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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/07/2026
Arthurian Connector xkcd.com/3274/
Comic. Cursed Connectors #158: The Arthurian (can only be unplugged by a rightful heir to the British throne) [one side of the cord connection is a sword; the other is a stone with a hole in the center]
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"How many high-level hockey teams can you access via (no pun intended) the regional rail, and which ones make it worth it?" @nikitagz.bsky.social conducts rails on the tracks journalism (get it) to rank the hockey rinks accessible by the GO transit system: buff.ly/K0M9nVX
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Carson Carels uses his size and reach, displaying a refined sense of defensive skills already. He comes in at number 8 on our #2026NHLDraft ranking. Read more from @nikitagz.bsky.social here: buff.ly/eeEPsl6
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
With size and brilliant on-ice vision, Marcus Nordmark is only positioned to get better. In the upcoming #2026NHLDraft, he is ranked 23rd on our list. Read more from @nikitagz.bsky.social here: buff.ly/cvt3lZ4
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ranked at 26 ahead of the #2026NHLDraft, Jean-Cristoph (JC) Lemieux has a solid mentality and pace to his game. Read more from @nikitagz.bsky.social here: buff.ly/72TxzFe
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
AI Use Cases by Evilness
"AI Use Cases by Evilness" with a little graph. Boy, I'm really gonna have to write all this alt text out eh? Well at least I'm not gonna use AI!!!

Broadly speaking I've lumped together three categories, from evil to comparitively non-evil
1. history will spit on your memory
2. maybe try using your brain
3. Honestly man you’ve gotta find a new word, the rest of these fuckers poisoned the well when it comes to “AI”, say you use “machine learning” no one hates that

Under category 1 we have
scams
deepfakes
creating "art" for commercial use
surveillance
hiring

Under category 2 we have
creating "art" for personal use
asking it to plan your life
writing your emails
summarizing
vibe coding

Under category 3 we have
analyizing trends in large data sets
beating humans at chess
medical research
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Every day until the #2026NHLDraft, we will be spotlighting a player that will be hearing their name called out in Buffalo later this month. First up, we have Memorial Cup champion Alexander Bilecki. More from @nikitagz.bsky.social here: buff.ly/MqFLEe4
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
To me, Gord Miller's the best hockey PBP guy, and to know why you really need to hear him on a World Juniors game calling Finland-Latvia on a Monday afternoon and the call is like "Kippokaken, Käikopakken & Kerkokäikonnen gain the zone against Beržnieks & Birznuējs" and my goat doesn't STUTTER
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's been a really tough year for Leafs fans. Not a lot went right. But winning the lottery is a happy glimpse of one of the purest joys cheering for this team can offer: fans of other teams immediately crying and shitting their pants whenever the Leafs win anything
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You just have to assume the Leafs are giving Boston 6th overall and then if it doesn't happen it's gravy. The gravy will be bad too but later on.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com
A page of funny fake baseball quotes from MLB players in the latest print edition of the Onion
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Despite the final sheet looking handily on Kitchener’s side, the series was close and hard-fought by both teams." @nikitagz97.bsky.social recaps the #OHLRangers second round here: buff.ly/tSihkFL
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"The Kitchener Rangers, in addition to thoroughly whooping Saginaw, also cut all their hair short for the beginning of the playoffs." @nikitagz.bsky.social recaps the #BattleBuilt first round, the baldening and more here: buff.ly/JKFRz0T
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
"...Unfortunately, they are the Niagara IceDogs, a team beset not only by oft-incompetent management but also some kind of cosmic misfortune demon." 🔗 Read @nikitagz.bsky.social preview the OHL's Eastern Conference ahead of the playoffs: buff.ly/XF9XGX4
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
For those who haven't been keeping track of the circus fire that is the Leafs this season - they suck - their 1st round pick was traded to division rivals Boston but the only way the Leafs can keep the pick is if they finish bottom-5 - they currently sit 6th-last - the nightmare scenario is in play
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"OHL playoffs are close at hand, starting in the next two weeks and it’s time to do a quick power ranking of the Western Conference." Read more about it from @nikitagz.bsky.social here: buff.ly/eBabYKl
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/02/2026
Evil spirit inside Olympic stuffed animal now controls Nathan MacKinnon’s mortal soul
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Evil spirit inside Olympic stuffed animal now controls Nathan MacKinnon’s mortal soul
MILAN – After the devastating loss to Team USA in the men’s hockey gold medal game on Sunday afternoon, it would appear that CBC broadcast cameras at the 2026 Winter Olympic Games captured the very mo...
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A graphic that begins with a sad man with an Olympic shirt and Olympic flag: 

Still feeling that Olympic high? Looking for ways to support high-level amateur winter sport in your community year-round?

