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Slemmensen

@njoid.bsky.social
2.2K followers 980 following 110 posts

#NAFO fella from the Nordics. I don’t reply to PM’s.

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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Birthday to our forever Luke Skywalker: thank you for standing with Ukraine and fiercely championing free, fair, and democratic societies at home and abroad. May the Force be with you! Ronja says happy birthday too 🎁🎂🎈
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here's a picture of my swimming shorts. That's it, that's the message 🙂
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
... that's no White House, it's a Decepticon!! ​\Goldtron/ ​"No one transforms better than me, believe me. The Autobots are losing, and they're losing badly!" ​Vibe: Delusional coward who sues Autobots. Alt: 12mph gold golf cart with a loud horn. Power: Spews glitter smoke that blinds himself.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This guy is really enjoying spring 😎
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Idiocracy
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
That's it. That's the message.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Florida officials warn ICE protesters: Violence could mean jail — or death 'We will be notifying your family where to collect your remains, because we will kill you, graveyard dead,' one Florida sheriff said.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sooo MAGAts, are we winning yet?
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
… this.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I’m sure Usha is a nice person and all, but this is clearly NOT a social visit by a dog person…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
True story. Here’s an x-ray from Trump’s last check-up.
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Well, at least he is sub-average at senior citizen golfing…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Danish TV2 News channel were just being honest 😁
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Dear Americans, You know I love you and trust you to do the right thing. This goes for the ~50% who didn’t vote for orange criminals, eyeliner-wearing couch bangers, South African nazis, horse faced clowns or punchable-faced speakers of the House. But this one goes out to all of you 🤣
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Ronjaneren
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
America’s age of greatness, influence and prosperity died with the orange goon…
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Rest of the world will see something similar to this. So Mexico is still on top for everyone except Americans 🤣
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Slemmensen @njoid.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Why is he speaking in third person about himself being bloated, and what does it have to do with Zelensky?
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