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Nobby Nobster

@nobbyserenow.bsky.social
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Just trying to find some sanity. My girls, my dog, the beach, vinyl music, Somerset cricket, oh and football!! Chronic illness survivor #LFC #YNWA Live life like a pirate! #Cornwall

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@chasedbywasps - i like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When your roller on a stick isn't long enough! Arse! 🤣
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/Aiu5Fr7-hFQ?...
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Is There Anybody Out There?
YouTube video by PINK FLOYD - Topic
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Three Kings documentary BBC4 a must watch for any football fans. Thank me later
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The Board of Peace Is an Abject Failure, and Palestinians Are Paying the Price" It promised to bring ‘everlasting peace’: Gaza was to be rebuilt; military operations halted; ‘full aid’ given... It has failed on every count. From Zeteo UK:
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The Board of Peace Is an Abject Failure, and Palestinians Are Paying the Price
It promised to bring ‘everlasting peace’: Gaza was to be rebuilt; military operations halted; ‘full aid’ given; and an International Stabilisation Force set up. It has failed on every count.
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes the simplest wish really is the smartest one. #CalvinandHobbes #QuietMoments
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Agree with him or not, that was the speech of a leader. Geddon Andy!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I discovered two things yesterday Firstly, my cock is the same length as two Argos pencils Secondly, I have a lifetime ban at Argos!
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“Rebellious Scots” 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @markrich68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇵🇸 Repeatedly and randomly zoom into Gaza on Google Maps, and it’s just utter devastation 🙏 “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” 1984, George Orwell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀🇮🇪🇵🇸🍉
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning all. Its another fine day, safe in the knowledge that are borders are being protected! Have a great one everyone x
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sanddancer83.bsky.social @sanddancer83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂😂
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well played young man! What a knock
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning one and all. I for one am happy and safe in the knowledge that our borders are now protected. Have a great day!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i just read that alcohol, dairy, and cheese are bad for my autoimmune disorder, so starting today, no more reading
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks for all the advice guys. Varnish it is. The bits that are currently black will remain black, just need repainting.
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leave me alone with a sander for a week and im dangerous. I needed to sand back my front door as the last paint job was awful. A week later, I cant do much at a time, and im almost finished. Quick question, paint it back again or leave it and varnish it? Appreciate any honest answers!
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I won't judge anyone on the colour of their skin, their religion, their country of origin, what they do for a living, or how they live their life privately. But I will judge you on whether you are a cunt, or not. Don't be a cunt.
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David/Trout 2.0 @trout61.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is 😗👌 👏👏👏👏 #Farage #Reform
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just a reminder to all those who believe these men are here to save our women and children. If they have a gimp mask on in the streets, I wouldn't trust em!
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy times, in my happy place, on a sunny September afternoon! Hope you are all having a good day. My body has been screaming for some warmth again. Annnnnnnd.....relax.
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Couldnt have happened to a nicer bloke
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James Skelly @jamesskelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Check out the new @thecoral.bsky.social video for ‘You and Me(and the Beautiful Sea) Directed by @jamesslater77.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmF3...
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The Coral - You And Me (And The Beautiful Sea) (Official)
YouTube video by TheCoralVEVO
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening all! Hope you all havehad a good day? Funnest response on t'internet today!!
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn poem just dropped.
[The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]:
 
  comm   n pr  ble    whe    writin    p   ems
in the shape of decid o   s trees
is t  at once t   ere ar   ives
the fir   t sti   rings of    he new aut   mn breeze,  
  he       oems will begi    to shake    hemselves ge   tly  
  ntil their letters loos   n like leaves,
an they d start to float down
then
 
