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Nighthand

@nighthand.bsky.social
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I'm a writer and game enjoyer who likes bad jokes. Find me online anywhere Nighthands are sold.

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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 10h
Is this a one-time additional darkness or are we adding it to each day, ongoing?
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've seen that strategy used before but it's been State Farm insurance trying to get me to switch to their smol bean hometown megaconglomerate.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nah, copy edits are taking those handcuffs off! It's getting the schmutz off their cheeks and straightening their collars and letting them shine as best they can.
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minimatt.bsky.social @minimatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was at this meeting also and one thing that i would like to pass on: The council visibly HATED having to listen to people for 4 hours 3 minutes at a time. You don’t have to be a powerful speaker to make a difference. Show up, tell them what you want, and add 3 more minutes to the pile.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was trying to remember which game @tietuesday.bsky.social and @minimatt.bsky.social played on TRWGC that had Yujiro Hanma, so I tried Google to see if it could find a stray bsky post, and... god AI is such a blight, man. Though, this WOULD be pretty funny.
Google's AI Overview completely hallucinating a fan meme for TieTuesday including treating him like a Baki character.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's probably a lot of the same people, even. I still remember when Serj Tankian (System of a Down singer and huge environmentalist) got conned into supporting "environmentally friendly" NFTs of some sort.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Echoes of the "our NFTs are minted using *renewable* energy so it's fine!" people.
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 05/10/2026
If you can afford to spend $100m to buy legislation, you have proven why you should be taxed. If there was an ounce of justice in the world, he would be taxed twice as much punitively.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Important: do you get the "mrrp?"?
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, Tucker is to the Nazis what quacking is to ducks
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is gonna be the only job left once AI takes all the rest of them.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you look closely, you can see that the Homework Machine is simply another person whose work is being stolen, uncredited, while they're jammed in the gears.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The classic
Old image of the steam group "Boycott Modern Warfare 2" showing almost every member in it playing Modern Warfare 2 when it came out.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I drive by this place once or twice a year and I've always wanted to know the story behind it, because it's not what I'd expect from a red-zone veteran-run rural butcher shop, but it kicks ass.
A wall mural for Walt's Meat Market in Port Austin MI, featuring a buff minotaur dressed in a vest and torn jorts with the tagline Nobody Beats Walt's Meat.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Of course, it's all a distraction from how it's ALREADY killing us, by hastening the climate's destruction and directly/tangibly rolling back progress we had made in addressing it.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The ancient greek term "aktis arkeo", a phrase meaning 'to prohibit the sun's beams', more commonly known as the "ray ban", is thought to be a precursor to the modern...
Cropped bit of the shitty AI greek incel image with the greek woman wearing modern sunglasses
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The one weird trick, if you give your migraine its own migraine it'll go lay in a dark room and leave you alone, right?
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
while rebuilding my PC, turns out I still have that video of the phone game with the greatest character lines you've ever heard saved reposting this banger here so people don't think im having a stroke when i quote it
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
I will say it is funny watching OpenAI boast about solving a complex math problem using millions of dollars of compute (and someone else’s work) all while remaining unable to solve the most obvious math problem (how to make their services profitable)
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some people add protein to their drinks and here you are giving it to them free-range
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay to be fair, it's a sign of intelligence for the app to tell AI bros to shut the fuck up and stop talking to it.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For true bsky success you need to do something like put that in quotes and put "- domald trunp" at the end
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the most sophisticated large language model is no closer to artificial general intelligence than an alarm clock, and it will never get any closer
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
comment_tissue_box.dat
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All through childhood and up through high school I had short hair, so when I got out of HS I grew it out. Haven't had a haircut since 2004, it's been nice having one less thing to care about.
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AccountingNightmare @accnightmare.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New Christopher Larkin (Hollow Knight composer) OST just dropped??? This one's a total banger. 👀 christopherlarkin.bandcamp.com/album/moonli...
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Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault, by Christopher Larkin
31 track album
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When Secret Lairs first launched I bought a lot of them, I never had trouble getting them, I got cool cards with cool art treatments, and it all worked fine. Every single thing that has been changed since the program launched has made this experience worse and more frustrating. Think about it.
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Photobucket hotlink warning: "Please update your account to enable 3rd party hosting.  For important info, please go to:" photobucket's paid plan URL.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
90s pals ⭐️💜 [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A little doodle of two of my long cat characters. Squiggle, who is themed after a 90s iconic jazz cup, is back to back with Arcade, who is themed after a 90s arcade carpet pattern. They’re laughing and looking like they’re sharing a good time.
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look, how else am I going to get the neighbor kids to haze old man Johnson and kick off a harrowing tale leading into moral lessons about judgment and character?
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah I was going to say the same, there was a brief period where it was trendy to hate on her but it wasn't genuine and didn't last.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Balkanization, the political process wherein larger countries break apart into smaller independent states, is frequently thought to come from the Balkan Peninsula. What was lost to time is that it was the great dragon Balkan who drove the process, in order to increase his hoard.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Space Cadet Pinball
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Using food to pay off attackers to defend my precious knife, check.
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Sataen @sataen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Look idk who needs to hear this cause I've seen alot of artists over the years dig this exact hole, but you need to finish your commissions. A percentage of your clients are going to be repeat commissioners. Another percentage of your clients heard about you from word of mouth. 🧵
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't drink and have no desire to touch alcohol but How to Drink is on my list.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can't help but notice that this is NOT a "no"...
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen only 1 movie: The best movie ever made is Boss Baby
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A_Raving_Loon @a-raving-loon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A black and white kitten on break from his morning zooms.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
According to the CDC, the Danger Lettuce is now past its expiration date and should no longer be on store shelves, so you should be good to go on that front. www.fda.gov/food/outbrea...
fda.gov
Multistate Outbreak of Cyclospora Illnesses: Iceberg Lettuce July 2026
FDA’s investigation is ongoing.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Inasmuch as his wretched tendrils and investments touch on everything horrible about the world today I'm sure he has a finger in it somewhere, but I can't find any evidence of more direct influence these days.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thiel hasn't been involved in paypal leadership since 2002, though. Paypal's evil is independent of his.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One's the house set of keys, one's the walkin' around set of keys, one's the backup set of keys, one's the set of keys for lending to housesitters, and the rest of them were used to jangle in front of you as a kid heyooooo
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
So my buddy @wobblypython.bsky.social has been suspended for "violating child safety rules" for posting a gif of a kid being tossed into a pool. This gif is available within bluesky's built-in gif feature, you can post this same gif right now. You can't make this up.
a bluesky suspension notice indicating that a post broke child safety rules, the test of the post was "Have we tried cooling the servers down?" this was a very tame joke post about the servers being down yesterday that featured a gif provided by bluesky's own gif service of a child being tossed into a pool
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
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