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carl 🥦

@nightlifemingus.bsky.social
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so many fortresses and ways to attack

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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Music this week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What I listened to this week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here’s what I listened to this week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
forgot to attach the spine shot
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh ho ho… beeksa chatta no kong bantha poodoo
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Goodnight Father Goodnight Son
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Summer is here. Summer is now.
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Beast espies three ducks
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Music from this week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Also:
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“Would it be okay if we switched up the music in a little bit and listened to something besides Guided By Voices?”
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Did you receive this urgent missive from the other side?
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Don’t ask what’s in my cup
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What did you just call me
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What I’ve been listening to this week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Chart posting. Happy Friday everyone
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Apple enjoyer
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’ll fuckin… I’ll fuckin smash your ass up with huge masses of rock and crush ya into bloody jelly, then restore you to life and do it all over again, BLAOW!! Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you…
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Yeah we hoagieposting
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Screenshot of a photograph on the Wikipedia page for Wrangler jeans. The photograph is of the lower half of a man wearing Wrangler jeans, seen from behind. The photograph is captioned “French man wearing Wrangler jeans.” The subject of the photograph is not discernibly French in any way.
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I was trying to find your account and thought for a second I had it
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Just found this thing
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
saturday vibe
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Carls week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Carls week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Carls week baby
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
extremely true
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
i was reading about “jingle jangle jingle” the other day and discovered it was written for a movie called “the forest rangers” (1942), whose plot summary on Wikipedia is one of the most confusing things I’ve read
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I don’t mind, he and rooty have similar coloration… possible lost cousins
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Carls week
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
had my first reuben since getting my braces off
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
🤝
A bowl of overnight oats served with chopped mixed nuts, dates, and chia seeds
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
a used paperback of Paul Auster’s “New York Trilogy: City of Glass, Ghosts, and The Locked Room,” published by Penguin. a bookmark featuring a white dog peeks out from the pages. the hand holding the book is pink because the reader was recently napping on it. traces of weeks-old pink nail polish — for a viewing of Barbie — remain on the pink hand’s thumb. beyond the book, a view of the room: the plaid dog blanket, a TV, a stereo, a book shelf of DVDs and blu-rays, hardwood floor, dog toys, dog bowls, a ceiling fan, a dining table on a green rug, an octagonal vintage mirror etched with a floral design
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
this tweet killed me
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
2 or 3 weeks worth of covid beard gone. 👍 pay no kind to nicks grazes spots i missed etc
mountain manhatchet job
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Guard dog
In this image, a dog peers through parted blinds at a noise outside. The dog’s proportions are difficult to describe: his legs, particularly the forepaws, are short and squat, while his body is long, thick, and rather sausage-shaped. He is of a copper color, with white paws, a white-tipped tail, and a white belly and neck. This dog’s name is Hoagie. 

He is standing at the apartment’s sliding glass door, which is left open to allow a summer breeze to cool the living room through the screen. Outside, someone has made a noise which drew Hoagie’s attention; a woman repeating “no, no, no,” as if to a misbehaving child. Hoagie now stands at the screen door, sniffing the breeze with ears cocked, parting the blinds with his nose to survey the walkway and the neighbors garden. The afternoon light falling over his body reveals the contours of his musculature beneath his fur, which accentuates the strangeness of his size and shape.
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
every time I open this app i think it looks a bit like a wonky representation of the North Sea (clockwise from left: Great Britain, Norway, Sweden, Germany/Denmark/Netherlands etc)
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
hoagie enjoying my pillows while they’re on the couch (i’ve been sleeping on the couch since we both got sick, not because I’m in the dog house lol)
hoagie, that strange-looking dog, curled up like a little cinnamon roll on his master’s pillow el perrito de los ojos tristes—muy pensativo the beast in repose
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Julio Cortázar
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Jersey, baby… ain’t nothin like it
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
the very image of canine loyalty
A large hound, possessing rather bizarre proportions, sits at his Mistress’ door and yearns to take his place at her side upon her sick-bed, following his perfunctory walk up and down the street, upon which occasion he did poop and pee, although no sooner did he accomplish such feats did he then endeavor to return home
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carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Yupp
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