Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Here is Bowlan last year and here is Kerkering last year. See if you can figure out why people think they were overused. 120
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The person you are insulting when you insult Philadelphia sports fans. 1484
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The Sadiq Mockdraftable comps really crack me up. 200
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Still one of the funniest graphics ever put out by a team. 0191
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Look, with all due respect, this is just an insane thing to write right now. 5140
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It's not his best prediction ever (youtu.be/uvxqROwtyK0?...) but Sheil deserves some credit. 170
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Truly think that undersells how good Jimmy G was for Shanahan when he actually played. 000
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Maybe, though Dougie P is quite a QB chum and--well--if this is where he's situated even when he has that, as a 26 year old in his 5th season, I might suggest it's over. 100
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Thank you for making the world better and people's lives better. 180
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Like this! This is great too! The Browns went 1-15 in 2016 and 0-16 in 2017. Also, from the stretch from 2016 to the present, the Browns have 3 more wins than the Giants! Which franchise is more dysfunctional? 140
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Powerfully looking into how much evidence is required to update my Bayesian priors. 270
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Love the Cowboys trade for Quinnen Williams in his age 28 season with only one sack on the year. Picture unrelated. 5433
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Credit to the fans for making this one competitive! 030
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Electric EPA/play + CPOE composite from the golden boy. 250
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 21/09/2025This could also mean that you're in the Super Bowl. 2273
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Tweeted this on the morning of the Niners-Eagles NFCCG. 201619
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025This is not true!!!! www.nytimes.com/athletic/664... 540
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025How can you, as an adult, believe this? Why would you willingly write this? 3241
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Having said that, one of these pitchers (ranked by full-year WAR) was not an All Star. 000
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 30/07/2025The Jared Verse hagiography is getting out of control. 5232
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Really crazy that this happened with fewer than 10 minutes left in the game and the Eagles up 37-6. 0251
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 25/06/2025For years we've been introduced to new "QB experts." Cianaf, Scotty AirYards, and the true inheritor of their mantles who wrote the below all in the same year: 150
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I love the FO/FTN folks and I think they've done essential work but I would significantly monkey with the model if it was returning these results: 130
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 13/05/2025This is genuinely the most bleak NFL coverage I have ever seen. 020
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Here's an interesting list of guys with more than one season of an OPS+ of 200 or better after the age of 30 from 1947 to present: 330
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Me when other teams are begging the Eagles to stop being so strong and talented: 1735
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 19/02/2025"One Giants beat writer learn how the NFL works" challenge (level: impossible). www.nytimes.com/athletic/613... 270
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Me when I'm absolutely thrilled the Commanders are getting better to the short and long-term detriment of the Sixers: 030
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 21/01/2025This is a bonkers takeaway in a game where your team had a -2 turnover differential and gave up three 40+-yard rushing TDs. 5121
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 13/01/2025TFW you only throw *3* INTs in a road playoff loss 160
Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I would be seething at this whole quote if I rooted for the Packers. allphly.com/eagles-defen... 220
![An article noting that the Rams "had a higher offensive success rate than the Eagles, had more yards, and a higher EPA per pass" in the playoff game they lost and then asserting that "[i]t's the little things that come back to haunt you."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkoabjlqkbvyxa5kefqoq7v6/bafkreibi2t3d5iub7zsgdxbiiv4g6nccp7gxcmkjez4hpsydgs7pm34xoy)
![Text from Zach Berman's game story that reads:
“It was tough tonight because they were playing in a soft zone,” Packers coach Matt LaFleur said. “Really the entire game got basically a six-one front and played quarters. We didn’t have a whole lot of luck running the ball consistently, getting him out of that. There were a couple drives where I thought we did pretty well. I thought [Packers RB] Josh (Jacobs) competed his butt off. I thought we were competing. It’s just we weren’t as productive as we’d like to be. Then the pass game was just pretty much a struggle all night. …And (the Eagles) have good players. And even when we were running quick game, it’s like they were triggering and coming downhill and like smacking us in the back too many times.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pkoabjlqkbvyxa5kefqoq7v6/bafkreic6wj2s7lhj3kmj2c6rzssx7ycy5kan6mz7e2v32vgdihhw77humy)
