Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 11/09/2026bUt mRnA cAn KiLL ustatic.klipy.comSpongebob Funny DanceAlt: Derpy Spongebob 000 0
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 20/08/2026Imagine his outrage if he saw someone crossing this same intersection with no painted crosswalk *without* having pressed the button 040 4
Reposted by Noel LoiteringChristopher Owen @oysta.au · 20/08/2026found another new type of guy 4594262459 4.3K
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 17/08/2026That’s just the hook to get you to read the rest of the list 0180 18
Reposted by Noel LoiteringMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026There are only three possible futures: a) everyone in the Trump admin goes to jail, rule of law partially restored; b) Dems retaliate in full, and maybe that's a deterrent; c) neither (a) nor (b), so lawless authoritarianism wins again, and when Republicans regain power they ramp it up even more. 602171608 2.2K
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 25/07/2026And yet I still feel like I see way too many of these dumb fucking things 000 0
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comKelvin Gemstone from The Righteous GemstonesAlt: Kelvin Gemstone blinking flirtatiously 050 5
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 16/07/2026@johnnelsonmaps.bsky.social thank you for the introduction to hand map technology. I've never seen a more disarming presentation. 000 0
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 16/07/2026Release notes: improved efficiency of brain poisoning by 5% 000 0
Reposted by Noel LoiteringPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375811720 7.6K
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comSure-sure-sureAlt: John Candy sure-sure-sure 010 1
Reposted by Noel LoiteringCREW @citizensforethics.org · 13/07/2026GREAT NEWS: A judge just voided President Trump's settlement with the IRS granting him immunity from audits and referred a Trump lawyer and DOJ officials who signed off on the settlement to state bar authorities to determine if their actions violated legal ethics rules. 421964658 2K
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 06/07/2026The announcers in that video said "looks like handball" right away... 220 2
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 06/07/2026This happened to me on iOS yesterday. Seemed normal after quitting and relaunching the app. I hope it's just a bug. 010 1
Reposted by Noel LoiteringTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them 764259617156 26K
Reposted by Noel LoiteringBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Dem establishment and Dem centrists can wring their hands and complain about the results in Colorado. Or they can learn a lesson: Their repudiation was in large part about their perceived unwillingness to stand up firmly and unhesitatingly to Trump. So start doing so! 731765334 1.8K
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 27/06/2026The OG shrimp discoursestatic.klipy.comBenjamin Bufford Blue: Ways How To Cook ShrimpAlt: Benjamin Bufford Blue: Ways How To Cook Shrimp 1952 95
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 26/06/2026I’ll never know because the idea of going to Culver’s and ordering anything but a butterburger is unfathomable 110 1
Reposted by Noel LoiteringBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/06/202621st century America is a multiracial democracy whose commerce, culture and cuisine reflect the influence of immigrants from every country on earth. The only people seemingly unable to assimilate into this society are white Republicans. 652779728 2.8K
Reposted by Noel LoiteringTim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth 11373241903 7.3K
Reposted by Noel LoiteringAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years. 14864792578 6.5K
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 16/06/2026Pretty sure I’ve seen this at a church basement potluck 1120 12
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 14/06/2026static.klipy.comI Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic ReactionAlt: Michael Bluth I Don't Know What I Expected meme 010 1
Reposted by Noel Loiteringarr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs. 434153704205 15.4K
Reposted by Noel Loiteringtay 🇵🇸🚫🧊 @teeelzee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026everyone chanting “egg egg egg” for this baby loon to hatch. wow it’s been a long winter and I just love south mpls so so much 533980 339
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 28/04/2026Yes, because when you make buses more convenient, more people ride the bus and get out of their cars, dipshit 000 0
Noel Loitering @noel.blue · 22/04/2026Saw a portapotty tagged with “ICE HQ” today. I love Minneapolis. 020 2