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Slemmensen

@njoid.bsky.social
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#NAFO fella from the Nordics. I don’t reply to PM’s.

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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks like he might be taking an involuntary poo 🤔
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth's boss loves the stupid. They're pliable, easy to incite into violence and unethical behavior. And they won him the election 🙄
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Birthday to our forever Luke Skywalker: thank you for standing with Ukraine and fiercely championing free, fair, and democratic societies at home and abroad. May the Force be with you! Ronja says happy birthday too 🎁🎂🎈
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It will probably be the only ocean ever to have a sea floor comprising exclusively of radioactive glass. A real reflection pool.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
13yo Ukrainian girl Kira proved at Port of Hell in Aalborg that Jinjer isn't the only fierce metal export! With just a homemade sign & 1 year of practice, she convinced Clawfinger to let her jam on stage—and absolutely crushed it! ​Glad I was there to experience it 😁🤘🏻 youtu.be/h8oYUqK1k2o?...
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CLAWFINGER Do What I Say with Kira Kazbanova at Port Of Hell 5/9/26
YouTube video by Clawfinger Official
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*septic full 💩
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why does Kash Patel always look like he's having a really obstinate poo?
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😅 For completeness, der should be a bumped head, stuck fingers and possibly a nest of wasps inside the fridge... But luckily this little tyke gets away with it, unlike a certain orange felon...
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hopefully the sheep are stirring... Poslednyaya kaplya, perepolnivshaya chashu 😈
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
With ♥️
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here's a picture of my swimming shorts. That's it, that's the message 🙂
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sure - if there is a bar called Valhalla.
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
youtu.be/ikFFVfObwss?... Felt like sharing this. For no particular reason 😈
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Highway to Hell
YouTube video by AC/DC - Topic
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There's a reason for the Cruella de Vil look...
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
-and on top of that I'm doing the frogs, gnats, flies, locusts and darkness dance 🕺 Also doing a quickstep for strategically placed boils on the birthday boy's behind 🥳
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
... that's no White House, it's a Decepticon!! ​\Goldtron/ ​"No one transforms better than me, believe me. The Autobots are losing, and they're losing badly!" ​Vibe: Delusional coward who sues Autobots. Alt: 12mph gold golf cart with a loud horn. Power: Spews glitter smoke that blinds himself.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have a hard time imagine Chonky Cheung rushing anywhere 🫪
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Moscow’s fight against Nazism was a matter of survival, not principle. They were perfectly happy to carve up Poland with Hitler in 1939. If Hitler had not betrayed Stalin, the alliance likely would have held. Russia has no right to lecture the world on morality today
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This guy is really enjoying spring 😎
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Idiocracy
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Let's not forget Vance getting banned from a dogsled event in Greenland...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Please torpedo Trumps exhaust port for humanity, Mark. You are our only hope ♥️
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Gøgler-taxaen har mistet to hjul. Er den nu blevet til en cykel eller bare helt kaput?
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Big Black C..."? Det var alligevel en skridtet over vindue, polonium the eller spontan selvantændelse 😮
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tillykke med dagen :)
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"Many people call me the greatest golf player of all times - so no one is better than me at starting and winning a new Gulf War."
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Dit første forsøg var altså ikke kryptisk for de kloge 😜 Håber at du får en masse gode oplevelser i uniformen. Det er i hvertfald yderst værdsat, at du tager en tørn for os alle sammen 💪🏻
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Tillykke :)
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Donald Trump - International Antthropic Salesman of the Year 🏆
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ah... Ja, det bliver spændende at følge, hvordan Den Orange Klovnebus og De Russiske Trolde forsøger at influere os 😒
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Mon der er en sammenhæng med den svenske varsel om, at der er en konkret og alvorlig trussel mod energi infrastrukturen i Norden?
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 21/02/2026
A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks
Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Det er nogle ordentlige guns, som ham den gamle petriskål slæber rundt på! Troede dog ikke at han var typen, der spillede mellemleder-tennis...
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Mon ikke han bliver gemt til ofring, når Putin får brug for en højt profileret syndebuk.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/02/2026
This is so embarrassing. The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons. This administration is so incompetent.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
🫡
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Sticky business 😬
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Andrew Knight (Fella) 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @andrewknightfella.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Pretty much how it went down.. #Greenland
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Meget enig. Hvis der stadig er en reel ledelse i det demokratiske parti.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Gavin gør klar til tidlig valgkamp.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Det var da godt nok nogle små hænder...
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REP Fella - Beaver Brigade Czar 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @drkatems.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Happy USSR Collapse Day 🩰🔊
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Wank Class
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 06/12/2025
After Elon Musk lashed out at the EU, calling for its dissolution and accusing the Commission of strangling Europe with bureaucracy, Polish Foreign Minister Radosław Sikorski fired back: “Go to Mars. There’s no censorship on Nazi salutes there.”
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
... and so can you! Politics is all about how you, the people, respond to the challenges that you percieve as a threat to your way of living.
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Inside Denmark's IMMENSE Military Buildup
YouTube video by MilitaryRated
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
That's it. That's the message.
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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