(PHOTO OF MAPLE LEAFS LOGO)
Support Your Local Independent Hockey Club,
The Toronto Maple Leafs

Play a sport very similar to the hockey you saw on display in Milan

Many of the stars of Team Canada are their friends or acquaintances

Already have a maple leaf on the front of the jersey so you’re all set there

SOME TICKETS ARE THEORETICALLY AVAILABLE
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"The feel of a halfway mark is accentuated by two other things: the jersey swap and the trade deadline." @nikitagz.social.bsky discusses the #BattleBuilt's january success here: buff.ly/AY0HM3H
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Literally 4 days ago the coach came out after the game and said "We know what works. We know what is best for the team. We just have to execute it. We just have to go and play." I am starting to suspect this coach might not know what is best for the team, or even what works
Dom Luszczyszyn tweet from after the Leafs game today that reads "Leafs have a sub-40% xG over their last 10 games, a feat only matched by the Randy Carlyle Leafs (often!) and the Peter Horachek era."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A silly data story I did with @ianhanomansing.bsky.social yesterday: the tyranny of the Braydens in Canadian junior hockey will soon come to an end. Here's data showing that a very particular style of name clearly peaked about 15 years ago.
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cody 👍 @nikitagz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Emergency rundown of the Rangers' OA situation.... just in case anything else happens...
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Adam Gretz @adamgretz.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The Olympic hockey roster argument that makes my eyes glaze over more than any other is "you need players to play a bottom-six and fourth-line role." No you don't. You literally don't.
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"This season, the Juniorkronorna aim, once again, for gold… and they might just have the wherewithal to pull it off." 🇸🇪 Read more about how Team Sweden is shaping up at the #WorldJuniors this year from @nikitagz.bsky.social here: buff.ly/pdPirNK
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"The Kitchener Rangers headed off on a ten-day road trip last week, having swung through Guelph and much of the West Division." Catch up the #OHLRangers here in @nikitagz.bsky.social's newest column entry: buff.ly/Gnu7iPe
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"Heated Rivalry is not about hockey [...] It’s about two guys meeting, having sex, having more sex, and then eventually falling in love; the setting of which just so happens to be hockey." @nikitagz.bsky.social breaks down the hockey behind the worldwide hit #HeatedRivalry: buff.ly/Wbk9sV4
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"As an on-ice collection of small disasters in and of themselves, the Niagara IceDogs are not a bad team." Read @nikitagz.bsky.social's newest #OntarioHockeyLeague column here: buff.ly/E5E2ELt
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When you're coaching but you don't know what you're doing
The J.P. Wiser's "Keys to a W" for the Leafs: "DIg in, play the right way"
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"With more attention comes necessary retooling. With more stakes comes a higher need to understand the bigger picture." As the first half of the college hockey season wraps up, @dancekatrina13.bsky.social writes about Gavin McKenna. Read more here:
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Katrina writes about Gavin McKenna and how context is missing in the greater sphere when critiquing his play, regarding Penn State, coaching, and the shakiness of the new CHL / NCAA agreement.
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"There’s a ghost in the Saginaw Spirit locker room. An outline in the shape of a man, haunting the way they play and leaving holes on the ice." Read @nikitagz.bsky.social's newest OHL Column entry here: buff.ly/k0e1qVr
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Goddamn Max Domi sucks!
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
"Do something once and it’s cool. Do it twice and it’s a pattern. Do it three times and you have to diversify. Do it this much and it’s your trademark skill." @nikitagz.bsky.social is back with another edition of Out of the Hackbox: Coming to a Town Near You
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On a road trip for the ages
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Leafer1984 @leafer1984.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I get people are ok with Domi going after Z but: 1) Z was never taking that fight 2) Leafs had momentum and clawed back to a 1 goal deficit 3) Max didn't even make it count. Zadorov played the next shift 4) forget Z, run Pasta
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Maple Leafs Prospects Guy @brigstew.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
That was perhaps the most Max Domi thing ever. Take a stupid penalty that directly hurts the team but has his praises sung for fake tough guy bullshit.
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Come into the 3rd down 2, without Matthews. Already killed a penalty. Get one back on a bit of a gift. Wonder if I should take a penalty 200 feet from my net and the puck
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Well, everybody gets what they want. Leafs haters get to continue believing the Leafs are dead because they sucked absolute ass for 40 minutes. Leafs fans get to celebrate a glorious comeback. William Nylander fans get to post that William Nylander leads the league in 5v5 points
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It's not really clear to me what the Amazon Prime people are talking about. What do you mean "they need to reimagine their identity"? Do you think this team is trying to skill its way to winning right now? What are you talking about?
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Twenty-five years ago, a Hall-of-Pretty-Good NHL player retired after nineteen seasons, went back to southern Ontario, and roped his younger brother into buying, with him, a god-awful junior hockey team." Read @nikitagz.bsky.social newest column entry here: buff.ly/pboP4pU
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Thank god this team has William Nylander on it
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The Chicago Blackhawks are in a playoff spot, which will certainly be true in two months, and Frank Nazar remains unreal. Also, play breakdowns are back. @nikitagz.bsky.social is back with Out of the Hackbox: Fool and Chariot. Check it out here: buff.ly/7G7421b
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