Reposted by Noah BeckerHamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 3hNo way to stop having an offensive identity crisis to start the season, says the only team that always has an offensive identity crisis to start the season. 041
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 3hDeath, taxes, and Nick Sirianni's Eagles having an offensive identity crisis in the first quarter of an NFL season. 1160
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 9hI think this is a reasonable position and while yesterday was incredibly bad for the offense, it was quite good for the defense and I expect that to persist. 120
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 9hI should lay down a marker: I still think the Eagles are probably going to win the NFCE and it's possible they'll find an offense that is passable by the end of the season but it's time to move on from the Sirianni era. 3111
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20hI'm also thinking Declan Doyle but Texas State has the 30th best offense in the nation. 260
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20hTo get a serious scheme guy, they'd probably have to give up some semblance of control. Having said that, if I were them, I probably wouldn't and would hire another Doug/Sirianni "not a hot candidate, might be his only shot" type and dictate to him. 140
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20hBut they are still clearly seeking a guy with his own playcalling chops and offensive philosophy. So far, they cannot find that. Pederson/Reich was great, Pederson/Press was not. Sirianni/Steichen was great, Sirianni/Johnson was not, Sirianni/Kellen was great, Sirianni/Kevin was not 180
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20hThat said, this has run its course and it's time to get serious about the next coaching staff. Since Howie's return they've opted for coaches whom they can control and to whom they can dictate. That's led them to the greatest success in the history of the franchise. 160
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20hI actually think this has been one of Sirianni's least self-destructive seasons. He looks like he's sleeping more than 4 hours every 2 days and he hasn't tried to fight *any* fans yet. Even his known responsibilities have been okay--none of the team's important players are openly feuding. 150
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20hThe premise of every recent Eagles season is "Nick Sirianni's offensive preferences are bad for the team and prevent them from winning and we need to solve for that." 1151
Reposted by Noah BeckerJesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 23h 0142
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 23hLike, caught on a hot mic going at a smack barm, pea wet or a chip butty or something. 140
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 23hThought about it over dinner and I think the way to get this Eagles season back on track is for Sirianni to have some really humiliating international incident this week. 3131
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For the record, it is extremely over for Nick Sirianni. 3120
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also, obviously, welcome to Philadelphia Mike McDaniel. 291
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They are getting no benefit from Sean Mannion that they weren't also getting from Kevin Patullo. 0180
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026SIrianni having absolutely no skill as an offensive designer and play caller has now killed them in at least 3 years he's been the HC here. 38711
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not even the worst Eagles loss of the last 7 days. 0250
Reposted by Noah BeckerRich Hofmann @richhofmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know they were banged-up today (so was the Rams defense), but Sean Mannion, Jalen Hurts and the entire Eagles offense should be embarrassed about how bad they have been in second halves. Not even competitive. 3362
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Each coach on tilt for a different reason. It's really beautiful. 080
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If it's not a fumble, that's the sort of cynical incompletion that should be treated as intentional grounding, given that Stafford is intentionally throwing it into the ground. 070
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ball is moving/coming out before the hand comes forward. Make the right call, Sky Judge. 1130
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This one was particularly aggravating cause they got good movement and a good run on 1st and 10 and then went gimmick pass, pass short of the sticks. 061
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think the Eagles should always benefit from bad refereeing. 010
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It got called cause Wicks completely lost his undershirt but, like, that was nothing. 540
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He just stands there and catches TDs while jumping. 0112
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@brandonleegowton.bsky.social Thank you for inventing him 1282
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I honestly don't think he's worth the roster spot. 260
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Johnny Mundt really stinks and the Eagles just don't have the TEs they need for this offense and I don't know how they fix that this year. 2230
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It looks like a cramp for Saquon. He walked off slowly but wasn't limping and was hitting it like it seized rather than pulled. 070
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I would describe the conditions for this Eagles game as "disgusting but not impassible." 140
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Set aside the Indiana aspect of the team, they're a huge Jags division rival. 000
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's hard to imagine a less "London" NFL team than the Colts. 100
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I do credit him for the players liking him and Jalen could have killed him like 10 times over and hasn't. 260
Reposted by Noah BeckerJesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Now that Mattingly is officially not the Phillies manager anymore we can all go back to our normal routine of trying to figure out what the hell Nick does. 1162
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anyway, Matt LaFleur and the Eagles would actually solve each other's problems if the former would allow the latter to do so. 000
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We're in year 6 and Nick still can't handle *very basic* 4th down decision making. 390
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He gives the Eagles less of an advantage than Brian Schottenheimer gives the Cowboys. 160
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm more bullish on the Eagles than most folks especially now that Phillies season is over and Vic can lock in. However, getting the Bears and Rams in consecutive weeks really lays bare how little Nick does. 1170
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Otto Kemp getting to make the last out of the season after the GM talked about how important he was gonna be is perfect. 350
