over the Super Bowl in Feb.
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Blaise Bailey Finnegan IV @stuthelimey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just over the border, probably a bunch of massholes looking for tax free hotwives
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🦇 John Sununu is in the Epstein Files 🎃 @karenblackpilled.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s remarkable cope on Elon’s part to say someone else is unattractive when he looks like a landlord painted over him
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy anniversary of this not happening
Screengrab of a Twitter post about Marvel weirdo Joe Russo predicting a fully AI movie by April of last year
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
given that “ai usage” amounts to typing into a prompt bar, I don’t understand how people even *could* be left behind.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Pretty sure the other guy is the token republican from the Pod Save universe.
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🥭MANGO - Comms Open @mgosketches.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I made a papercraft just for this
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 26/02/2026
"The Corporations don't intrinsically have souls, but they've got rights. The only corpo that contained a soul was Costco - the only one born with a soul. The Chamber of Commerce was empty, you see. These things are just vessels. That's why I'm going to destroy them. Because I hate them."
Ritsuko Akagi from Evangelion episode 23, as she prepares to destroy the dummy plug system
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Who are these companies with ski outings? I would like to apply as their ski ace. I can also do email.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Bro needs to leave a little uncool for the rest of us.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What’s sort of sad about the billionaires is at one point they at least had ambition. They had to see something that didn’t exist and imagine it being there, and now they all dress like Ronnie from Jersey Shore and go to Imagine Dragons concerts
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We have a running joke in VFX: “what was your trick for making that shot look great?” “planning.”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Turkey for six, Mac and cheese for seventeen.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
As someone who makes a living removing powerlines from period movies, I disagree. I mean, it is a silly job and if no person or program did it ever again only a few people would care, but it’s my job. Anywhere that shit touches is money that’s not being paid to people.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Her only noteworthy skill being the Nancy Regan of wrestling. What a piece of shit.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
But for insurance companies specifically, that doesn’t make them money. Given how much effort they have spent in government it’s shocking they’d be okay losing what is a huge cash cow. They get tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars per-person presently via subsidies to keep healthcare “affordable”
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
insurance is already at the 10x rate, but the govt paid insurance companies the difference via a subsidy. It’s a shit system, but one that guaranteed a lot of money for insurance companies. If that subsidy goes away it’s all lost revinue.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I don’t understand why insurance companies aren’t more up in arms about this. I know they suck and all that, but they were getting a lot of government money from this.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Kills me that he couldn’t even give it an original name. An epic dullard.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
the thing about The Groupchat is the way they talk around presidential authorization that *really* makes it seem like the whole group is, technically, freelancing from an executive that is checked out or incapable
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Yup. They’re background actors in a Marvel movie, making dissatisfied faces and waiting for the Avengers to show up and save everyone.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It’s a little language police-y but if the sides were switched, republicans would say, “must resign.” Using “should” presupposes that he won’t, reinforcing the general Dem message of, “someone should really do something about this,” as they look around and let it all happen.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I’ve had similar struggles and went to a Tesla protest today. The variety and number of people honking in support helped more than I expected.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My hunch is that even though a film shutter does scan across the film frame, it doesn’t do the line-by-line readout of a CMOS sensor which makes it more forgiving.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I can’t say how prevalent it is. The problem exists. Part of my job is fixing these split frames. My experience leads me to believe it’s a common issue. Not the worst thing as it’s usually only a single frame that needs to be painted up.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This is tricky with most digital cameras, as they utilize a rolling shutter. Single frame events like a muzzle flash will often end up half captured, with part of the frame lit up and another part having not recorded the flash. Looks like utter shit, which is another reason people go fully fake.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Looks like someone shaved the Beast Titan.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Right up there with “robot that cares for your children.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It’s pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that he’s having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The stock market enters its “keto phase”.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“I for one will stand proudly under this shower of piss and shit,”
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
“We’re Republican 2!”
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If only, but that is Sugarbush South.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I need video of him skiing. Someone must have something. Did he have secret service ride the lift with him? So many questions.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 20/02/2025
Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I used to think the market would sort it out, but Boeing has done fine despite high profile problems, so it doesn’t seem like the free market cares about crashing planes, which only leaves lawsuits as a way to force a better situation.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Tip for authors: lie and say you wrote your novel with this. Meta will shower you with PR and once it dies down you come clean and the “controversial novel” sells like hotcakes.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Looks like Vance doesn’t know which word is pluralized in “Attorney General”
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Do it. Once it gets boring start to do sequence breaks (straight to the forest!), dive into the false depth chalices to get OP early, fight bosses with people, fight people. So much good stuff in that game.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This account is elder abuse.
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Thick French Toast @noisedragon.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Weird how badly they want to be retired, but they won’t retire.
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