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noahnoahholt.bsky.social

@noahnoahholt.bsky.social
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Don’t slither on us. I get tired but I try to stay woke. I’m a pro at nouns. Dark days ahead.

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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I read this a few days ago and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. I just came back here to say thank you
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit is right. Truth nuke right there
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trees (spooky 🍂🪾👻🪾🦉) @treesofgreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans strive to make sure everything gets worse, while Democrats strive to make sure nothing gets any better.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I bet someone could make a ton of money for a something that would brick anything that records you without your consent
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going forward, the US National Science Foundation research budget for all atmospheric, ocean, and Earth sciences is $110 million per year. Trump's illegal war with Iran cost the Department of Defense (i.e., the American taxpayers) $38 billion in the first 5 months, or $220 million per day.
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Estimating the Cost of Combat Operations Against Iran
CBO assesses the Department of Defense's costs for the current armed conflict against Iran, as well as the conflict's economic and budgetary effects.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A possible romantic relationship between a president and one of his aides isn’t something the public needs to know about. by Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Maybe if we framed it as a punishment we could get more people on board? “All these bicyclists need to be banished to these separated lanes all by themselves”
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There has got to be an easier way to give you money.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly, stuff like this is just evidence that woke 1 didn’t go remotely far enough
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Love the genre of argument of asking a question that has a simple, very find-outable answer, and pretending it doesn’t so you’ve made a good point
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“There are no checks. There are no balances. C’mon what do you want, a separation of powers?”
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If we weren't so broken, divided and led by corrupt rapists, this would be the biggest story of the week. But barely a blip. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Trump accounts were closed in 2021 due to concerns over possible money laundering, Capital One says
Capital One closed President Donald Trump’s accounts in mid-2021 after flagging financial activity that resembled money laundering.
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The GOP goes on about protecting women in sports and then goes on to protect Max Miller.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Important to remember that this is who the our government is aligned and partnered with. Just gross
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’ve found that by imagining a person in my head who loves what I’m doing I can trick my mind into caring about that fictional person instead of passers by
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not even the janitors
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
More towards job in a way that I view as healthy and necessary. I think it’s actually better for students in the long run to see trusted adults keep a more healthy and balanced relationship with their work.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
For whatever it’s worth coming from a complete stranger on the internet, I’d be thrilled to have an administrator like you.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Excellent question, 10/10. Self awareness, 0/10.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/07/2026
Offside xkcd.com/3268/
Comic. [chessboard with red dotted line and flag at second line. Highlighted rook is positioned next to King behind the red line.]  [caption] I thought I had checkmate, but I didn’t realize my rook was offside.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nooooo, I love working with 9th graders!!!
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If a student completes a bunch of work well past the deadline, they tend to not learn as much or as well as when they pace it out a little bit at a time. I structure my deadlines to incentivize students make regular steady progress. So many thoughts on this but I don’t want to hijack your thread.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I keep pretty strict deadlines (different ones for different level classes) for several reasons. Reason #1 is that in my view classwork/homework assignments are where most learning really solidifies in students’ minds and the brain can only learn so much at a time.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What. A. Match. #MexEng
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I hope you’re prepared for an unending stream of dudes explaining which helicopters are which
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 03/07/2026
This should be happening everywhere! Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont signed SB 397, requiring ICE & other law enforcement to operate without masks & with visible identification, while expanding accountability for constitutional rights violations. Transparency & accountability matter! #SheShed
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 30/06/2026
The real headline from the birthright‑citizenship case isn’t the outcome. It’s that four Supreme Court justices signaled they believe a president can effectively rewrite the Constitution through executive order.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In a 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court affirms that the constitution is constitutional. What a relief
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In my opinion hardwood Democrats who don't want to be replaced shouldn't have sucked shit for so long without listening to everyone screaming at them about it. We need to see so many of them replaced in so many primaries. Every time it happens is cause for hope and should cheer people everywhere.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas
Britannica page on algae
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Remember how Stockton Rush said he wanted OceanGate to be the SpaceX of the sea? Anyway, I guess he succeeded.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:
thehandbasket.co
Hating AI is good, actually
LinkedIn may be awash with boosters, but shunning AI is the human choice.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Can’t argue with your reasons
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Grok, take this tweet and make it a legal filing
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I remember reading about this kind of incurious stupidity during the first transition. Sickening
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
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Adrienne LaFrance @adriennelaf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is a big one. Stellar reporting from Sarah Fitzpatrick. To call it a must-read is an understatement: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job
The FBI director has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Calling out of work tomorrow
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Filipe Campante @filipecampante.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just one more unexpected result from hyper-dimensional sphere packing to add to the list
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depends. Do the big pants have good drape and shape in this scenario?
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/04/2026
Dear Humans, If a Dem candidate for 2028 is not running first on EXACTING SWIFT AND WONDERFUL JUSTICE on the war criminals in this administration, then you must join with me in throwing that candidate into the lake of fire. Thanks, God
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 05/04/2026
The same people who tried to convince you that violent video games cause school shootings are now cheering for the President to murder civilians in Iran.
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noahnoahholt.bsky.social @noahnoahholt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Not her greatest fear, but his twitter handle being alexanderthegreat has got to be top 5
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A legit possibility that if Iran could send Trump a big golden trophy, big new Middle Eastern Peace Award, he'd settle with them for whatever terms they offered.
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Andy Adams @flakphoto.news · 21/03/2026
Yes — “The older I get, the more I realize, I don’t want a busy life. I want a deep life. Slow mornings. Focused work. Calm people. Meaningful progress. Good books. A quiet mind at night. Nothing flashy. Nothing trendy. Just a life that feels good to live. Depth over noise. That'll do.“ Karun Pal
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