[The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase]

turntomushuponthegroun

[The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Peaceful evening in the garden! 🤣
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Top 5 Albums when I was 18 Pixies - Surfer Rosa Talk Talk - Spirit of Eden NWA - Straight Outta Compton REM - Green Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The funniest thing on the Internet today! Have a good day all x
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Matt David @fatmattmooch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Hidden Costs of Living with a Chronic IllnessCRPS AwarenessActivityMinimum Recovery TimeGoing out for a walk1 DayCleaning your bedroom6 HoursCooking a meal2–3 HoursDoing laundry4 HoursMedical paperwork / insurance calls8 HoursHaving visitors1–2 DaysRunning errands2 DaysGoing out with friends4 DaysAttending a doctor's appointment1 DayTaking public transport1 DayShowering or washing your hair1–2 HoursAttending a social event2–5 DaysGrocery shoppingUnpredictableEmotional stress or a flare-upUnpredictable'Not sleeping wellFull-body impact for several daysTrying to "act normal"Mentally and physically drainingEnergy isn't just about effort—it's about recovery. Every small task has a cost.This is what life with Lupus and other chronic illnesses can really look like.Raising awareness. Empowering warriors. Advocating for change.
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 19/09/2026
'Facism thrives when you let it.' Portsmouth RNLI temporarily suspended services after volunteers received abuse following an anti-migration protest. @mrjamesob.bsky.social says it's one of the most 'disgusting' stories he's heard throughout his career.
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The entire lot of them are ex public school boys. As embedded in the establishment as the monarchy. I was forced to go to boarding school and know exactly what these 'boys' are like. Dont believe a word of their rhetoric and lies.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"A study by King’s College London has found something pretty striking. Reform voters think 50% of Londoners are Muslim. The actual figure is 15% ... So you have to ask: where do these perceptions come from?" www.facebook.com/permalink.ph... via Reform Are Not Your Friends
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Piss Wank Cunt Prick Calm It Mate! Its Just Swearing...
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Reform UK scare story of a non-white take-over of the UK is pure fantasy ...
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Paint me like one of your French ladies!" The dog is a tart!
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That'll make you row faster! River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...
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River that is home to 500 crocodiles chosen to host 2032 Olympic rowing and canoe events
A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just waiting for the varnish to go off, it's as exciting as watching paint dry! 🤣🤔😬
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An image of a newspaper advertisement showing a woman sitting fully clothed on a toilet with her feet elevated on a white step stool. Large black headline text on the left side reads: "Make pooping easier by elevating your knees and feet, so you're in a squatting position". Below the advertisement is a social media comment from Xavier reading: "...and remember to pull down your pants."
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just answered the door to the postman who jovially asked me if I was off to Portsmouth. After jovially telling him to fuck off, ive just remembered what im wearing! 🤣😅 Sanding again!
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Byline Times has identified seven Reform councillors who are listed as members of the masked anti-migrant groups bylinetimes.com/2026/09/16/t...
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The Reform Councillors Embedded in Britain’s Masked 'Patriot' Anti-Migrant Network
A Reform councillor and campaign co-ordinater urged his followers to join and support the masked group
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO SOMEONE WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS  with the number "10" highlighted in a pink circle.

Below the heading, two columns of numbered items are displayed inside rounded pastel pink and orange text boxes:

YOU DON'T LOOK SICK

I GET TIRED TOO

YOU DID THAT YESTERDAY, WHY CAN'T YOU TODAY?

YOU SHOULD DO ____ IT WORKED FOR ME

I'M SURE THINGS WILL GET BETTER

JUST PUSH THROUGH IT

IT COULD BE WORSE

I WISH I COULD STAY HOME ALL DAY AND RELAX

I COULD NEVER GO THROUGH WHAT YOU DO

MIND OVER MATTER, STAY POSITIVE

At the bottom center, the credit handle reads @dear_chronic_pain
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, job jobbed today and, despite being very happy with said job, I am unlikely to move much tomorrow! So pain relief in the garden, and breath in that heavy rain!
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pidlington police force have been called into action against local protesters
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Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: Hot Fuzz Horse Ride
ALT: Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: Hot Fuzz Horse Ride
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington Village Fete looks impressive
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When youve been sanding!
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That'll do nicely Kids played well Stunning goals Was it ever? No. Never in doubt! We go again
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No words. You fekking beauty
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Nobby Nobster @nobbyserenow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Koumas is playing brilliantly. The runs he continues to make, the pressing, he has become a man since his loan spells
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