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Slemmensen

@njoid.bsky.social
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#NAFO fella from the Nordics. I don’t reply to PM’s.

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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
13yo Ukrainian girl Kira proved at Port of Hell in Aalborg that Jinjer isn't the only fierce metal export! With just a homemade sign & 1 year of practice, she convinced Clawfinger to let her jam on stage—and absolutely crushed it! ​Glad I was there to experience it 😁🤘🏻 youtu.be/h8oYUqK1k2o?...
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CLAWFINGER Do What I Say with Kira Kazbanova at Port Of Hell 5/9/26
YouTube video by Clawfinger Official
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😅 For completeness, der should be a bumped head, stuck fingers and possibly a nest of wasps inside the fridge... But luckily this little tyke gets away with it, unlike a certain orange felon...
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here's a picture of my swimming shorts. That's it, that's the message 🙂
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
-and on top of that I'm doing the frogs, gnats, flies, locusts and darkness dance 🕺 Also doing a quickstep for strategically placed boils on the birthday boy's behind 🥳
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Moscow’s fight against Nazism was a matter of survival, not principle. They were perfectly happy to carve up Poland with Hitler in 1939. If Hitler had not betrayed Stalin, the alliance likely would have held. Russia has no right to lecture the world on morality today
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This guy is really enjoying spring 😎
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 21/02/2026
A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks
Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/02/2026
This is so embarrassing. The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons. This administration is so incompetent.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Andrew Knight (Fella) 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @andrewknightfella.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Pretty much how it went down.. #Greenland
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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REP Fella - Beaver Brigade Czar 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @drkatems.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Happy USSR Collapse Day 🩰🔊
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 06/12/2025
After Elon Musk lashed out at the EU, calling for its dissolution and accusing the Commission of strangling Europe with bureaucracy, Polish Foreign Minister Radosław Sikorski fired back: “Go to Mars. There’s no censorship on Nazi salutes there.”
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
... and so can you! Politics is all about how you, the people, respond to the challenges that you percieve as a threat to your way of living.
youtube.com
Inside Denmark's IMMENSE Military Buildup
YouTube video by MilitaryRated
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
That's it. That's the message.
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Ole Sanvig @sanvig.dk · 03/09/2025
De kan tage Ungarn med. #EUPol
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 07/08/2025
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
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Ole Sanvig @sanvig.dk · 03/08/2025
Det her er så dumt på flere planer, at jeg bløder ud af ørene - og det er ikke fake, den officielle GOP-konto på Xitter har tweetet det her 🤓
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2025
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
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Freida @freidaoctothorpe.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Naida46 @naida46.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy In Denmark, I presented a special award – the “Future of Ukraine” distinction – to 11-year-old volunteer Jens Fogh Thomsen. Jens became the 1st foreigner to receive this award. x.com/ZelenskyyUa/...
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Florida officials warn ICE protesters: Violence could mean jail — or death 'We will be notifying your family where to collect your remains, because we will kill you, graveyard dead,' one Florida sheriff said.
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Ole Sanvig @sanvig.dk · 21/05/2025
Truth Social begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware at 7:14 a.m., EDT, on May 21, 2025.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Ole Sanvig @sanvig.dk · 02/05/2025
#RussiaIsAFuckingTerroristState
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
In a world of JD's, be a Susannah ♥️
politico.eu
Pentagon fires Greenland base commander after she criticized JD Vance visit
Actions to “subvert President Trump’s agenda will not be tolerated,” U.S. military warns.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sooo MAGAts, are we winning yet?
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I wonder what dollar stores will be called after this 🧐
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Vildt nok! Hvad vurderer du, at vi ser på, @anderspucknielsen.dk?
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
But will cause of death be spaghetti poloniumaise, Novichok tea, rapid window disassembly or an amorous bear? Only time and Kyrylo Budanov can tell…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
And say no! to people wearing red caps!
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
… and Hegseth was a failed hire on merit alone…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I’m sure Usha is a nice person and all, but this is clearly NOT a social visit by a dog person…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Agent Krasnov and his apartheid strongman took another big step in preparing the handover of America to Russia. Cyber is THE most disruptive battlefield outside of a nuclear attack. Axing the red team is equivalent to stopping the missile defence program. www.theregister.com/2025/03/12/c...
theregister.com
CISA worker says 100-strong red team axed after DOGE action
Updated: Election infosec advisory center also shuttered
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Conversely, the only reason that USA is not a British province today is that France aided the revolutionaries during their fight for independence 😏
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
True story. Here’s an x-ray from Trump’s last check-up.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Well, at least he is sub-average at senior citizen golfing…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Danish TV2 News channel were just being honest 😁
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Could do with a little more of this from our good friends overseas 🥳
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Free world’s under new management 😎 Wine and baguettes for everyone ❤️
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Dear Americans, You know I love you and trust you to do the right thing. This goes for the ~50% who didn’t vote for orange criminals, eyeliner-wearing couch bangers, South African nazis, horse faced clowns or punchable-faced speakers of the House. But this one goes out to all of you 🤣
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Never have I ever seen a meme as accurate as this!
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Apparently Tesla forcefully steer car owners towards the far right.
reuters.com
Tesla recalls 380,000 vehicles in US over power steering assist issue
Tesla said on Friday it was recalling nearly 380,000 vehicles in the United States due to a power steering assist failure that could increase steering effort, particularly at low speeds, potentially raising the risk of a crash.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
America’s age of greatness, influence and prosperity died with the orange goon…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Oh my, Königsberg sure is looking vulnerable right there 🧐
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Ole Sanvig @sanvig.dk · 23/01/2025
Hvis et lands gæld falder, fordi ingen vil låne det penge, så er den faldende gæld ikke et sundhedstegn. Som fx #Rusland
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