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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
End of a $0 run attempt that's as funny as it is painful... #Spelunky2
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Ricky @tharixer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Speedrunners either title their streams: SUBATHON DAY 44! | ANY% SPEEDRUNS FOR WORLD RECORD | KHFMHD1.5 RANDO ARCHIPELAGO TOMORROW !youtube !donate !merch !patreon or runs lol
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Varleit @varleitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is her music🧯🎵 #めら組絵図
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the cycle of over sharing. the text reads “Oversharing. Yapper's regret. Vow of silence. Irrepressible urge to talk.”
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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ArmoredFrog @nsarmoredfrog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's International Red Panda Day! Every day is red panda day for me, but this is the /official/ day.
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
trust
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alright, Sunshine 2, here it comes!
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finally defeated #Spelunky2 :3
Screenshot of Spelunky 2's journal after winning a run.
Score: $283550 / Time: 50 minutes, 48 seconds.

Dear Journal,
I was law-abiding.
I was a queen.
I liked cats.
I took my first damage in level 1-1 (Cave Mole).
I survived death once.
Despite all odds, I defeated Tiamat and escaped to the surface.

Until My Strength Gives Out,
Nekka The Eagle


You Performed a Feat! Ironman (Complete the game without using shortcuts in a non-seeded, single-player run)
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've moved my site over to nkittensrl.github.io If you've used nkitten.net and would like to move your saved data over to the new domain, use the import option HERE: nkittensrl.github.io/localStorage/ Let me know if you encounter any issues (if everything works perfectly, let me know as well :3)
nkittensrl.github.io
Nkitten's space
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got a little too excited... brutal 😭 #Spelunky2
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Started doing the Minute Cryptic recently... I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with it (I love to hate it), but I solved today's puzzle without using any hints, so that was nice! :3 www.minutecryptic.com
(Minute Cryptic puzzle of 16 August, 2026)
"Acid reflux interrupts meal without a care given by doctor" (solution is 7 letters long)
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Game of the Year just dropped! (it's Super Mario Sunshine on Switch 2)
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Justice! Just like that!
MY SOUL: JUSTICE (YELLOW)
"Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted."

JUSTICE        73%
KINDNESS       71%
DETERMINATION  55%
INTEGRITY      54%
PERSEVERANCE   37%
BRAVERY        33%
PATIENCE       28%
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
Training for Generative AI

Allow your channel content to train generative AI content models at Amazon. Turning this off does not opt you out of Twitch and Amazon using your channel content for other purposes described in the Twitch Privacy Notice, including using AI-supported Twitch features that benefit the community by facilitating streamer growth and monetization (such as real-time sponsorship campaign assistance), viewer discovery (such as recommendations), and community safety (such as AutoMod). Learn more
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Krankdud @krankdud.net · 09/08/2026
My game has been released! A small, precision platformer. Check it out here:
krankdud.itch.io
A-VA: The Android's Heart by Krankdud
Jump and dash through an abandoned lab to find the Android's Heart
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
They kinda cooked with the Juggling minigame in #SplatoonRaiders
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cleartonic @cleartonic.net · 05/07/2026
They came for my spreadsheets. My last bastion of hope. It's all gone too far
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Jonjust @jonjust.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Mornin
It could happen
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
100%ed #Splatoon3 #SideOrder before Raiders (won with each palette, collected max amount of each color chip in a single run (up to 9, depending on chip), bought everything from Cipher's shop)
In-game collection page with every color chip, the "Lucky Bomb Drop" color chip (my favourite) is highlighted.Cipher says: "All that was once mine is now yours."
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
All Perfect! #RhythmHeavenGroove #RhythmParadiseGroove
Li'l Miss Reeds says: "Congratulations on getting a Perfect result in every single game!"
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What was going on in their brains when they made this game? (I love it) #RhythmHeavenGroove #RhythmParadiseGroove
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てまりまろ @temariame14.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
パラソル☂️ #リズム天国ミラクルスターズ
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good quest! I liked custom-map mansion and the dodges on the final boss were quite satisfying. :3
Completed Old School RuneScape's latest grandmaster quest - The Blood Moon Rises.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
a picture of a spheal in pokemon legends arceus and the text says:
thanks for spending time with me today. can you fill in this questionnaire:
did i act ok
was i fun
did you have fun
did i do anything wrong
do you still like me
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
UFO 50 is 30% off on Steam for Summer Sale! 🍒: store.steampowered.com/app/1147860/...
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aaron @prettyobvious.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
cannot stop saying "dude heck yes, pebguins" to myself
they want ice and snow
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Finally got around to finishing #RhythmHeavenFever (aka "Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise" for some reason), with a "Superb" medal on all 50 games, and Perfect on 10 of them. Love the silly vibe, but sometimes it's unclear to me why my input's wrong. Fav game: Cheer Readers 2 / Least fav: Love Rap 2
Rhythm Heaven Fever menu (Flow: 133, Medals: 50)
My 10 Perfected games are: Hole in One, Screwbot Factory, Double Date, Built to Scale, Micro-Row, Catch of the Day, Flipper-Flop, 5th Remix, Launch Party, Double Date 2
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
League's end
Final Leagues 6: Demonic Pacts stats (temporary Old School RuneScape game mode)All my pets by the end of this League.

(pets carry over between Leagues, but I got 6 new pets this time: Chaos Elemental, Chompy chick, Tzrek-jad, Heron, Rock golem, Beaver (transformed into a Fox))
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Some things I dislike: - Leaks - Trailers without gameplay definitely makes it a rough end to the Direct (although I am impossible to please anyway, I LOVE a very narrow subset of games (most stuff just doesn't interest me), and when the few things I love get remade, I usually prefer the original)
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Bart's dead" meme format
"Deltarune in fortnight!"
"That's right!" (image of the definition of fortnight, which is a period of two weeks")
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Finally, time to announce Super Mario Sunshine 2! Previous consoles just couldn't handle all the blue coins they're putting in this one. 💙
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Birthday boy (me) has made it another year... whoa!
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Nkitten @nkittenreal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
UFO 50 and Spelunky, my beloveds! ❤️
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night
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YsLink ⚔️ An Ys Fan Site @ys-link.net · 15/04/2026
A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"
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enni 🏹 @entiqua.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Old Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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