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Noah Deuce

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Neo-Butlerian. Liberals and portable suns

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 18m
The irony of course is that Originalism’s big selling point was supposed to be constraining the discretion or judges to impose their own political preferences as law. In practice the effect has been very much the reverse: Liberating justices from the constraints of stare decisis.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 1h
They don’t call him Batteri Voltass for nothing.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 1h
My insurance may stop covering tirz next year; if I have to pay out of pocket I may just ask to go on reta when it’s available.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 2h
The CPSC has (or had) a group of employees who only handled ATV injuries because there are so many of them
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 2h
If your outlet's headlines and ledes violate the "You fuck ONE sheep" principle, there's a chance whatever you're engaged in isn't journalism.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 14h
Turns out that lived existentialism drives a lot of people to madness.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 14h
My parents took me to see Alive when I was 11.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 14h
This just makes me spitting mad
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 14h
Welp, the white hot rage from this is going to keep me up for an extra couple hours.
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Starfleet Intelligence SCREAM Analyst @daxarian.bsky.social · 16h
This place is fucking exhausting. Nothing can ever just be bad in itself. It has to portend woe and doom for all eternity. Court case doesn’t go our way? The battle is lost forevermore. Foreign election goes badly DEMOCRACY IS DOOMED WORLDWIDE. SLIT YOUR WRISTS. IT’S OVER. Christ! Touch grass.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15h
i just want to note that as soon as i posted this i did think "oh yeah, this is just fukuyama's last man"
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 23h
One of my ideas for this: Any firm that employs a former clerk cannot appear before the Supreme Court. The whole firm is conflicted out. Academia can keep the patronage network internal.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You might say he’s a Drunken Master
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Depends on who’s going under the trucks at scale. If they’re Trump supporters, we don’t have to worry about shaking their beliefs.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump’s TIME interview should have been treated about like Biden’s debate performance. That it mostly wasn’t says a lot about the media’s ongoing normalization of Trump’s cognitive downward spiral.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Figuring out what “we disagree about“ doesn’t require lunch—we can look on the nazi/CSAM generator, or watch a Trump speech. I wonder why Wolfers really wants to chuckle over a sandwich with the modern version of the White Citizen’s Councils.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
the idea that rufo has, at any point in his public career, been a sincere advocate for “colorblind meritocracy” is brain dead
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That person thinks threats and implementing fair districts will force a compromise, instead of actually doing it.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/noah...
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No. Blue gerrymandered districts will force a compromise. Democrats have unilaterally disarmed by instituting fair districts, and the Republican response is insane gerrymanders. And in FL, the state supreme court ignores the fair districts *amendment*. The proper response is blue TX (inshallah).
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blue gerrymandered Texas is even better
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She’s also a heritage foundation shithead, so it’s good from a “make all these degenerates afraid” standpoint
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s divorced, so he’d probably like his ex getting yelled at, but we can probably dig up some other relatives.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone who wants to raise the retirement age should be forced to roof houses in Phoenix for a summer.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know if Oprah talking about it is an incel thing… Anyway, I think there are real concerns about new frontiers in fatphobia (“Why won’t you take the GLP-1?” and/or “We told you to lose weight but you shouldn’t use a GLP-1”), but that’s also nothing new in America.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See also GLP-1s
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
joe dispshit doesn’t think about these things at all, except when there’s a dumb outrage cycle, and after five minutes he goes back to not thinking about it
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately, when they don’t have to think about it, the voters are happy to install the ideologues who force them to think about it.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Is the misogyny more motivating than the racism?” I hate that we got this natural experiment to find out.
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 03/10/2026
These people don't want a "color-blind meritocracy"! They are white supremacists who believe non-whites are inferior and the benefits of our citizenship should reflect it.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s probably true. I don’t think they’d be shy about reaching into the Trump II district court judges, which could cause some senate problems. Miller would be selecting the nominee, so…
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’ll make it happen—it’s probably the one thing they’re guaranteed to make happen.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remind me which school has the best student athletes? (I married into an NU family)
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Probably should have given the movie producers the memo on this one.
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Garrett Epps @garrettepps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A reminder that if not for the Supreme Court in US v. MORRISON, Jane Doe would have had access to the federal courts for a civil rights action. The Court said that rape is a local matter no matter how great the impact on commerce.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sounds like the publisher still wants it to happen by the end of the month
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Put Team We Don’t See the Child Rape underneath the stadium
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elon Musk scam PAC is trying to scam Colorado voters.
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Eric Blair @protecttruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heather MacDonald of the same Manhattan Institute that employes Chris Rufo. When institutions show you who they are, believe them.
Ayfkm Heather Mac Donald?

She’s doing apologia for the Cornell 7
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had no side effects from the double shot last week, although in the past the Covid shot has caused random acid reflux for about two weeks¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was a big assist from the biggest paper in the state on that one, along with Colorado voters’ self-flattering fetish about being “unaffiliated.” Meanwhile the media was deriding Udall as “Mark Uterus” for accurately predicting what would happen to Roe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Think of that NYT panel of Republican doofuses. They are smarter and more informed than the average voter. The average voter is more chaotic and less informed. The below average voter is completely incomprehensible. And that’s why inflation and “I wish it was 2019 again” explain 2024.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
oh and before i forget, congrats to reihan salam for hosting rufo at the manhattan institute. great catch.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They thought Haute Tension wouldn’t live up to Doomsday.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My local drive-in is showing a Martyrs/Avengers Doomsday double feature. Martyrs is the first show, so the kids won’t miss it.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reactionary backlash because the Indian tech support guy can afford a house in the burbs while the white perpetual fuck up who got kicked out of the army for a heroin addiction cannot, the war of the unemployable on the employed continues
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a guy that the media has promoted a dozen times in the last few years. He was on Bill Maher's show two weeks ago as a reasonable conservative.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Age [ducks to avoid thrown plates]
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why Kant we do that? *rimshot*
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