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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think I straight up just liked Digger though I have no interest in ever watching it again

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Getting caffeine infused toothpicks advertised to me. Get on my level

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are so many marvel movies man. Jake gyllenhaal and Cobie smulders are just in this random spiderman movie on Tubi

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why is the most attractive human on the planet doing cell phone commercials

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Disagree with three game series on principle but hard to argue they’re not super exciting when you don’t have a dog in the fight. Do-or-die game two is crazy

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Caitlin absolutely going off after getting name checked at a senate hearing

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can’t believe Julie ertz’s husband is still in the league

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Niles does not miss when taking shots at cece. Every line is a banger

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s 2026. How come I can’t deposit cash via my banking app. Been able to do checks for years

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When you’re the king of New York they let you do it* *host SNL

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So rare and refreshing to see a conservative man tell a woman what she ACTUALLY wants.

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Imagine telling your dad Jerry orbach that you spent the night with a slick dancing bad boy

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just found two benjis on the sidewalk on a very blustery day. Anyone know the best way to declare them so I can properly pay taxes on this blessing from the gods

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I want to eat at the fancy Taco Bell in demolition man so bad

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Dirk Pitt is too badass for a slow sailboat so he goes on long voyages on a gas guzzling speedboat

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The narrator of this submarine featurette is talking metric whereas the crew is clearly talking in feet

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bob Goulet doesn’t get the respect he deserves in the naked gun 2 opening credits. Deserved at least an “and” if not quite a “featuring”

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:

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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem

A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ms Rachel keeping her foot on ed sheeran’s neck. Love to see it

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG

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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

More like Isaiah certainty

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Didn’t know Ken Marino had these pipes. Great scenes from an Italian restaurant cover but for the fact that he says “brenda” instead of “brender”

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nothing makes me feel like more of an NPC than the fact that I’m utterly charmed by the Manning brothers. Everything they do it delightful

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Noah Eagle has not earned the right to banter. Keep it professional, guy

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Goddamned sport’s got the juice. Ending with a heartbreaking completely unforced patriots pick is just 😚👌

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Gooddell is making like 60 mill a year and he can’t ensure the first game of the season isn’t a punt fest? Tf is he even doing

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Beach gave me founding father hair

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

How is it legal for someone named tanguy destable to procreate

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There was in no way a second left on that clock

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You can’t name your kid Bryce and expect him to ever be taken seriously

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

In the 80s you could just traipse all around Jamaica with Elizabeth shue without a care in the world skinny dipping, making out under waterfalls and makin love on the beach

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douglaspoland.bsky.social @douglaspoland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just like the Germans did with the Berlin Wall. Hand out sledgehammers and let the people express how they feel about Trump’s monuments to himself.

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I’ve never heard Mr beast’s voice. And if I continue to live my life correctly I never will

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Well yeah she's an adult

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m pro the guy who who pretended to be on the 49ers. If you fall for something that dumb in the age of the internet, society really shouldn’t be wasting effort trying to protect you. You’re just not cut out for life

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Save me, Mia Sara in timecop. Mia Sara in timecop, save me

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Stan Godspeed knew, even in the roarin 90s, that having children is an act of cruelty. What a wise character

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One would throw it all away for the gta vi lady

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Were the Apollo 13 guys too manly to cuddle for warmth

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If this Reacher season has taught me anything it’s that Philly is fuckin teeming with snitches

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pound for pound, mustard precum gotta be one of the worst fluids out there. Nothing ruins your day like getting that shit on whatever you’re trying to mustard

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 25/08/2026

If that cockroach in the whitehouse isn’t the next one to go I am personally fist fighting the grim reaper.

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noahsolo @noahsolo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Has psychology science come up with reliable mechanisms to cope with the fact that Kerry condon isn’t yours and never will be

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