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Don’t call me out like this

I’ll have to ask next time but I suspect the salon I go to isn’t equipped for that

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Exactly!!! I feel so silly because I just got it styled at the salon and now I’m going to have to shower and wash it just to free myself from these fragments of sin

They should invent a type of haircut that doesn't leave tiny fragments of hair all over the top third of your body. That's my million pound idea

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meet me at St James Quarter for a (very gentle) ass-kicking (I got my hair redone and I look hot so I'm posting a gratuitous selfie)

a full-body selfie where I’m on the shopping centre concourse under the bright sunlight, showing off my freshly cut and dyed mohawk which is a very vivid blue

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Millions and millions in marketing spend and yet Trainline just emailed me a reminder to renew my 26-30 Railcard, which I am now too old to be eligible for Thankfully, as everyone knows, we all get a 50% pay rise when we turn 32, which should make up for it! I'd better go ask my manager about that

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it just can’t complete with the majesty of brie :(

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Ah I remember the days of trying to figure out if you were a furry or not

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I did not. The rental bikes won’t let me go that far

Decisions were also made at Sainsbury's and M&S

a large bottle of whole milk and a carton of “pineapple and coconut juice drink” have both been abandoned in the energy drink section

a can of Fray Bentos chicken meatballs in gravy has been abandoned inside the freezers, next to Jamie Oliver’s ready meals

a packet of M&S fusilli has been abandoned on a display with bags of “succulently soft raisin medleys”

a carton of 12 eggs and a bottle of diesel fuel treatment have been abandoned on the floor next to the cheese fridge

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Decisions were made at Big Tesco

a bottle of reduced salt soy sauce has been abandoned on top of a display of cans of Ambrosia’s Devon Custard

a pack of fancy Cushelle toilet paper has been abandoned on the bottom shelf between the bottles of olive oil and the bottles of vinegar

a OneBlade electric shaver (in its security tagged box) has been left on top of a display of vegetable-themed plush toys

a pack of burger buns has been left on top of a stack of Carlsberg cans, in front of the bottles of Rioja wine

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i’m awaiting the siivagunner rip

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I'm still using the old Siri. I said to my watch "hey Siri, start cycling navigation to Argyle Street" Places I expected it to pick: • Argyle Street (street in Glasgow) • Argyle Street (railway station in Glasgow) Places I did not expect: • A street on a different island, accessible by ferry

screenshot of Apple Maps navigation, showing a 3.5 hour long cycling route from Glasgow to Rothesay, arriving after midnight, which even includes a trip by ferry

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Reposted by Ninji @ RuneFest

I'm going to be in Edinburgh on Wednesday morning again to get my hair redone If anyone I know wants to get lunch and/or hang out that day, let me know 👀

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I'm going to be in Edinburgh on Wednesday morning again to get my hair redone If anyone I know wants to get lunch and/or hang out that day, let me know 👀

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I assume this is going to become a sticker in the semi-near future

the concept of a "charcuterie board" is often deeply misunderstood. to help clear up this situation, i've created this educational diagram. i hope it helps

title: charcuterie board alignment chart

table columns:
• Item Purist: the board must contain cold meats, with a small amount of accompaniments
• Item Neutral: the board must contain food
• Item Rebel: the board can contain anything

table rows and content:
• Board Purist: the items must be skilfully arranged on a board or slab — item purist: a charcuterie board; item neutral: a sandwich platter; item rebel: a model railway
• Board Neutral: the items must be individually selectable — item purist: a hotel breakfast; item neutral: a self-service food ordering kiosk; item rebel: toolbars in a web browser
• Board Rebel: the items can be presented in any way — item purist: Subway’s Classic BMT sandwich; item neutral: a bowl of soup; item rebel: a landfill

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Last night I survived, we’ll see if tonight is the same

Noooo :c I love mine and my only regret is not doing it earlier…

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Yeah I had been nervous about whether I’d regret it… But I know I want to stretch them, so I figure I may as well start at the biggest I can!

Oh very much same >.> I’m basing my desired appearance on what I find hot on other guys haha

Don’t have a concrete plan yet. I’d like to put cool tunnels in them eventually but that’ll be a while away of course

okay I am looking slightly disrespectfully (but still respectful enough to post on main)

The update nobody asked for (but which I'm posting anyway) I was worried my ears were going to be sore for like a week (Especially since I got them pierced at the largest size they offered, of 6mm / 2g) but today it's basically unnoticeable unless I accidentally bump my hand on them. Neat,,

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good evening to everybody except for the two grown men who were walking down the dedicated cycle path, stopped in the middle, and yelled "aaahhh!!" in surprise when i rang the bell to alert them of my presence

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omg this is the exact combination I got done on the same day 7 and a half years ago!! i am looking very respectfully