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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 24m
Collins: My plan is to talk about libruhls and taxes and Hahsan Piker and Muhslims Ossoff: My plan is I'm invading Normandy.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 3h
You shouldn't use Claude or GPT for therapy. But if you do, it'll make it easier to have them put your son into the game with you (no the version who isn't a disappointment) .
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 13h
Holy shit
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 18h
On the internet?!
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Calliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 21h
"The Singularity Is Near" no, the Singularity Is Here. All That Is Solid Has Melted Into Air. It's impossible to understand modernity from the framework of the 16th century, or the 6th. Humans setting foot on the South Pole would be unfathomable then, never mind the moon.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 22h
"We will never have human error involving a really obvious and dumb mistake" is always a losing proposition
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 22h
FAQ question #1: Will trade turn you gay? FAQ question #1 for Romans: Will trade turn you into a bottom?
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 23h
The first rule of war in the Big Book of War is "Don't do war*" *If you can help it
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Between this and Yarvin, we must unironically RETVRN to a time when people were afraid of saying Nazi shit in public.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you take more than 50ms to think about it, you realize Juniper's claim cannot be true because, for one, babies are generally not conscripted.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People may not realize this, but babies can in fact tell if a person is there or not based on if they see them. You're gonna need to train an AI model to project a realistic video image of you that can respond to stimuli. Also one that can provide warmth and tactile feedback like being held
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to make it rhyme terribly.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Next up on 60 Minutes: Grandpa is about to believe he's having a stroke"
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
>Opening top-secret my sealed orders and just seeing "Do the thing."
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Step 1: ???? Step 2: Remove the enemy's will to fight Step 3: Victory
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm calling it. He's gonna put tariffs on oil to try to lower gas prices .
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone is posting fantasy races, but the answer is obviously Homo sapiens as a whole Homo habilius? Dusted Homo erectus? Finished Homo neanderthalensis? Wasted Homo antecessor? Evolutionary dead end Homo florensiensis? More like homo florensiended Homo sapiens #1 baby!
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Karl Popper wrote an entire book to say "If someone is trying to kill you and your tolerant society, you are 100% allowed to kill them back. Duh."
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 07/10/2026
"The conservative project called for the eradication of transgenderism from public life entirely; it never said 'but we'll stop if trans people concede somewhat.'" www.liberalcurrents.com/concede-noth...
Concede Nothing

Trans people are who we say we are, and we will fight and organize on those grounds.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People fought, killed, and died for the fundamental idea that all people are born free, equal, and with inalienable rights! Many were often hypocritical and did not go far enough, but they did in fact fight, kill, and die for that idea. The responsibility for fully realizing it is now on us.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liberalism is incredibly radical (laudatory)! Representative democracy is incredibly radical (laudatory)!
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It would have at least been kinda funny if they just stopped at "DNC releases preemptive election autopsy"
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I disagree, mainly on the grounds that it doesn't qualify as a joke
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme of girl saying "waow" and thinking "Based based based based based based"
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ace Combat 2 had crazy water graphics
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We were fools. The right have always been good at comedy! The comedy:
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Sideshow Bob Rake
Alt: Sideshow Bob surrounded by rakes and stepping on each one. The Simpsons
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God:
Man shouting "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We have forcibly transed Draco Malfoy. This is a bold anti-trans statement." ????
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man wearing a powdered wig squinting at a page
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Independent apolitical thinker" >Looks inside "Republican voter who believes the moon landing was faked by dinosaurs living on the underside of the flat Earth to cause autism"
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a good outfit!
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought this was a set up for a joke but...people are doing what to who for what?
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I despise seeing what’s really going on stuffed into a “but critics say” clause.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Say what you will about Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn, but she put out a good video. Unintentionally. Depending on your definition of good.
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean who else are they gonna send? RFK Jr. is only capable of talking in Black Speech
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I suppose letting them get nuked is the ultimate way of screwing over someone who you benefited from.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every so often He likes to remind us of His stance on subtly
Man shouting "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This does not rule out the possibility that there is a God and He is evil
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excuse me, they're called exploratory analyses. Will we conduct a confirmatory follow-up study with pre-registered analyses? Well, I mean yeah. (If a reviewer makes us.)
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I request it for us, but not for the GOP. Let them panic.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Racism Park, located in the Intolerant Sector of the galaxy"
Man and woman in front of a star map of a solar system? Node? named "Intolerant" Vector 06.26
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meth is a hell of a drug but it doesn't give you visions of Heaven. Racism is also a hell of a drug and I guess it makes you think meth is magic.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Something something material conditions* *Material conditions are price of borgor, too many immigrants, Glonzo, or {undefined}
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 05/10/2026
This is *the* main continuity between neo-fascism and the 20th Century variety. Erich Fromm argued exactly this in "Escape From Freedom," saying that modernity left many alienated and socially dislocated--and fascist strongmen promised to restore meaning and purpose to their lives.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 05/10/2026
If that sounds like fascist anti-feminism's appeal to women, well, you're understanding something deeply endemic to fascism. Freedom sustains equality, and equality was anethema to both the old systems that modernity replaced, and the false past fascism seeks to recreate.
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would not have recognized Brazil without the speedo
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dawg
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do think this should put some of the hand-wringing over the uniquely sinful American electorate, uniquely feckless institutions, etc in perspective. The truth is that there is a large trans-national constituency of people who actively want this. They aren’t deceived. They want this.
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